Simpson Leaves Valet Stiff

Jessica Simpson had no dough when it came time to pay a valet last night.

After a night of partying at Hyde with hairstylist Ken Paves and former assistant CaCee Cobb, Simpson and her penniless gang didn't have the cash needed to pay the valet. As cameras flashed away, one of Jess' friends asked a bystander, actor Desmond Harrington, if he had some dinero -- he didn't.

Jessica was seen giggling away in the backseat when, as a last resort, they told the hostess at the door about their situation. The hostess said, "I'll take care of it."

Hey Jess, keep a twenty in your bra.



Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Jessica Simpson

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1. WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THIS PIECE OF TRASH? (NOT I!)

Posted at 10:48AM on Dec 29th 2006 by Brother Harold. S.J.

2. she shoud have shown him her tits,that will be worth a twenty,

Posted at 10:53AM on Dec 29th 2006 by she so lonly

3. Poor excuse for a celebrity to go out on the town and not carry any cash for a JUST IN CASE MOMENT.
What an idiot...................... and this episode makes her look even more ignorant than she already is.

Posted at 10:59AM on Dec 29th 2006 by DEBORAH

4. she is an effing loser!!!!!!

Posted at 11:32AM on Dec 29th 2006 by lundy

5. WIth all the thousands that these people spend on clothes and dinners and bar tabs, who the hell are parking their cars. They are not from Mars, they live in California, they know the score. They think that this is cute or think they are above paying these people. Learn, never screw the people that mess with your possessions or food, it will come back to bite you in the rear end. Next time, and taillight is going to be crushed on her car if she returns there.

Posted at 11:35AM on Dec 29th 2006 by Me

6. Too much partying is making Jessica Simpson look old. Better stop it Jessica. Blondes age quicker than brunettes.

Posted at 11:40AM on Dec 29th 2006 by Z

7. For all you lovers of no-talent Jessica Simpson here lays another example of her stupidity. If you take your car to a club and us valet you know they get a tip when you leave. All I ever read is leave her alone, she's has so much talent and she's beautiful. Well she's just nice looking other then her big tits, she is a talentless hack, and a damn crybaby who's career is going straight down hill.

Posted at 11:44AM on Dec 29th 2006 by Lenn K

8. john mayer is dating alicia keys

Posted at 11:52AM on Dec 29th 2006 by C

9. Not one of those people had an ATM card? Puhleeeeeeeeze!

Posted at 11:57AM on Dec 29th 2006 by nic

10. Hey C, thought Alicia Keys was gay?!?

Jessica is a moron, noone wants her. Nick is sooooooooooooooo lucky.

Posted at 12:12PM on Dec 29th 2006 by LT

11. C, I meant to say, I thought Alicia Keys was gay..........isn't she?

Posted at 12:13PM on Dec 29th 2006 by LT

12. SHE'S NOT GAY.

Posted at 12:16PM on Dec 29th 2006 by C

13. Just another example of a celeb who has a sh*tload of money getting something for free.....

Posted at 12:16PM on Dec 29th 2006 by Ms FP

14. You idiots don’t actually think people like her have to really "pay" for anything do you?

She gets everything comped to her.
Clothes, car's, jewelry, etc.

Once you hit a certain plateau as a celebrity, everyone wants to throw their junk at you. Hoping you wear, or use their junky product, so they can see "look, even so and so uses it"

Nice work with another bone head celebrity America.

Hey News Agencies, I'm pretty sure there is someone out there working on a way to feed the hungry, or keep the homeless warm. Why don’t you go do a story on them for a change, instead of cramming idiots like this one down our collective throats.

Posted at 12:20PM on Dec 29th 2006 by craig

15. Maybe Jess should ask PAPA Joe for ADVANCE ON HER ALLOWANCE.....and then maybe they should both GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:23PM on Dec 29th 2006 by So done

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