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Did Uranus Kill Vaughniston?

12/6/2006 9:07 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Vaughniston are Ovah!With news that Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn are nothing more than friends, the world is picking up the pieces and trying to figure out just went wrong.

According to AOL Horoscopes, Jen's "Saturn is moving through her 10th House of Career" and may have led her drive to become an A-list film actress override a "desire to build security through deep intimacy." Once you've done Brad Pitt, does it matter? To hell with Brad and Vince, this gal wants Oscar!

Likewise, Vince's stars indicate he "needs to move toward expressing his imagination through film, and Uranus is stimulating his desire to grow in this direction." Stimulating Uranus creates a desire to grow? We did not know that.

For Jen and Vince, being stars appears to be more important than love, and their inevitable "Break-Up" was the only thing in the stars.

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46.

Joe    

This is so stupid. They never were a couple. PR only people.

2786 days ago
47.

Eli    

#40 THEN DONT COMMENT AND GIVE YOUR OPINION ON THIS SITE CAUSE THATS WHAT EVERYONE DOES HERE, THEIR JUST OPINIONS, PLUS A CELEBRITIES LIFE IN OUT IN THE OPEN NOT LIKE YOURS AND MINE!

People always talk crap about Jen ignoring how Angelina OPENLY did what she did and shes a liar to because she denied it the whole time, oh and then they just happened to get married and have a child...(cough, whore)!!!

2786 days ago
48.

Curiosity Killed the KAT ;-)    

LoLo,

It is true that we do not personally know Vince, Jen, Brad and Angelina, but this message board is for people who choose to post their comments regarding certain topics, whether YOU happen to agree with what they post is another story. If you don't like what you read you are free to type a comment saying so, why are you on here if you feel that others should volunteer at their local soup kitchen, WHY DON"T YOU follow your own advice...?

2786 days ago
49.

Joe    

I love Brad and Angie, and Vince. Yes, Jennifer is ugly. Just look at her, ewwwww. No wonder Vince dumped her.

2786 days ago
50.

Eli    

#41 May be you sjould pull your head out of YOUR ass, and realize that Jen didnt f*** up Brad did, to me the cheat is the f*** up not the cheated on!(dumbass)

2786 days ago
51.

ddk    

vince vaughn is an ugly doofus dumb jock asswipe. he doesn't even come CLOSE to the caliber of Jennifer Aniston. I'm GLAD they're just friends. they should kill that story immediately. She's way too high class for him. he's just another ugly bum like russell crow. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

2786 days ago
52.

Joe    

#37 you sound jealous. All JA fans are nuts..............just like her.
Good for VV, he finally dumped her.

2786 days ago
53.

Joe    

No way Jen is to good for anybody. Vince is a nice guy, and great actor.
Jen is a witch, and a terrible actress.

2786 days ago
54.

???    

eli- so you do know them personally then? Asswipe................

2786 days ago
55.

Joe    

#40- Do us a favor stfu. As you can see Jennifer doesn't have many fans.
You sound like her, a loser.

2786 days ago
56.

Joe    

#45, stop re-posting every 5 seconds. Take your own advice.
Like everybody else said, shut up. Aniston is history to Vince,
and Brad. So beat it sucker.

2786 days ago
57.

Eli    

Yea sp, cause your so freaking beautiful right?

Please all of the comments should come with pics, I bet half of you would go to another site! lol

2786 days ago
58.

Joe    

#45 you're so wrong. Jennifer lied to Brad, about having a family.
Get your info right. The world loves Brad. And you seem to be the only
moron who likes Jennifer.
#41 is so right.

2786 days ago
59.

scarlett    

Good move Vince. You are one smart guy.

2786 days ago
60.

Eli    

Listen up LoLo, you dumbass c**t, first of all you dont know them either and if you dont like opinions than WTF are you doing on this site? People say what they think, in case you dont know thats an opinion like my opinion of you is that your an idiot!

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