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Mercy for Danny, Drawers for Brit on "The View"

11/30/2006 2:15 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Oh yeah, he was wasted all right.

So said Joy Behar of Danny DeVito this morning on "The View," referring to his wacky, limoncello-lubricated appearance on Wednesday's show. "He was drunk as a skunk," exclaimed Joy, though the ladies all agreed that it was in good fun. Den mother Barbara Walters said that DeVito had called her to apologize, and that she'll have him back on the show, "better sober than not."

Later, Rosie continued her appeal for temporary adoption of young Britney Spears, and offered her a gift of something she's been sorely lacking in recent days (and nights) -- panties. In addition to one comely pair with the glittery inscription "No Peeking" on them, Rosie also offered her a pair of her own undergarments, for Brit to use "as a body stocking." Or temporary shelter.

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caveman    

rosie's wife, whatever, must have rosies bank statements stapled to the bedroom ceiling to keep her sanity while she is getting banged by that fat pig.

2852 days ago
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So Sick Of...    

What we have here people is a rich girl with no morals, an ugly as all hell crotch with sh*t juice coming out of it and she can't seem to stay at home and take care of her children. I bet that 2 month old is waking up every 2-3 hours for feedings at his age!

She is a piece of sh*t mother. End of story!!!

2850 days ago
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