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What the Hell is Paris Doing?

12/1/2006 5:42 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

We're as confused as you are.

Paris Hilton struck the most awkward pose we've ever seen while at the Arby's Action Sports Awards last night.

Reminds us of a certain lyric from a Sir Mix-a-Lot classic ...

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Rox    

she is just too stupid

2697 days ago
2.

girly    

Is there no red carpet event that this publicity hungry whore won't go too!

2697 days ago
3.

Brianna    

It looks like the dance Sharon did in the original "Parent Trap"

2697 days ago
4.

Not a Britney Fan    

I am guessing she either has to pee or she is doing the macharena.

2697 days ago
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Cassie    

I think it is the dance that Sharon (Hailey Mills) did in the original "Parent Trap"!!!!!!!! How funny!!!!!

2697 days ago
6.

Wicked1    

She just realized she forgot her panties. And the hair? It is fake and could fly off at any moment.

2697 days ago
7.

Puh der Baer    

"Oh no, I forgot the words to my song again!!!"
"Oh no, I forgot who's dick I'm sucking tonight!!!"
Oh no, I really AM an idiot!!!"
"Like, oh no, like, my songs really do, like, suck!!!"
"Like, I'll cry if like, anybody like, sees this picture of me!!!"

2697 days ago
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ChristopherM    

"If I've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times: make pee pee BEFORE we leave the house!"

2697 days ago
9.

Linda    

Keeping her Hair on .. and her panties up ????? oh wait she dosent where panties .. maybe there was a draft goin up her skirt .. or she had to pee

... your guess is as good as mine ....

2697 days ago
10.

hahaha    

man those hands are huge and her feet too. I bet her butt & vagina hold are just as big.. hahaha

2697 days ago
11.

Dee    

"...knock-kneed bimbos walkin like hoes..."

This baby aint got Back....front, sides or brains.

2697 days ago
12.

Mad Balls    

Several explanations for this pose ....
WHAT IS PARIS DOING ???
1. She lost her brain and has to pee like a bastard !
2. Lastest sex move for Greasy Bears
3. How " STARS" hail a taxi in LA
4. Finally had a thought in her brain and " IT HURTS !!"
5. Trying to squeeze the Crabs out her crotch like toothpaste !
6. Why Eating more fiber can cause problems
7. Having strange Sex with herself
8. Working up on showing us her Croctill area
9. Insanely laughing at Micheal Richards new act .
10 .When the cameras go away ....This is What she really looks like !

2697 days ago
13.

Lea    

Paris and Britney Spears are on a constant high. So everything seems distorted for her these days.

2697 days ago
14.

Billie    

The Incy Wincy spider climbed up the waterspout!!!
(Showing off her intellectual side)

2697 days ago
15.

They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

I just left my cocaine at the crib,I sure hope nicole has her stash with her

2697 days ago
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