
Upon exiting his British Airways flight, Hugh was met by an elderly porter who manhandled his, er, bags and escorted the "Love Actually" star to his waiting ride. Looks like Divine Brown has one less job to do.

The man can't even tke a dump without it being spread all over TMZ? Are you guys THAT hard up for a story? What's the matter, couldn't find the urinal Paris Hilton uses?
You guys must be really desperate for posts. Blog rule #1: Sometimes it's better to not have a lot of stories on a slow day instead of just filling up your page with crap. Get some new editors.
This is ONLY news, if intead of standing and spraying, he squats and squirts...wait, I take that back: this is so not news!
The fact the Divine Brown died like 10 years ago makes this story even more lame than it already is. Attention TMZ staff: seek life elsewhere!
That was stupid. You make it sound like some sex story when it is about a man going to the bathroom. You really made a whole lot out of nothing.
How pathetic.
OMG...I cried, I laughed, I have to say this is the most exciting and spine tingling video of the decade. The way the camera moved with the action...BRILLIANT! The emotions that this producer can elicit from Hugh and from the unknown older man..OSCAR are you watchin??
I watched this over and over, and all I can say is MAGNIFICENT! I love the part where at the very end Hugh enters the limo. How does one capture on film such an act? I hope one day we can see more.
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