If you've ever wanted to witness Paula Abdul's babblings up-close and personal, now you can!
eBay is auctioning off an all inclusive trip for two to meet the "American Idol" judge in all her incoherent glory.
The VIP package includes first class airfare to Los Angeles, transportation via limousine, accommodations at the 5-star Peninsula Hotel, two $1000 Am Ex gift cards and tickets to a live taping of "American Idol" followed by a meet and greet with the pint size TV personality.
Bids are starting at $25,000 with all proceeds going towards The Multiple Sclerosis Foundation. The auction ends September 24.
But be forewarned, the winner will be required to sign a waiver "absolving all parties of liability for potential injuries, loss or harm which may be incurred."
We've always thought Paula was a little bit scary, but apparently she's even more dangerous than we ever imagined!