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"Dancing" Stars Told: Don't Sh*t on the Tour Bus!

12/15/2006 1:45 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Dancing with the StarsAs the "Dancing with the Stars" tour prepares for a cross-country launch, TMZ has learned that stars have been specifically warned about when and where they can drop a #2.

TMZ has obtained a tip sheet "for life on the road," which was handed out to Harry Hamlin, Drew Lachey and Jerry Springer and the rest of the "famous" dancers on the upcoming tour. The sheet warns that stars looking to handle their brown business on the tour buses will be sh*t out of luck! "#1 only! No Paper! No exceptions! EVER!"

The tip sheet also warns that "Dancers" will be "oil spotted" (left behind) if they are running late to a show! Oh, and if the stars want their friends and family in the audience, they're going to have to pay for it -- this is a "no comp tour." Ouch!

TMZ has obtained the script for the tour, which contains a bedroom secret about Cheryl Burke.

During a randy little exchange between Cheryl and Drew Lachey, the boy bander says, "I know everyone's curious. First you took me to the top, then Emmitt. What's your secret, girl?" asked Drew. Cheryl's response, "Well, I just like being on top!" Of course you do.

The "Dancing" tour launches Dec. 19 and tours 38 cities. Looks like this tour will be "the sh*t!"

13 COMMENTS

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girly    

Did you really need to tell us this?

2812 days ago
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Dave    

Mmmmkay....who dropped a dook in the men's urinal? I don't know, let's call the Hardly Boys.

2812 days ago
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Brian    

I used to be in the rock and roll business. That is a know rule throughout the touring bands. No one shits on the tour bus. You get the driver to pull over.

2812 days ago
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kathleen    

Does this mean that she is SCREWING her way to the top?!

2812 days ago
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Whatever    

Drew Lachey will take a dump in his hand.

2812 days ago
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John C jackson    

I would think all these huge stars would use their own private buses....

2812 days ago
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Frank    

At least these people have learned from the sins of the Dave Matthews Band tour bus incident.

2812 days ago
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julie    

NO PAPER??? Do they not remember that women NEED paper after going pee? That is unless I wanna drip dry and have my puss smell like dried piss all day after that..ewwww!

2811 days ago
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Brother Harold, S.J.    

These people sound like a bunch of pigs.

2811 days ago
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Sweet Connie    

Obviously there is only one person here who has ever been on a tour bus (and now two, cause I sure have) - and Julie, you surely wouldn't be welcome - girl, there are ways to tend to your business, you can wipe, you idiot, you just can't put it in the toilet, you put it in the trash can. Cracks me up the way some of y'all think - personal bus or not - you do not sh*t in the pot - many have a plastic bucket for that or yes, if you're sick and/or a big enough player on the scene you get the driver to pull over, this RARELY happens - but life on the road is not any where near what Joe Citizen thinks it is! I've travelled with big name rock bands for years and LOVE IT! Nothing like being on tour!

2783 days ago
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Team Edyson.    

But each star gets their own bus, the pros are the only ones sharing the buses. That list is strict, wow.

2774 days ago

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