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Birkhead: Anna Nicole Stole My Baby

11/3/2006 2:56 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Is Bahama mama Anna Nicole Smith a baby bandit? According to baby daddy-apparent Larry Birkhead, the answer is yes.

In a statement posted on Larrybirkhead.net, he blasts the Trimspa Ma, saying, "I constantly wonder what kind of person would steal a child from another. I thought at first maybe because your brother was taken from your mom was the reason, but then I realized she started planning on keeping you from me all the way back in May."

In the statement, addressed to the infant Dannielynn, Birkhead claims he tried to go to Disneyland to cheer himself up, but the trip backfired. "I couldn't help but thinking, after seeing all of the kids, what it would be like to take you there one day."

Birkhead also promises to continue the paternity war with Anna Nicole until he is officially named the father. "I am ready to fight anyone and everyone that gets in my way. One day, you will thank me for fighting for you when others expected me to just walk away."

The emotional letter comes days after TMZ exposed a bombshell declaration from Laurie Payne, a woman who spent considerable time with Anna Nicole during her pregnancy, and claims that the former Playboy Playmate confessed to her in phone calls and instant messages that Larry Birkhead is in fact the father of her baby girl.

Meanwhile, Anna Nicole continues to recover from pneumonia and exhaustion. At her bedside at Doctor's Hospital in the Bahamas is the man she claims to be the father; her attorney Howard K. Stern. The saga continues!

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As u taught me    

HIGH PRIORITY
I have had it with this Howard once and for all!
Does anyone know how to get a hold of Howard`s parents and sister? I would like to know if that is the way they raised him! How would he feel if someone did that to his parents and just turned around and laughed in their face? He thinks he is on another planet and forgot he has family back here. Do they even think that baby is their grand kid? Did he con them with his bull? Or do they know him well enough to see right through his cons like we all do? Did he cheat his way through law school? Who paid for his law school?

FOR GOD SAKES HOWARD GET YOUR LAZY NO GOOD FOR NOTHING @SS OUT OF THAT MAN`S HOUSE!!!!!! HOWARD MAN TO MAN HERE, YOU DO NOT TAKE ANOTHER MAN`S HOME!! WHAT DOES HOWARD THINK EVERY MORNING OHHHHHH GOODY ANOTHER DAY I CAN LAYYYYYYY AROUND WHILE THE ELDERLY OWNER OF THIS NICE BEACH HOUSE HAS TO WORK FOR WHAT HE OWNS!! YOU HAVE DONE WRONGGGGG GET OUT!! AND DO NOT THINK YOU WILL GET BY WITH THAT BOYS DEATH AFTER ALL THIS CRAP!!!! I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE GUITY OR INNOCENT I DO NOT WANT YOU AROUND TO DO THIS CRAP AGAIN!!! That is how I feel and have been feeling......it has gone to far!!! JW

2807 days ago
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JURY OF YOUR PEERS    

Notice in the recent Associated Press article about Anna getting the electricity turned back on (temporarily, until the judge rules that she does NOT own the Horizons home), that Anna’s Bahamian attorney Wayne Munroe stated AGAIN that Anna “is house hunting”.

Anna cannot produce a sales RECEIPT showing that SHE paid anybody for the Horizons home, and cannot produce a “GIFT” receipt for it either. The conveyance document that Howard alludes to is an INcomplete document that was never officially stamped and filed at the courthouse because Anna never paid Ben Thompson like she promised.

WHY is Anna “house hunting” if she is so certain that she already owns the Horizon home that Ben Thompson wants her out of?????? How many houses does she need to own in the Bahamas????

If they are “house hunting” as backup Plan B, when the judge rules that she does NOT own the Horizons home, that speaks volumes about the attorney’s LACK of confidence in the case he is trying to weasel through the Bahamian court system. It says loud and clear that he KNOWS Anna does NOT own the Horizons home, and NEEDS to find another Bahamian home.
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The Associated Press
Nov 23, 2006 9:58 AM
Anna Nicole Smith partner says order blocks power cuts at Bahamas home
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Both parties have filed lawsuits for the Supreme Court to declare who owns the house. Anna Nicole Smith has also been house-hunting in the Bahamas, Munroe said.

Anna’s Bahamian attorney got the power turned back on TEMPORARILY, until the home ownership case is heard and ruled on by a judge ….. but if the utility companies were FORCED to turn the utilities back on …. And Anna and Howard are STILL NOT paying their bills ….. does that mean the Bahamian utility companies are being forced to provide FREE utilities? The utility companies should SUE Anna and Howard to get their services paid for, like every other human being has to do.

