What the Hell is Paris Doing?
We're as confused as you are. 
Paris Hilton struck the most awkward pose we've ever seen while at the Arby's Action Sports Awards last night.
Reminds us of a certain lyric from a Sir Mix-a-Lot classic ...
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Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 6) | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. she is just too stupid
Posted at 4:42PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Sophia
2. Is there no red carpet event that this publicity hungry whore won't go too!
Posted at 4:42PM on Dec 1st 2006 by girly
3. It looks like the dance Sharon did in the original "Parent Trap"
Posted at 4:01PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Brianna
4. I am guessing she either has to pee or she is doing the macharena.
Posted at 4:11PM on Dec 1st 2006 by hO hO hO
5. I think it is the dance that Sharon (Hailey Mills) did in the original "Parent Trap"!!!!!!!! How funny!!!!!
Posted at 6:09PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Cassie
6. She just realized she forgot her panties. And the hair? It is fake and could fly off at any moment.
Posted at 4:17PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Jon
7. "Oh no, I forgot the words to my song again!!!"
"Oh no, I forgot who's dick I'm sucking tonight!!!"
Oh no, I really AM an idiot!!!"
"Like, oh no, like, my songs really do, like, suck!!!"
"Like, I'll cry if like, anybody like, sees this picture of me!!!"
Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Puh der Baer
8. "If I've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times: make pee pee BEFORE we leave the house!"
Posted at 5:42PM on Dec 1st 2006 by ChristopherM
9. Keeping her Hair on .. and her panties up ????? oh wait she dosent where panties .. maybe there was a draft goin up her skirt .. or she had to pee
... your guess is as good as mine ....
Posted at 11:40AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by Linda
10. man those hands are huge and her feet too. I bet her butt & vagina hold are just as big.. hahaha
Posted at 4:24PM on Dec 1st 2006 by hahaha
11. "...knock-kneed bimbos walkin like hoes..."
This baby aint got Back....front, sides or brains.
Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Dee
12. Several explanations for this pose ....
WHAT IS PARIS DOING ???
1. She lost her brain and has to pee like a bastard !
2. Lastest sex move for Greasy Bears
3. How " STARS" hail a taxi in LA
4. Finally had a thought in her brain and " IT HURTS !!"
5. Trying to squeeze the Crabs out her crotch like toothpaste !
6. Why Eating more fiber can cause problems
7. Having strange Sex with herself
8. Working up on showing us her Croctill area
9. Insanely laughing at Micheal Richards new act .
10 .When the cameras go away ....This is What she really looks like !
Posted at 2:53AM on Dec 2nd 2006 by Kevinbgood621
13. Paris and Britney Spears are on a constant high. So everything seems distorted for her these days.
Posted at 4:36PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Pat
14. The Incy Wincy spider climbed up the waterspout!!!
(Showing off her intellectual side)
Posted at 4:46PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Billie
15. I just left my cocaine at the crib,I sure hope nicole has her stash with her
Posted at 6:14PM on Dec 1st 2006 by O Sh*t!!!!!
