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Stars and the Party Schools They Rocked

11/19/2006 1:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

What's the use of going to college if you can't completely waste four (or more) years of your life on cheap beer, cheaper sex, and free condoms?
Composite of College kids going crazy and celebs
Well, according to the resident analysts at CollegeHumor.com, not very much. The ribald comedy site employed a rigorously absurdist methodology to produce its very first ranking of the colleges where students can, in its own parlance, have "the most fun while putting forth the least effort."

No doubt the famous alumni and attendees of Michigan State University -- like James Caan, and Angelina Jolie and Christina Aguilera, who took correspondence classes there -- will be thrilled to hear that they've landed right at the top, with the most compelling mix of low SAT scores, late bar-closing times, and Greek-system density (among many other factors) amongst the fifty schools surveyed.

Big Ten schools did marvelously on the whole, with nine of its member colleges placing in the top 20 of the CollegeHumor rankings, meaning that such notable alums as Madonna (U. of Michigan), Kevin Kline (Indiana U.), and Ashton Kutcher (Iowa) were privy to some of the finest college-life available to young Americans, even if it was a few years ago. Will Ferrell's beloved University of Southern California apparently isn't a total hotbed of salacity, as it came in 34th.

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iowagirl    

Hey TMZ...Ashton went to the UNIVERSITY OF IOWA, not IOWA STATE like it shows in the graphic. Two completely different schools...way to check your facts.

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

WHO CARES ABOUT FUCKING ANGELINA I AM SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THAT FISH EYED .TITE NECK HOO!!!!!!!

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

i was thinking about switching universitys, and michigan state was on my list but now that HORALINA is considered an alumni or a speaker or whatever the crap there talking about the school is totally out of my list.

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

Why is there more important thing goin on in the world today and all they can talk about is this suicidal Angie chick.

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

MADONNA AND ANGELINA BOTH I CANNOT STAND.THEY BOTH ARE VERY FAKE FLAUD PEOPLE ,EXCEPT ONE ALL OF A SUDDEN IS GETTING GLORIFIED EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A WEIRD KNIFE CUTTING SUICIDAL SLUTY FREAK.

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

MADONNA AND ANGELINA BOTH I CANNOT STAND.THEY BOTH ARE VERY FAKE FLAUD PEOPLE ,EXCEPT ONE ALL OF A SUDDEN IS GETTING GLORIFIED EVEN THOUGH SHE IS A WEIRD KNIFE CUTTING SUICIDAL SLUTY FREAK.

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

HOW DARE SOMEONE SAY TO YOU WISH YOU HAD THAT KIND OF MONEY,FIRST OF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO I AM, WHAT KIND OF MONEY I HAVE,THIS IS A PUBLIC SIT SO ANY ONE CAN JOIN ,AND FOR MOST THESE CELEBRITYS MOST ARE TRASH, WHAT WOULD MOST OF THEM BE IF THEY DID NOT GET THE KIND OF FAKE CREDIT NAD MONEY WOULD THEY BE THEIVES, CROOKS ,DRUNKS,DRUGYS, WHAT WOULD THEY BE IN REALITY WHEN THEY DO HAVE DIRTY TRASHY LIVES BEHIND THE CAMERA AND THEY ARE NOT BETTER THAN ME , AND IF WE AS PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE SHROVED IN ARE FACES THEN WE MOST OF WITCH WOULD NOT BE FILLING ARE FUEL ON THESE SITES. WHICH I DO NOT CARE IF YOU ARE DEFENDING A RUTHLESS CELEBRITY SO THERE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT.

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

I so AGREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

WHY IS ANGELINAS ASS WITH MICHIGAN STATE HER AS WEHT TO N.Y.U NEW F***ING YORK UNIVERSITY.

2840 days ago
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What the Heck!!!!!    

HER ASS ACTUALLY WENT TO N.Y.U

2840 days ago
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Ariana    

ANGELINA AND CHRISTINA DID NOT GO TO MSU

2839 days ago
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sam    

I like Angelina, mostly because none of the rest of you that have posted here like her. That means she must be a pretty cool lady. Sense the tone of your postings are stupid and hate filled. Plus she's hot.

2839 days ago
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BahamaBlu    

I like Angelina too and i do recall she went to NYU.

2839 days ago

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