What the Hell is Paris Doing?

she is just too stupid

Is there no red carpet event that this publicity hungry whore won't go too!

It looks like the dance Sharon did in the original "Parent Trap"

I am guessing she either has to pee or she is doing the macharena.

I think it is the dance that Sharon (Hailey Mills) did in the original "Parent Trap"!!!!!!!! How funny!!!!!

She just realized she forgot her panties. And the hair? It is fake and could fly off at any moment.

"Oh no, I forgot the words to my song again!!!"
"Oh no, I forgot who's dick I'm sucking tonight!!!"
Oh no, I really AM an idiot!!!"
"Like, oh no, like, my songs really do, like, suck!!!"
"Like, I'll cry if like, anybody like, sees this picture of me!!!"

"If I've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times: make pee pee BEFORE we leave the house!"

Keeping her Hair on .. and her panties up ????? oh wait she dosent where panties .. maybe there was a draft goin up her skirt .. or she had to pee

... your guess is as good as mine ....

man those hands are huge and her feet too. I bet her butt & vagina hold are just as big.. hahaha

"...knock-kneed bimbos walkin like hoes..."

This baby aint got Back....front, sides or brains.

Several explanations for this pose ....
WHAT IS PARIS DOING ???
1. She lost her brain and has to pee like a bastard !
2. Lastest sex move for Greasy Bears
3. How " STARS" hail a taxi in LA
4. Finally had a thought in her brain and " IT HURTS !!"
5. Trying to squeeze the Crabs out her crotch like toothpaste !
6. Why Eating more fiber can cause problems
7. Having strange Sex with herself
8. Working up on showing us her Croctill area
9. Insanely laughing at Micheal Richards new act .
10 .When the cameras go away ....This is What she really looks like !

Paris and Britney Spears are on a constant high. So everything seems distorted for her these days.

The Incy Wincy spider climbed up the waterspout!!!
(Showing off her intellectual side)

I just left my cocaine at the crib,I sure hope nicole has her stash with her