1. It looks like the dance Sharon did in the original "Parent Trap"

Posted at 4:01PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Brianna

2. I am guessing she either has to pee or she is doing the macharena.

Posted at 4:11PM on Dec 1st 2006 by hO hO hO

3. She just realized she forgot her panties. And the hair? It is fake and could fly off at any moment.

Posted at 4:17PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Jon

4. "Oh no, I forgot the words to my song again!!!"
"Oh no, I forgot who's dick I'm sucking tonight!!!"
Oh no, I really AM an idiot!!!"
"Like, oh no, like, my songs really do, like, suck!!!"
"Like, I'll cry if like, anybody like, sees this picture of me!!!"

Posted at 4:20PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Puh der Baer

5. man those hands are huge and her feet too. I bet her butt & vagina hold are just as big.. hahaha

Posted at 4:24PM on Dec 1st 2006 by hahaha

6. "...knock-kneed bimbos walkin like hoes..."

This baby aint got Back....front, sides or brains.

Posted at 4:27PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Dee

7. Paris and Britney Spears are on a constant high. So everything seems distorted for her these days.

Posted at 4:36PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Pat

8. she is just too stupid

Posted at 4:42PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Sophia

9. Is there no red carpet event that this publicity hungry whore won't go too!

Posted at 4:42PM on Dec 1st 2006 by girly

10. The Incy Wincy spider climbed up the waterspout!!!
(Showing off her intellectual side)

Posted at 4:46PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Billie

11. OPRAH IS A PIG.

Posted at 4:47PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Nick

12. #11 is it possible for you too stop being a idiot?

Posted at 5:04PM on Dec 1st 2006 by beth

13. Maybe she just had to fart.

Posted at 5:09PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Aspen

14. She's young and she's having the time of her life. Good for her for enjoying her youth (within reason) ....... it doesn't last long, so why not?

Posted at 5:12PM on Dec 1st 2006 by Leesa

15. man you guys r pretty fd up

Posted at 5:32PM on Dec 1st 2006 by mr