Simpson Leaves Valet Stiff

Jessica Simpson had no dough when it came time to pay a valet last night.

After a night of partying at Hyde with hairstylist Ken Paves and former assistant CaCee Cobb, Simpson and her penniless gang didn't have the cash needed to pay the valet. As cameras flashed away, one of Jess' friends asked a bystander, actor Desmond Harrington, if he had some dinero -- he didn't.

Jessica was seen giggling away in the backseat when, as a last resort, they told the hostess at the door about their situation. The hostess said, "I'll take care of it."

Hey Jess, keep a twenty in your bra.



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1. WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THIS PIECE OF TRASH? (NOT I!)

Posted at 10:48AM on Dec 29th 2006 by Brother Harold. S.J.

2. she is an effing loser!!!!!!

Posted at 11:32AM on Dec 29th 2006 by lundy

3. she shoud have shown him her tits,that will be worth a twenty,

Posted at 10:53AM on Dec 29th 2006 by she so lonly

4. I am sorry, being as rich as you are Ms Simpson.. Us middle class people do actually have to work for a living and you just stiffed a poor guy.

I hope she went back and paid the chap his well earned money.

Posted at 10:13AM on Jan 4th 2007 by SARAH H

5. Poor excuse for a celebrity to go out on the town and not carry any cash for a JUST IN CASE MOMENT.
What an idiot...................... and this episode makes her look even more ignorant than she already is.

Posted at 10:59AM on Dec 29th 2006 by DEBORAH

6. Why do we even care about her. She is an idiot and she has proven that many times, she was nobody until Nick came along. She thought she could make it without him, well her 15 min. are almost over!! And none of us will be sad when she fades away with all the other stupid girls in Hollywood!

Posted at 10:06AM on Jan 2nd 2007 by Why

7. Got talent? Some... Stupid? Sure.... Hot? Damn straight!

Stupid or not I'd still love to throw is right between those 2 B-E-A-UTIFUL breats!

wooooooooosah

Posted at 3:31PM on Jan 3rd 2007 by Hot Carl

8. WIth all the thousands that these people spend on clothes and dinners and bar tabs, who the hell are parking their cars. They are not from Mars, they live in California, they know the score. They think that this is cute or think they are above paying these people. Learn, never screw the people that mess with your possessions or food, it will come back to bite you in the rear end. Next time, and taillight is going to be crushed on her car if she returns there.

Posted at 11:35AM on Dec 29th 2006 by Me

9. Too much partying is making Jessica Simpson look old. Better stop it Jessica. Blondes age quicker than brunettes.

Posted at 11:40AM on Dec 29th 2006 by Z

10. For all you lovers of no-talent Jessica Simpson here lays another example of her stupidity. If you take your car to a club and us valet you know they get a tip when you leave. All I ever read is leave her alone, she's has so much talent and she's beautiful. Well she's just nice looking other then her big tits, she is a talentless hack, and a damn crybaby who's career is going straight down hill.

Posted at 11:44AM on Dec 29th 2006 by Lenn K

11. john mayer is dating alicia keys

Posted at 11:52AM on Dec 29th 2006 by C

12. Not one of those people had an ATM card? Puhleeeeeeeeze!

Posted at 11:57AM on Dec 29th 2006 by nic

13. Hey C, thought Alicia Keys was gay?!?

Jessica is a moron, noone wants her. Nick is sooooooooooooooo lucky.

Posted at 12:12PM on Dec 29th 2006 by LT

14. C, I meant to say, I thought Alicia Keys was gay..........isn't she?

Posted at 12:13PM on Dec 29th 2006 by LT

15. SHE'S NOT GAY.

Posted at 12:16PM on Dec 29th 2006 by C

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