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9/20/2006 3:59 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Paula Abdul For Sale

If you've ever wanted to witness Paula Abdul's babblings up-close and personal, now you can!

Paula Abdul for sale

eBay
is auctioning off an all inclusive trip for two to meet the "American Idol" judge in all her incoherent glory.

The VIP package includes first class airfare to Los Angeles, transportation via limousine, accommodations at the 5-star Peninsula Hotel, two $1000 Am Ex gift cards and tickets to a live taping of "American Idol" followed by a meet and greet with the pint size TV personality.

Bids are starting at $25,000 with all proceeds going towards The Multiple Sclerosis Foundation. The auction ends September 24.

But be forewarned, the winner will be required to sign a waiver "absolving all parties of liability for potential injuries, loss or harm which may be incurred."

We've always thought Paula was a little bit scary, but apparently she's even more dangerous than we ever imagined!

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Damian:  1972 days ago

Wish I had a spare 25 grand layin' around. I'd spend a weekend with that beautiful whack-job.

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do something about it:  1972 days ago

IF someone had 25000 to spare they could fly to LA stay at a 5* hotel and shop till they drop and still have enough to give 10000 to your charity of choice

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We, are not amused.:  1972 days ago

File this under "More money than sense" unless you get to play with her big saggy funbags while getting manual manipulation...then sign me up!

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Jimmy Barnes:  1972 days ago

Hey Paula, This song is about you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4HhBz142og

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Britney Spears:  1972 days ago

They's have to pay ME to hang with her. LOL!

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beavermunch:  1972 days ago

I'd pay $25 to hang out with Ms. Abdul. That's about it.

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dump:  1972 days ago

someone is going to spend 25000 to recieve 1000.............only in America

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Ogden:  1971 days ago

Yawn.

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