Janice Puts the Ho in Holidays

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like Janice Dickinson's gigantic fake boobs.

To celebrate the season and her tatas, the model-turned-train wreck has put together her own version of The Twelve Days of Christmas -- by replacing lyrics like "2 turtle doves" with "2 giant breasts" and "10 lords a-leaping" with "10 gays a-primping." Dickinson creates a Christmas carol to remember.

For more yuletide fun with the madcap model, tune in to "Christmas with the Dickinsons," December 13 on Oxygen.