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Nicole & Joel Get Touchy Feely Down South

Tatted-up rocker Joel Madden and barely there girlfriend Nicole Richie spent the weekend in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico and never seemed to be out of arm's reach.

Richie was sporting a Band-Aid, uh, white bikini, tied around her neck and at the sides. Madden, playing the role of "too hardcore for the beach," was dressed in gothish head-to-toe black, highlighting his hideously tattooed arms and legs.

Nicole, 5'1" and 85 lbs., laid on top of Joel, who appeared not to notice.



Tags: cabo san lucas, CaboSanLucas, joel madden, JoelMadden, mexico, Nicole richie, NicoleRichie, tattoo

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1. Cute

Posted at 12:26PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Good

2. I just don't get what all these guys find in this little, skinny, boy-bodied girl. I would to have a bigger ass than my girlfriend. It defeats the whole purpose of being w/ a woman in the first place.

Posted at 12:42PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Brandon

3. Why say his tattoos are hideous? I LOVE men with tattoos...very sexy! A woman who looks like a 10 year old...now THAT is HIDEOUS!

Posted at 12:45PM on Jan 9th 2007 by L.A.

4. I THINK THEY'RE CUTE TOO.

Posted at 1:02PM on Jan 9th 2007 by JULIE

5. wow! it looks like she's actually putting some weight on. she's starting to look a little better. i feel really bad for hilary duff though. Joel is an ass for jumping into bed with nicole so fast

Posted at 2:16PM on Jan 9th 2007 by pamela

6. Nicole's looking HOT!

Posted at 1:00PM on Jan 9th 2007 by cee

7. She can be so pretty if she would just gain wieght. I don't even want to know what he sees in her.

Posted at 1:27PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Amy

8. Nicole's looking HOT!

Posted at 1:17PM on Jan 9th 2007 by cee

9. Joel is a total jerk. Poor Hilary! She saved herself for the past 2 years and now I bet she just wants to cry every time she has to she her past love slobbering it up all over the place with that self-loving tramp. I bet she f***ed him the first night she met him. I understand Joel though... he must be f***ing her like a jack-rabbit after being denied sex for so long.

Posted at 1:31PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Katherine F.

10. I think she looks much better than she did in the skeleton on the beach bikini photo from before.

Posted at 1:39PM on Jan 9th 2007 by sickofitall

11. she's adorable

Posted at 1:54PM on Jan 9th 2007 by alison

12. HEY BRANDON #2 GUYS, I AM SMALL AND SHORT AND ALOT GUYS LIKE IT CUZ I AM SHORT. I AM LIKE 90POUND ALSO AND 4'11. SO WATCH IT DUDE. NONE OF THE CHICKS ARE LOOK SAME.
I DO FEEL SORRY FOR HALIARY DUFF, CUZ HER EX BF MOVES ON W/NICOLE RIGHT AWAY. WEIRD
GIRL GAIN LITTLE MORE WEIGHT.

Posted at 2:16PM on Jan 9th 2007 by bunny

13. Look out paris, nicole step her game up. She Look BEAUTIFUL in these pic.

Posted at 2:13PM on Jan 9th 2007 by LOLA

14. Warning !! The Aliens have landed and are planning on taking over the Earth . Be on the lookout for Pencil thin girls who look like teenage boys and appear to be pooping out their mouth . They may be accompanied by Elvis-looking rockers with bad overrun tattoos wearing sunglasses so they can check-out other chicks with-out being caught . If you see these " Aliens " driving the wrong way on a freeway please call authorities !

Posted at 2:14PM on Jan 9th 2007 by kevinbgood621

15. @13. Like I said. Don't get it.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jan 9th 2007 by Brandon

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