I believe Cyril Wecht, the pathologist, is going to have to SUE Anna to get paid, along with the hospital and funeral home SUING to get paid. Anna said in her own words, she “has NO MONEY in the Bahamas”.

Michael Scott, the attorney that quit on Anna, is probably going to have to SUE his former client also, to get paid for his services

More intelligent commenting on the other TMZ Anna Nicole comment blogs:
“Cops Have More Questions for Howard….”
“Slapped with Fraud Suit”
“Anna in the Dark…”
“The Lights Aren’t On….”
“Commit Birth Fraud?”

2806 days ago
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JURY OF YOUR PEERS    

Visit the Anna Nicole TMZ site - "Court Orders Anna Nicole to Scram" for the most recent debate comments.

2797 days ago
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Howard Stern is Americas Most Hated Man    

THAT BABY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE LARRY B. AND IS CUTE AS A BUTTON.

HOWARD STERN CAN'T BE THE DADDY OR THAT BABY WOULD HAVE A BEAK NOSE LIKE HIM. HIS PROFILE REMINDS ME OF A PARROT.

2791 days ago
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Howard Stern is Americas Most Hated Man    

Larry Birkhead did a nice job of portraying the kind, soft spoken man he is. We have worked with Larry in the past and he's professional and will have no problems with character witnesses in the custody battle.

Larry has always been a genuine guy with a very big heart and we all wish him the very best, he certainly will make a great father to his little girl. Larry may not be the richest guy in the world but when it comes to love he's quite wealthy and will give it all his daughter. That is one lucky little girl to have him for a daddy, now they just need to be united so they can begin the bonding process.

Larry you have our best wishes.

2790 days ago
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Alex    

This whole thing is crazy, and this Larry guy is creepy, all these people in the situation is looking for attention and I feel bad for the baby that if is involve in all this craziness

2828 days ago
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becky    

I agree with number 1 Larry sounds creepy.. We all don't know the whole story here.. Maybe there is a reason why Anna Nicole won't let Larry near the baby.

2828 days ago
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AreYouKiddingMe?    

This guy is a F***ING IDIOT! Talk about a publicity whore. If that kid is your whole focus then shut your ass up and try to get her and keep the pics of you and Goofy outta the f***in' press. You're no better than ANS you flaming queen!

2828 days ago
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Wendy    

OK, this guy is totally off his rocker, he doesnt deserve the baby. What a baby, talk about immaturity, fit to have a baby and WHY Anna and not some other girlfriend, come on, the guy is a total hopeful gold digger. He will be the type that has back payments on child support...immature loser

2828 days ago
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dolly schmolly    

Serious???

What kind of bullshit is that? Does not realize that baby will see all of this when she grows up???

That letter just screams "I want some attention too, I can still be the dad"

Poor little baby, crazy (and obviously coached on the Insider interview) mom, and ploying possible dad howard, and no other relatives around to save her.

I really hope that no more tragedies come from this story.

Did anyone else watch the interview last night on entertainment tonight...the way Howard was starring her down while she was answering? Like he was following the script along in his head, making sure every work was memorized and came out correctlu. Am I the only one that sees how creppy he is? Gives me shivers just picturing him...something is very very wrong there....

2828 days ago
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so cute    

i don't like LARRY!!!!! ( look at this evil grin!!!!)
and i don't understand why you people are so mean to Anna Nicole! maybe Daneilynn is really Anna and Howard's!

LARRY wanted Anna to be TESTED FOR DRUGS sooo He's a good person??? i don't think so!!!!!!

2828 days ago
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so cute    

and besides after reading his msg i feel that he's a b****y man!!! He's a evil golddigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if he really cared for anna and "HER" daughter he wouldnt want her to be TESTED FOR DRUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE YOU LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2828 days ago
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big j    

Congrats to Larry, Keep fighting if you think this is your child. Most men would just be relieved that they would be off the hook with the child support etc. But he deserves to be the daddy (IF) he proves to be the daddy.

2828 days ago
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Brandi    

you ANS supporters are crazy as hell!!!!!!!!!!!
If ANS was saying that LB was the baby's daddy and he was saying no,it is not. You people would be jumping on he dead beat dad bandwagon. He is doing the right thing by trying to establish his parentage to that baby!
ANS is a train wreck and she will not change until someone with authority stops her. Hopefully, it will be LB who puts her in her place.

2828 days ago
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so cute    

This guy must be Circumcised! mutilated!
Anna don't like Circumcised mutilated golddiggers! this Birkhead better STFU!!!!!
howard is much better for Anna ! at least he's a real man with foreskin!

2828 days ago
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