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Simpson Leaves Valet Stiff

12/29/2006 12:29 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica Simpson had no dough when it came time to pay a valet last night.

After a night of partying at Hyde with hairstylist Ken Paves and former assistant CaCee Cobb, Simpson and her penniless gang didn't have the cash needed to pay the valet. As cameras flashed away, one of Jess' friends asked a bystander, actor Desmond Harrington, if he had some dinero -- he didn't.

Jessica was seen giggling away in the backseat when, as a last resort, they told the hostess at the door about their situation. The hostess said, "I'll take care of it."

Hey Jess, keep a twenty in your bra.

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Brother Harold, S.J.    

WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THIS PIECE OF TRASH? (NOT I!)

2794 days ago
2.

lundy    

she is an effing loser!!!!!!

2794 days ago
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They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!    

she shoud have shown him her tits,that will be worth a twenty,

2794 days ago
4.

Sarai    

I am sorry, being as rich as you are Ms Simpson.. Us middle class people do actually have to work for a living and you just stiffed a poor guy.

I hope she went back and paid the chap his well earned money.

2794 days ago
5.

blah blah blah    

Poor excuse for a celebrity to go out on the town and not carry any cash for a JUST IN CASE MOMENT.
What an idiot...................... and this episode makes her look even more ignorant than she already is.

2794 days ago
6.

Really?    

Why do we even care about her. She is an idiot and she has proven that many times, she was nobody until Nick came along. She thought she could make it without him, well her 15 min. are almost over!! And none of us will be sad when she fades away with all the other stupid girls in Hollywood!

2794 days ago
7.

Hot Carl    

Got talent? Some... Stupid? Sure.... Hot? Damn straight!

Stupid or not I'd still love to throw is right between those 2 B-E-A-UTIFUL breats!

wooooooooosah

2794 days ago
8.

Tiffany    

WIth all the thousands that these people spend on clothes and dinners and bar tabs, who the hell are parking their cars. They are not from Mars, they live in California, they know the score. They think that this is cute or think they are above paying these people. Learn, never screw the people that mess with your possessions or food, it will come back to bite you in the rear end. Next time, and taillight is going to be crushed on her car if she returns there.

2794 days ago
9.

Gwen    

Too much partying is making Jessica Simpson look old. Better stop it Jessica. Blondes age quicker than brunettes.

2794 days ago
10.

Lenn K    

For all you lovers of no-talent Jessica Simpson here lays another example of her stupidity. If you take your car to a club and us valet you know they get a tip when you leave. All I ever read is leave her alone, she's has so much talent and she's beautiful. Well she's just nice looking other then her big tits, she is a talentless hack, and a damn crybaby who's career is going straight down hill.

2794 days ago
11.

carl    

john mayer is dating alicia keys

2794 days ago
12.

nic    

Not one of those people had an ATM card? Puhleeeeeeeeze!

2794 days ago
13.

WTF?    

Hey C, thought Alicia Keys was gay?!?

Jessica is a moron, noone wants her. Nick is sooooooooooooooo lucky.

2794 days ago
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WTF?    

C, I meant to say, I thought Alicia Keys was gay..........isn't she?

2794 days ago
15.

carl    

SHE'S NOT GAY.

2794 days ago
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