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Come on Screech! You Can't Fool Us!

9/29/2006 2:44 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Dustin Diamond went on the MJ Morning Show in Tampa, Fl. this morning to refute an article on TMZ that suggest that Diamond knew the sex tape starring him existed and would be released shortly.
Screech -- listen to audio
According to Globat.com, the Web hosting company that signed Diamond as its spokesman just weeks ago, they were told that they were "lucky" to get him because something huge was about to happen. Diamond maintains the something big was a "Showtime special" and a new ABC show called "Knights of Prosperity."

He also went on to tell the morning show, "I am not pushing this video in any way. I am not condoning this video."

OK, let's start with that last quote first. Um, how do we say this without being rude? Yeah you are and yes you do. It's okay. There's nothing wrong with it. Look what it did for Paris -- you'll be a regular at Hyde in no time.

Now onto the whole "I've got a Showtime special" thing. No you don't. You're on a show called "White Boys in the Hood." It's a 10-episode series (think "Showtime at the Apollo") that was shot in New York and you're one of dozens of comics who appeared on it.

As for the "Knights of Prosperity," he's making a cameo in one episode -- though the show tells us "it's hilarious."

Diamond went on to tell the MJ Morning Show, and CNN's "Showbiz Tonight," about a celebrity club that exchanges sex tapes and gives the tape a score based on things that are accomplished on the tape. Ew.

So Screech, if you're out there ... come clean, man. It's ok. Look at Paris, Pam, Colin and R. Kelly (OK, maybe not him) -- there's nothing wrong with making a little cash on the side with a sex tape.

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JEB    

Who gives a sh*t? It's friggin' Skreech for God's sake. He sucked then, he sucks now. Jeez.

2893 days ago
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T    

Whatever. MY ASS he didnt know about the tape. HE NEEDS money and he is trying to get back in the news. Plain and simple

2893 days ago
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They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

yea,look what it did for paris,but of course we new she was a slut from the start,we nedd prove that she is and of course she is,But we in no way wanted to see screech in porn,yuck,and besides paris isnt good a any thing but being dumb,I WOULDNT HAVE PARIS OR SCREECH SPOKEMAN FOR ANY THING,BUT TRAILER PARK TRASH

2893 days ago
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Cristina    

geez- it's screech- next TMZ next!!!

2893 days ago
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Rhonda    

He's ugly as hell, WHO in the HELL would want to see him naked? It's going to BOMB - just like he did on that ho's face.

2893 days ago
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Britney Spears    

Never thought I'd say this, but I agree with TMZ - if this guy was so against the tape - then why isn't he screaming lawsuit??

2893 days ago
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the wise old owl    

P.U. Not this idiot again. All the P.R. in the world won't help sell this piece of trash. NEXT ................................................................

2893 days ago
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JEB    

I wonder if he used the t-shirt money that was supposed to save his house to pay the women in the video? If so, then he's not only a dipsh*t freak, but a fraudulent one, too.

2893 days ago
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John    

I saw him on Showbiz Tonight last night. They have a POINT SYSTEM for what gets done on the tape..."Like playing poker." What I want to know is: Is the "Mark" whom he refers to on the tape Mark Paul Gosselar??

Now THERE'S a tape I'd watch.

2893 days ago
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stoopit    

It sure sounded like he was bragging the other day when he spoke on the other morning radio show. This guy is a jackass. And who in their right mind would be in a video trading group with him knowing they could see him naked. YUK!

2893 days ago
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JEB    

This guy makes Gary Coleman look respectable. Poor Screech...might have to go out there and get a REAL JOB. Damn.

2893 days ago
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Stan    

Hey he still has to pay for that house, and this was going to be the way.

2893 days ago
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lissabell    

It's been what 12 years since we have last heard the name "Screech" (I find it kind of funny that instead of using his real name we all still refer to him as Screech) and all of a sudden he is back in the news due to his house being in foreclosure. And then...all of a sudden this sex tape comes out of nowhere and he is getting segments on TV, Showtime and on the radio. I bet his worries of loosing his house are over. As much as I'd hate to say this, he played cards right. He disappeared, well became a nobody, for 12 years and no look he gets his 15 mintues back. I wonder what else is going to surface.

2893 days ago
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Kim    

I wonder how much they paid the girl that got the poostache.

2893 days ago
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$5000?????????????????????????????    

OF COURSE HE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS RELEASE! I can believe he's using his godawful "Saved by the Bell" acting skills to convince us otherwise. His career has gone to sh*t...no pun intended.

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