Home : Paparazzi Photo, Wacky & Weird : Naked Women Will Flock to ANY Celebrity

Naked Women Will Flock to ANY Celebrity

Posted Nov 1st 2006 2:41PM by TMZ Staff

If you needed anymore proof that celebrities, whether they be old, fat, pale or all of the above, have an uncanny ability to attract women, feast your eyes on Jon Lovitz.

The Subway spokesman was taking in the sights and sounds of Miami Beach yesterday, when suddenly two topless ladies brought the sights to him.

After enjoying a nice chat with his new friends (where Jon undoubtedly paid attention to every single interesting word they had to say without distraction), the actor bid them good day and got back to more important things, like enjoying the weather.

Good thing it wasn't too nippy out.

Related

Videos



Tags: breasts, jon lovitz, JonLovitz, miami beach, MiamiBeach, nude

Comments [35]
SHARE |
4ie6

Relevant Posts

Reader Comments

(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

1. GROSS! She should be ashamed to walk around showing those saggy DA's.

Posted at 2:59PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Miss Honey

2. Yep, you said it Miami Beach theirs so many hookers here goog god those are some wrinkled ass titties!

Posted at 3:01PM on Nov 1st 2006 by 305

3. What is wrong with women anyway. With tits like that they should cover them up. I think jon is a nice guy but come on here. This is too much.


linda

Posted at 3:08PM on Nov 1st 2006 by linda

4. If I were Jon Lovitz I wouldn't cry victory just yet. I mean, let's face it, these women aren't exactly hot. I don't know what they were thinking when they decided to walk around topless. Their boobs are saggy, for God's sake. No one wants to see that, but I'M pretty sure Lovitz didn't mind. I mean, any kind attention an ugly fatso like him can get from women is good, right?

Posted at 3:06PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Laury

5. Gross. Too old broads walking around with their saggy cans. Shame on them!

Posted at 3:09PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Not today

6. Why couldn't you have covered up their entire boobage? No one wants or needs to see those saggy baggy elephants! Those fug women need to get a crane and hoist their sh*t up! God, that is so nasty!

Posted at 3:31PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Ugly Tits

7. According to some hollywood gossip, Jon is supposed to be quite a tiger in the bedroom and well endowed. Who would have thought?

Posted at 3:35PM on Nov 1st 2006 by DDog

8. uh, he's looking for men not old women. dude is gay gay gay

Posted at 3:52PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Ed Bashford

9. They should come to Comix in NYC on November 16 - 18th to see Jon perform his stand up act! He puts on a helluva show BUT no shirts, no shoes, no service.

Posted at 3:58PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Kambri Crews

10. My God what has this country come to?
When did it become "wrong" for a guy NOT to look at nekkid tit-tays? I must say that I will look if it is on display, I don't care if you're "young" or older than dirt. If God didn't want men to look at tit-tays then why does he allow them to be put out for the whole world to see??
Give Jon a break, not everybody is young and beautful. I like looking at old broads, because I might get lucky, young broads are too full of themselves. Bitches, they take your money and won't even give you a HJ!

Posted at 4:01PM on Nov 1st 2006 by The ol' pervert

11. Interesting,

I wonder what the logic is in wearing a watch while topless.

Posted at 4:05PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Merlin

12. AT LEAST THEY ARE REAL AND NOT WAY FAKE LOOKING!!!!! MORE POWER TO YA GIRLS...

Posted at 4:12PM on Nov 1st 2006 by MINE ARE REAL TOO

13. Ok, that is just EWWW

Posted at 4:14PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Dolly

14. He should have took advantage of it and got laid.

Posted at 4:50PM on Nov 1st 2006 by I hate the famous guy

15. Looks more like Europe to me. I agree with poster #13 at least they have real cans and not big balls of plastic on thier chests.

Posted at 4:56PM on Nov 1st 2006 by Bats

| 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments