1. Ok, John Mayer is sooooooooooooooooo ugly. He can sing and all that crap but damn is he ugly. YUCK! And so is Jessica. She looks like her dad with a wig on. Just gross. They both look sloppy.

Posted at 12:42PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by dja

2.
He needs a jacket and she doesn't even need sleeves?

Posted at 12:44PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Mica

3. John, what are you thinking??!! You are a young, brilliant songwriter/musician with a great future ahead of you. Why in God's name are you dating Jessica (hereafter referred to as "Brainless Bimbo")? I only hope you come to your senses before you become as much of a laughing stock as her former betrothed was (refer to their stupid little reality series on MTV for explanation of this), and lose any credibility that you have worked so hard at earning.

As for Brainless Bimbo, your 15 minutes have somehow been extended. Yes, you have an amazing voice, but your talent is hollow. Maybe you can replace Paula on "American Idol" when she finally goes over the edge. Maybe that would save us all from another attempt at acting from you. Move on...

Posted at 12:47PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by GoGators

4. I am sorry but John is just plain GROSS. He looks greasy and dirty. Not a good look. She looks horrible too. He is no Nick Lachey. She has gone way down on her taste in men and it shows. I am sure she can't get better because everyone is afraid of her wacky father.

Posted at 12:48PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Debbie

5. They just seem like the dumbest couple to me. What could they possibly talk about?

Posted at 12:48PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by say what?

6. He must tell her not to wear makeup.
Notice here, nor on New Years Eve pics she's
sans makeup.

And, by the way, he is NO musical genius.
My 11 yr. old nephew plays the guitar just as well,
if not better.

Posted at 12:55PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sailor

7. He must tell her not to wear makeup.
In the New Years pic, and also here, she isn't wearing
any makeup.

And, by the way, he is no musical genius.
My 11-yr. old nephew plays the guitar just as well, if
not better than this dyke-man.

Posted at 12:58PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sailor

8. Ewww, I thought this was over already, isn't she dating Dane Cook? I guess she gets her pick of dick. I still have problems believing this is anything more than a fug-buddy situation. Why would you high five your boyfriend for buying you jewelry (remember NY)? Wouldn't you hug or kiss him? The whole pics at NYE? Drunken idiocy. Looks like someone never sobered up!

Posted at 1:05PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by over yet?

9. I can't stand this bitch. But I will tell you she will never love anyone the way she loved(s) Nick.

Posted at 1:13PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Tina

10. Leave Jess alone ..yes she loves nick,but she knows he has a slut already..

Posted at 1:39PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sherry

11. Leave Jess alone!!yes she loves Nick,but he already has a slut..oh my

Posted at 1:41PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sherry

12. I like John, but the thought of these two intimate is blech...my face contorts as if I sucked a lemon. She is just brainless T&A....reeks of desperation.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by ct

13. i think it's all publicity stunts that Jessica loves! Not men.

Posted at 2:01PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by anna giaquint

14. Mismatch, mismatch, mismatch!

Posted at 2:03PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Allison

15. Hey how are you guys doing ?? My dad used to love Jessica simpson . He says if she keeps doing " ELVIS" movies she'll wind uop like elvis -- fat , drugged out and passed out on the toilet . My dad is cruel sometimes . I like Jessica . SHE HAS HUGE TATAS . yYYESSSS. oH YEAH baby ! WOWOOWOOWOWOOW !! BIggONS ! anyway , harv and my dad still can't agree on him getting payed to do this crap . My dad said to harv " You pay for Crotch shots " to which harv said " Have you ever seen me pay for a ASS shot " pretty funny for a guy who stil gets his ID checked when he buys rubbers . Not that he uses them -- he make water ballons out of them . My dads words not mine .Anyway heres my NASTY BOIL jr. . Enjoy !

Jessica and John . He looks like a bum looking for a handout . She has GREAT TATAS WOWOWOOWOOWOOW WOW ! Look at them babies . Oh yeah . I would love to sleep with my head on them . YES ! BADASS ! WOWOOWOOW I hope see would sing again so I can see them go up ...then down ..then up .. then doen ...WOWOWOOWOWOOWOOWOO BADASS yeah .

I know it stinks . I wish my dad was back but he ain't coming back till he gets that 4.7 million dollars for the brain transplant . My dad says he desrves a new brain for working for nothing for Harv . anyway , i gotta go . I love you guys , See ya !

Posted at 2:06PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by NASTY BOIL jr.