Lance: Breakup Rumors Out of Sync

1. lol Just stay away from Lane Garrison's MySpace, R. ;-)

Posted at 6:17PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Ty

2. Please be careful Lance. If the manwhore dumped his partner after winning The Amazing Race and taking his half of the winnings, imagine what he'll do to you.

Posted at 6:28PM on Dec 7th 2006 by PJ

3. Has anyone else noticed that both of these people are guys?

Posted at 6:18AM on Dec 7th 2006 by Ellis

4. Lance knows exactly what an open relationship is....and for any of you who were in Provincetown over 4th of July weekend you know what I mean. These two are NOTORIOUS for threesomes! Lance, we all thought you realized you were being used.....seriously dude, you just look foolish now. WAKE UP!

Posted at 8:26PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Brett

5. Stupid private profiles!! Why bother having a profile on myspace if others can't see it? So retarded!!!

Posted at 7:44PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Tristen

6. Great. Now we're reporting on fag break ups??

Posted at 8:47PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Adam and Eve ... not Adam and Steve

7. Dare I say it...the Homosexual lifestyle is based on free-wheeling sexual exploration. Those guy fellars do "it" like bunny rabbits. Don't belive it? How do you think the AIDS virus spread so far and so fast? I know, I know...here comes the backlash. Sorry fellars but its true, you like to have sex with as many different men as you can fit onto your dance cards.

Posted at 8:34PM on Dec 6th 2006 by I could be wrong...but I'm not!

8. ...not that there's anything wrong with it!

Posted at 11:06PM on Dec 6th 2006 by George Costanza

9. @ #4 ... I'm homophobic. I have a dear friend who is gay. He fits the description you described to a "T". He lives with a guy and is looking ... cheating ....

But I work with a guy who has had the same partner for 25 years and they love each other. Now ... I find it all grose. But ... I believe you're wrong in your assumption.

That's like saying all men are skirt chasers. While 99.9% of them surely are, that small percentage is faithful! LOL

Posted at 9:20PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Homophobic, with a heart

10. "I could be wrong"

Honey, you're an a**hole.

Posted at 10:44PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Lola

11. I agree that the gay man likes to bag as many dudes as possible but isn't the heterosexual man "lifestyle" based on bagging as much cooch as possible?

Posted at 11:14PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Bacardi

12. Why Lola why??
If he's an "a**hole", then you are an ignorant c**t.

Posted at 11:12PM on Dec 6th 2006 by Thought you'd like to know....

13. #4, as a straight man, I can also say most STRAIGHT men ( and women these days) try to sleep with as many people as possible, too. Just as with gays, not everyone is promiscuous, but many are.

Posted at 12:14AM on Dec 7th 2006 by John Jackstone

14. I agree with the comment about now we're reporting on fags? Who gives a shit about Lance and his butt hole friends...let them go suck their d---- in private and I hope they choke on a big one. Next they'll be reporting the two butt boys want to have a baby together. Di-- suckers are repulsive...and like the other guy said...here comes the backlash. You know what...who cares...say what you want then go corn hole your buddy...that is what really makes you feel better. The guy was right...it was Adam and Eve and not Adam and Steve.

Posted at 5:43PM on Dec 13th 2006 by michael

15. Who cares about these two peter puffers. TMZ shouldn't waste time writing about these two pillow biters.

Posted at 11:04AM on Dec 7th 2006 by Via451