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Dennis Rodman is Pathetic

Rodman Rants -- Click to Watch!Never exactly the epitome of class, Dennis Rodman has sunk to an all-time low.

After lunching with a buxom female companion at the Ivy yesterday, the former basketball star unleashed an unprovoked, nonsensical rant, detailing some of his intentions and previous sexual exploits, while paparazzi clicked away in agape amazement.

"All the girls I've loved before, I'll f*** 'em all. Every bitch that's f***ed me, like this one, I'm gonna give it f***'n hell brotha."

Rodman's clearly run out of cool. The former Bull looked more like an ass -- desperately trying to give up a soundbite that would draw some sort of approval from the waiting crowd.

Guess we have the last laugh... his t-shirt is funnier than he is.



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1. He looks like a used condom

Posted at 4:07PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Richard

2. What a LOSER!!

Posted at 2:02PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Mineaux

3. Oh no, he's cool, he's always been cool, even when he was cool, he was cool, no really, he's cool.

Posted at 2:09PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by CraigyBoy

4. You know, I'm not even a bit surprised by this video!! Mr. Rodman has never had any class and i hope every female who views this video clip stays away from him forever. Maybe when he doesn't get any more sex he will start treating females with more respect, but i definately won't hold my breath on that.

Posted at 2:08PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Leah

5. always pathetic,I dislike him worst than a**hole steve

Posted at 4:28PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Savannah Crack

6. Rodman is nothing more than a mere simian, who continues to exhibit the lowest form of animal-like behavior. The [man] is absolutely repulsive in just about every way and has no redeeming qualities whatsoever that could begin to qualify him as a member of the human race!

Posted at 2:13PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Leonard

7. Pathetic is an understatement for him!
He has NO CLASS what so ever!
He has the manners of a stray dog who chases after bitches in heat. I've yet to see him act like a mannerable man in the public eye who doesn't talk potty foul mouth filth just to get attention from a camera.
GET OVER YOURSELF YOU NASTY UGLY FACED PIECE OF DOG POOO THE BOTTOM OF A SHOE

Posted at 2:17PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by DEBORAH

8. Leonard:

I second your comment!!!
Very well put

Posted at 2:19PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by DEBORAH

9. He just wants to keep his name in the press.

Posted at 2:29PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Larry

10. dennis rodman is a punk who loves to wear womens clothes and have a mouth full of peni$ !!!!!!!!! did ya'll see him and dave navarro????

Posted at 2:38PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by s m a s h

11. vanity, vanity all is vanity under the sun.

there is nothing new under the sun, dennis. a hasbean, a wasbean, a stupidbean, HIMBOBEAN THE WORLD HAS SEEN.

OLD THANGS HANG LOW, BRO

RU THAT BORD COZ U BE BORING, ALL SHOWING YOUR IQ, I MEAN YOUR NO-Q. I GUEZ ALL THAT MOOLA WILL DOYA IN AGIN AND AGIN. U DO SHO PASSION WITH YOUR IGNORANCE SHININ FOR YA TO SEE. HEY, BETTA U THAN ME.

U BE A MIZERBLE PIG MAN, DENNYROD. POOR CARMEN, WHAT WUZ SHE EVA THINKIN. I GIVE HER PROPS, SHE WUZ A GRIEVIN, AS U WUZ A THIEVIN HER INTEGRITEE. THE ONLY REEZN URA SLEEZN IZ UB LACKIN ANY SMACKIN CLASS.

TOO BAD ALL THAT DOUGH U HAVE PISSED AWAY CANT COME BACK AND MAKE U GO AWAY . UR DIZGUSTIN UR A BUSTIN UR A PUSSBALL. U LACK DENNYMAN. UB A WASTE OF HUMAN LIFE, REALLY TOO BAD UR SO SAD. WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN ITZ ALL GONE, DENNYRODMAN.

I KNOW, GO TO AFRICA AND ADOPT 100 ORPHANS BRING THEM TO AMERICAN OR EUROPE EDUCATE THEM. DO THE WORLD SOME GOOD. AFTER THAT MAYBE U CAN ADOPT 100 AMERICAN ORPHANS. GIVE TO LIVE DENNYMAN. QUIT BEING SUCH A NARCISSIST. I MEAN REALLY, DONT U HAVE A CENTER. YOUR IQ PRECEDES U WITH ALL THOSE BITCHES U GONNA BANG. NOW THAT IS INTELLIGENT MAN. I MEAN HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE FOR SOMETHING SO DEEP TO GET FROM YOUR HEART, TO YOUR BRAIN, AND OUT OF THAT CESSPOOL OF A PIEHOLE THAT THE LORD BLESSED U WITH. WHAT A BLASPHEMY. UR A MIZERBLE MAN. REPENT DENNYMANRODIS. LIFE IS A VAPOR, HAVENT U BEEN TOLD? OH, I GET IT NOW, THAZ YOUR POINT. EAT DRINK AND BE MERRY AND IN BETWEEN JUST BE OBSEEEEEEEN. YOUR ENERGY VIBE STANKS, BRO. U NEED TO FLOSS AND WE AINT IMPLYIN A DENTIST FOR DENNISMANRODIS O NO. WE BE SPEEKIN OF A CLEENIN OF A DEEPA MEENIN. DO YA GET IT, LOOOOOZA, PALOOZA.

IZ THERE A MAGIC NUMBER WHERE U GET SOME DIGNITY. I MEAN U AINT ALLTHAT. AND LETS BE REEL ZEEL, IF U LACKED THE CASH U BE RIVIN STAG. U COULNT PAY A REEL FEMALE TO LOVE U FOR REELLLZ. THAT MUST BE EMPTEE FEELIN. DO YA KNOW WHAT A FEELING IS DENNIS?

YOUR POOR MAMA. IF I BE YO MAMA, I BE NOT WANTIN NO ONE TO KNOW. BUT THEN AGAIN, MAYBE UR GOOD TO YOMAMA. JUST NASTY TO YOUR LAYZ OF THE DAY, HEY DENNYMANRODIS?

Posted at 8:44PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by CLEOPATRA OF THE NILE

12. didn't even read the article love the title....

Posted at 2:56PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Lets smoke a bowl

13. That wasn't very nice of him to say all that infront of that girl was supposedly with! Didn't he bang Madonna?

Posted at 2:48PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Whatever

14. Like Madonna who stiffed me for a lunch bill this Idiot conned (HE SAID CARMEN AND PAM WOULD BE THERE - THEY WERN"T) me into going to some goofball event he promoted -- Besides showing up at 1.30 a.m. higher than a kite he proceeded to mix drinks for the Dumbass crowd --The stuff tasted like my puke -- I don't want to tell you what I payed for this Farce but I WANT MY MONEY BACK DOGFACE CLOWN !!!

Posted at 3:02PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Stuck with the Bill

15. He is talking like a silly drunk teenager. He needs to grow up! He has at least one child what a horrible example to be setting!

Posted at 3:13PM on Nov 2nd 2006 by Frogman

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