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Porn Star Pulls a Britney and a Nicole

Mary Carey: Click to watchPantylessness and questionable driving skills are now a political porn star's pride.

Porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey was outside Mr. Chow last night, treating porn fans and politicos alike to a Britney-like flashing, which, proclaimed Carey, "I started that like four years ago." Let's give crotch credit where crotch credit is due.

Then, in an apparent move to capture votes from the Nicole Richie bloc, the X-rated stateswoman jumped into her car and sped off in the the wrong direction down a one-way street.

Perhaps Mariah Carey of "The Emancipation of Mimi" does have grounds in her name-change beef with the "Boobsville Sorority Girls" star.



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1. Why is this news??????? She's a PORN STAR, everybody has ALREADY SEEN her tired p***y!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:49AM on Dec 15th 2006 by Give me a break

2. Please nothing but PR. Period the end.

Posted at 12:00PM on Dec 15th 2006 by truthhurts

3. Like millions of people havent seen it before... I mean really, she's a paid whore who shows it off for a living...

Posted at 11:57AM on Dec 15th 2006 by the wife

4. Seriously, anyone who looks like a "bad" version of Mariah Carey has major mental problems. Mariah Carey is already a bad version of herself! Who the hell wants to see this STD infested mess? The things these pathetic and sad people in Hollywood will do for some press.

Posted at 12:05PM on Dec 15th 2006 by sick

5. I am REALLY shocked that the star (meaning the start on that black hole, not the whore) is as small as it is, to cover that worn out snatch.

Posted at 12:09PM on Dec 15th 2006 by ewwww...gross

6. I thought that was Britney! All those attention whores are starting to look the same. These chicks are pretty damn desperate and will do anything to stay in the spotlight. Disgusting BITCHES.

Posted at 12:19PM on Dec 15th 2006 by Give me a break!

7. I'm surprised one those photogrpaher's DIDN'T FALL INTO THAT BLACK ABYSS.....never to be found again. ha ha..........lol

What a PIG! Her only talent lies between her legs. There's so much STD located down there that I wouldn't touch it with my next door neighbor's johnson. YUCK and P.U. I can smell the stentch right through my computer. LMAO at that slut !

Posted at 12:19PM on Dec 15th 2006 by the wise old owl

8. Who drove the car the wrong direction? It looks like Mary Carey is in the passenger seat.

Posted at 12:32PM on Dec 15th 2006 by Michael

9. Ummm yeah... does anyone notice she is totally doing that on purpose?!?! She might as well be saying "Ok guys watch my crotch... I'm about to give you an obvious shot!! Oopps my legs just flew open.. three times! Did ya get it?!?"

Posted at 1:49PM on Dec 15th 2006 by Jen

10. CLASSY!!!

Posted at 2:39PM on Dec 15th 2006 by Courtney

11. Don't any of these people know how to drive? How could you not know you're on a one way street?

Posted at 6:09PM on Dec 15th 2006 by jane doe

12. Mary nobody cares or even wants to see your worn out flaps. People have seen your love tunnel dozen of times before so keep your legs closed.

Posted at 3:20PM on Dec 15th 2006 by TMZ User

13. This broad gets paid to show her cooter. She was just trying to make fun of Britney by showing us that Britney knew good and well that everyone could see her bald snatch. At least this girl is honest about it, not a damn sneeky fake like spears desperate for attention.

Posted at 4:00PM on Dec 15th 2006 by Killian

14. Just another nasty slutty no talent bitch looking for attention!

Posted at 9:35PM on Dec 15th 2006 by Sikofthemall

15. This is news because ?

She has been trying to hitch herself to Mimi for a while now.. by saying how everyone thinks she looks like her.

Posted at 5:00AM on Dec 16th 2006 by sourapples

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