Screech Eats His Words on Sex Tape

1. What a douchebag. Goodbye forever, Screech.

Posted at 11:30AM on Jan 12th 2007 by Jared from Subway

2. Bullsh*t. Another D-Lister publicity stunt. How unpredictable.

Posted at 11:33AM on Jan 12th 2007 by Duuuhhh

3. We all knew the turd was in on it. I wonder if he made much money off it?

Posted at 11:34AM on Jan 12th 2007 by court jester

4. No Surprise about that one. Who wants to see his weak Azzzzzzzz anyway???

Posted at 11:35AM on Jan 12th 2007 by chacha

5. We all knew Screech was in on this. Who the hell bought the tape is what I want to know.

Posted at 11:36AM on Jan 12th 2007 by court jester

6. Wow, his parents must be so proud. What a sad, pathetic twit. Gah!

Posted at 11:48AM on Jan 12th 2007 by betsy

7. What's a dirty sanchez?

Posted at 11:58AM on Jan 12th 2007 by Jenn

8. My understanding of the mechanics of a Dirty Sanchez is that it's when a man has anal sex with a woman, then wipes his presumably dirty penis across her upper lip to give her a sort of mustache.

It's charming, really.

Posted at 12:02PM on Jan 12th 2007 by She

9. With a name like that...he was destined for porn.

Posted at 12:17PM on Jan 12th 2007 by No Surprise

10. To # 3, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez

Posted at 12:30PM on Jan 12th 2007 by zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

11. yes... screech is not the same nerd he use to protray on save by the bell
he has now become a disgusting wacko who decides to publish a flick that he starred in only to beat another wacko to the punch & make alittle $??

what a slimeball... why would he do that when he could have sued that wacko for what he was about to do and made even more $...jackass

Posted at 12:41PM on Jan 12th 2007 by DR GRUV

12. From what I've seen of this tape it is pretty obvious that Screech was taping for the sole purpose of releasing it and selling it. Number one the chicks are nasty, appear to be either wanna be porn starlets or they are hookers. Either way, he's a douchebag and why anybody would pay let alone jerkoff to anything with him in it is beyond me. Goodbye Screech! No worries of seeing you on NYPD Blue or anything for that matter!

Posted at 12:43PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Mike Shepherd

13. Jenn: Trust me, you don't want to know what a dirty sanchez is. If you really insist, just Google it. Have a barf bag handy when you do.

As for my Screech.....your career is forever in the crapper. (Sorry, I couldn't resist)

Posted at 1:14PM on Jan 12th 2007 by Tuvok68

14. I am dismayed that this sex taping business is a forum for people (those totally nobody celebs that are so far down the list of celebrity that they do not even deserve a letter status like d-list) to make money. OBVIOUSLY he was in on it. This is from a loser who was asking other people to pay his mortgage. This uber-loser needs to find a job and pay his own way, hey, my car needs washing Screech.... He is a sick sick megalomaniac who deserves his own donkey punch. I hope he makes not a dime. He should wake up one day to the realization that we all know even geek celebs get laid, it does not redeem them, they are just lucky geek celebs and we see right through it. I admit to viewing the Tommy/Pam video, but who wants to see screech ever again, much less getting it on with skanks they would even kick out of the off-off-vegas strip? I am so hoping this boy ends up serving me my Grand Slam someday soon so I can undertip and laugh my @$$ off.

Posted at 3:13PM on Jan 12th 2007 by jp

15. Public war of PR.

Anyway, don't spend all your money this time.

Posted at 6:19PM on Jan 12th 2007 by West Ham