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12/29/2006 12:29 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF
Simpson Leaves Valet Stiff

Jessica Simpson had no dough when it came time to pay a valet last night.

After a night of partying at Hyde with hairstylist Ken Paves and former assistant CaCee Cobb, Simpson and her penniless gang didn't have the cash needed to pay the valet. As cameras flashed away, one of Jess' friends asked a bystander, actor Desmond Harrington, if he had some dinero -- he didn't.

Jessica was seen giggling away in the backseat when, as a last resort, they told the hostess at the door about their situation. The hostess said, "I'll take care of it."

Hey Jess, keep a twenty in your bra.

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Brother Harold, S.J.:  1872 days ago

WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS ABOUT THIS PIECE OF TRASH? (NOT I!)

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lundy:  1872 days ago

she is an effing loser!!!!!!

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They about to get paid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:  1872 days ago

she shoud have shown him her tits,that will be worth a twenty,

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Sarai:  1872 days ago

I am sorry, being as rich as you are Ms Simpson.. Us middle class people do actually have to work for a living and you just stiffed a poor guy.

I hope she went back and paid the chap his well earned money.

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blah blah blah:  1872 days ago

Poor excuse for a celebrity to go out on the town and not carry any cash for a JUST IN CASE MOMENT.
What an idiot...................... and this episode makes her look even more ignorant than she already is.

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Really?:  1872 days ago

Why do we even care about her. She is an idiot and she has proven that many times, she was nobody until Nick came along. She thought she could make it without him, well her 15 min. are almost over!! And none of us will be sad when she fades away with all the other stupid girls in Hollywood!

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Hot Carl:  1872 days ago

Got talent? Some... Stupid? Sure.... Hot? Damn straight!

Stupid or not I'd still love to throw is right between those 2 B-E-A-UTIFUL breats!

wooooooooosah

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Tiffany:  1872 days ago

WIth all the thousands that these people spend on clothes and dinners and bar tabs, who the hell are parking their cars. They are not from Mars, they live in California, they know the score. They think that this is cute or think they are above paying these people. Learn, never screw the people that mess with your possessions or food, it will come back to bite you in the rear end. Next time, and taillight is going to be crushed on her car if she returns there.

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Gwen:  1872 days ago

Too much partying is making Jessica Simpson look old. Better stop it Jessica. Blondes age quicker than brunettes.

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Lenn K:  1872 days ago

For all you lovers of no-talent Jessica Simpson here lays another example of her stupidity. If you take your car to a club and us valet you know they get a tip when you leave. All I ever read is leave her alone, she's has so much talent and she's beautiful. Well she's just nice looking other then her big tits, she is a talentless hack, and a damn crybaby who's career is going straight down hill.

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carl:  1872 days ago

john mayer is dating alicia keys

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nic:  1872 days ago

Not one of those people had an ATM card? Puhleeeeeeeeze!

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WTF?:  1872 days ago

Hey C, thought Alicia Keys was gay?!?

Jessica is a moron, noone wants her. Nick is sooooooooooooooo lucky.

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WTF?:  1872 days ago

C, I meant to say, I thought Alicia Keys was gay..........isn't she?

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carl:  1872 days ago

SHE'S NOT GAY.

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