Desperate K-Fed Can't Give It Away

In a last ditch effort to salvage his failing rap career, Kevin Federline has slashed the price of admission to his concert tour to a whopping... $0.00. Nope, it's not a typo.

Federline, "who comes tight with every rhyme," is giving away tickets to tonight's performance at the House of Blues in Chicago. Why, you ask? Because he had a miserable 20% turnout in New York this past weekend.

Fans (if there are any) can log on to Ticketmaster.com, but it will cost you -- $9.39 in fees and taxes.

Filed under: Britney Spears

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1. This is actually kind of sad.

Posted at 2:11PM on Nov 8th 2006 by RLP

2. AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAAH

Posted at 2:13PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Lani

3. Poor guy... i know he is a piece of shit but u gotta feel sorry for him

Posted at 2:13PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Kristina

4. I'm crying, boo hoo..................

NOT!!!!

At least you have your "meal ticket".

Oh, gee whiz, did I forget yesterday's news. :)

NO MORE MEAL TICKET, BACK TO CURB DANCING FOR QUARTERS HUH?

Posted at 2:20PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Ms Kris

5. What goes around comes around and now he's made his bed. GOOD. Now maybe he'll go away.

Posted at 2:20PM on Nov 8th 2006 by PITA

6. I'm sorry, all I can do is laugh.

Posted at 2:22PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Kellygirl

7. People kept TRYING to tell him he ain't no rapper -- but would he listen? No ....

Posted at 2:23PM on Nov 8th 2006 by FrogLevel

8. HA HA HA ...HE MUST FEEL LIKE SHIT!!!! HIS SOON TO BE X-WIFEY USED TO SELL OUT STADIUMS.................WHAT NOW FED-EX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:24PM on Nov 8th 2006 by CUTE LIL CHICANA

9. There is a god after all....all in one day:
1. Democrats take control
2. Rumsfeld steps down
3. K-Fag can't give it away....

wow let's celebrate!!!!!!

Posted at 2:24PM on Nov 8th 2006 by maddie

10. Life has a funny way of showing you what you need for yourself to grow.

Hopefully he won't become a bitter person after all this.

Posted at 2:26PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Luvs

11. LOL@maddie,

Well it looks like his concert is more important than his divorce LOL. Talking about desperate wonder what will happen when he goes to court will he play his popular CD to the Judge HAHAHAHA.

Posted at 2:27PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Sylvia

12. Everyone knew from the start that his career ended before it was even started... This is no suprise to me what so ever.

Posted at 2:27PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Sunshine

13. I have some empty pop cans that he can have to get some quick ca$h!!

The hits just keep comin at him huh?

Posted at 2:28PM on Nov 8th 2006 by CindiCat

14. Post #11:

1. Amen.
2. Amen.
3. Amen.

Posted at 2:28PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Michele

15. Its funny cause I live in Chicago and they are on State Street offering these tickets FREE, lol, the guy has given 2 away so far he has said but I was like fvck no TEAM BRITNEY, screw FEDERFVCK and his 12 fan clan

Posted at 2:28PM on Nov 8th 2006 by Jeff

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