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Janice Puts the Ho in Holidays

Posted Dec 5th 2006 12:14AM by TMZ Staff

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like Janice Dickinson's gigantic fake boobs.

To celebrate the season and her tatas, the model-turned-train wreck has put together her own version of The Twelve Days of Christmas -- by replacing lyrics like "2 turtle doves" with "2 giant breasts" and "10 lords a-leaping" with "10 gays a-primping." Dickinson creates a Christmas carol to remember.

For more yuletide fun with the madcap model, tune in to "Christmas with the Dickinsons," December 13 on Oxygen.

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1. this is one stupid bitch,she has no class and she is a train werck waiting to happen

Posted at 4:40PM on Dec 5th 2006 by skank

2. ICK

Posted at 2:52PM on Dec 5th 2006 by Vaginal Reduction

3. THIS LADY NEEDS TO REALIZE SHES NOT IN HER PRIME ANYMORE!

Posted at 2:56PM on Dec 5th 2006 by TRUTHAT

4. Hey Janice ... Silicon VALLEY CALLED and wants the Five acres of silicon in your body back . What a huge SKANK . She brags about who shes' slept with . Her fugly ass self is keeping us guys awake at night with bad dreams . Please pull up on your forehead as your p*ssy looks like it is kissing your knees . Maybe she can get boobs big enough to cover her uglyass Face . Dickhead .

Posted at 5:27PM on Dec 5th 2006 by Nasty Boil

5. This video is actually really funny! So random - but awesome! Way to get us in the holiday spirit! :)

Posted at 5:31PM on Dec 5th 2006 by Leigh

6. There's nothing worse than an old queen. Oh, she IS a woman? Arghhh.

Posted at 3:54PM on Dec 5th 2006 by ron

7. Who the f*** is she ?

Posted at 5:00PM on Dec 5th 2006 by Carl

8. Rock on, Janice! Love you, and your attitude!!!! I hope to look as good as you when I'm your age!

Posted at 5:02PM on Dec 5th 2006 by You Look Fabulous...

9. www.fun_trivia_perez_hilton

Posted at 10:39AM on Dec 6th 2006 by elves

10. i thought the video was funny too. but i guess complimenting something isn't nearly as much fun as trying to tear apart a woman who is obviously a mess but is at least having fun (and not hurting anybody). which is more that can be said for all of the angry people here feeding off each others negative energy. misery loves company...

Posted at 7:34PM on Dec 5th 2006 by yo momma

11. You're right "yo mama" #9, it was funny. But like you said most on this site simply post the same unimaginative insults, skank, ho, etc, etc, ad naseum. Life is so much more enjoyable when a person is not angry and nasty to everyone.

Posted at 8:26PM on Dec 5th 2006 by Ellie

12. I love it... and to you " skank" her her being a train wreck is the idea. Its why we love her. Who do you think made "Will & Grace" so funny? The train wreck that was Karen!!

Posted at 10:38PM on Dec 5th 2006 by Rockstar2006

13. Who IS this pig?????

Posted at 11:19PM on Dec 5th 2006 by Barbara Walters

14. Love how the first comment, "ICK", is posted by someone who chose the name "Vaginal Reduction".

Posted at 5:56PM on Dec 15th 2006 by D