Celebrity Sex Toys

Posted Nov 25th 2006 11:50AM by TMZ Staff

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING STORY CONTAINS EXPLICIT SEXUAL CONTENT. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

If you thought Mel Gibson was a real stinker after TMZ exposed his booze-filled anti-Semitic rant, wait'll you get a whiff of this.

The folks at Celebritybuttplugs.com have developed a line of novelty sex toys, which bear a strikingly close resemblance to some of Hollywood's most famous stars. While the site claims that "any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental," we can't help but wonder where they got the inspiration for the Par-ass Hilton, George W. Tush, and Smell Gibson (Bravefart edition) toys. The end.

Filed under: Wacky & Weird, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson

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1. This is stupid and wrong on so many levels. Leave Mel alone, Damn, enough is enough already.

ADMF

Posted at 12:35PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Lisa

2. Ok I probably going to regret asking this since this is about "sex toys". But what the heck is a buttplug and how is it a sexually toy?? Is plugging your butt up with one of these things sexual? They look rather large to fit up any ones butt anyway.

Posted at 12:50PM on Nov 25th 2006 by flex

3. Follow this link to wikipedia re: "Buttplugs"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttplug
Having done my good deed for the day, Yes these items DO look rather large and painful IMHO. You would really have to dislike (or like) someone to buy and "play" with one of these bad boys. TMZ is about as close as I wish to get to ANY of these nobel asses!

Posted at 2:42PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Did someone say...buttplugs?

4. The George Dubya Tush is a great gift for the democrat in your life. Or better still, the republican who can't get enough of "W". Thanks for the suggestion!!!

Posted at 2:57PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Jane

5. thanks "Did someone say..." I did ask for it.

Um, educational article. I didn't think of myself as a square when it came to sexuality, but maybe I was wrong.

I will now just sit quietly wondering, if you're buttplug doesn't have the proper flare, will you lose it somewhere in your colon? Eewwwww!

Posted at 3:19PM on Nov 25th 2006 by flex

6. #5 flex
Think on this...does the "plugger" or the "pluggIE" have to clean the darn thing afterwards?

Posted at 4:08PM on Nov 25th 2006 by As above

7. I believe that this idea could possibly "stink".

Posted at 5:18PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Charlie McNeely

8. Ew, this is go gross! Damn, there are some fucked up people in this world.

Posted at 5:29PM on Nov 25th 2006 by lara

9. #8 enough
Thanks for wasting all that space, didn't you read the previous post (#3)? We are all impressed with your keyboarding skills, but did you ever stop to think that maybe, just MAYBE its better to post a link instead? Weeping Christ on the cross...howcome you didn't transcribe the Wikipedia Privacy policy...the Gettysburg Address...the Manhattan White pages?
Dipshit!

Posted at 5:35PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Hey dumbass, yeah YOU!

10. This so funny... and there are some really weird people on this site. You attack each other like you forgot to take your meds or something. Why do you even bother trying to interact with eachother?? That is just so weird.

Posted at 6:02PM on Nov 25th 2006 by KAREN

11. And hey, I thought Paris Hilton was already a buttplug.

Posted at 6:35PM on Nov 25th 2006 by GOAWAY

12. Are butt plugs used to stop diarrhea?

Posted at 7:23PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Curious

13. No Curious, they are used for sexual pleasure. What a mess that would be huh!!

Posted at 7:57PM on Nov 25th 2006 by actually

14. UHG!!! -spew-

Posted at 8:01PM on Nov 25th 2006 by Adam

15. healthystrokes.com

Posted at 8:17PM on Nov 25th 2006 by healthy strokes

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