Sushi Time for John & Jessica

1. John, what are you thinking??!! You are a young, brilliant songwriter/musician with a great future ahead of you. Why in God's name are you dating Jessica (hereafter referred to as "Brainless Bimbo")? I only hope you come to your senses before you become as much of a laughing stock as her former betrothed was (refer to their stupid little reality series on MTV for explanation of this), and lose any credibility that you have worked so hard at earning.

As for Brainless Bimbo, your 15 minutes have somehow been extended. Yes, you have an amazing voice, but your talent is hollow. Maybe you can replace Paula on "American Idol" when she finally goes over the edge. Maybe that would save us all from another attempt at acting from you. Move on...

Posted at 12:47PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by GoGators

2. Ok, John Mayer is sooooooooooooooooo ugly. He can sing and all that crap but damn is he ugly. YUCK! And so is Jessica. She looks like her dad with a wig on. Just gross. They both look sloppy.

Posted at 12:42PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by dja

3.
He needs a jacket and she doesn't even need sleeves?

Posted at 12:44PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Mica

4. I am sorry but John is just plain GROSS. He looks greasy and dirty. Not a good look. She looks horrible too. He is no Nick Lachey. She has gone way down on her taste in men and it shows. I am sure she can't get better because everyone is afraid of her wacky father.

Posted at 12:48PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Debbie

5. I can't stand this bitch. But I will tell you she will never love anyone the way she loved(s) Nick.

Posted at 1:13PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Tina

6. They just seem like the dumbest couple to me. What could they possibly talk about?

Posted at 12:48PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by say what?

7. Jessica is looking FAT lately. She really jumped the shark after dumping Nick, didn't she?

Posted at 6:49PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by bonnie

8. He must tell her not to wear makeup.
Notice here, nor on New Years Eve pics she's
sans makeup.

And, by the way, he is NO musical genius.
My 11 yr. old nephew plays the guitar just as well,
if not better.

Posted at 12:55PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sailor

9. He must tell her not to wear makeup.
In the New Years pic, and also here, she isn't wearing
any makeup.

And, by the way, he is no musical genius.
My 11-yr. old nephew plays the guitar just as well, if
not better than this dyke-man.

Posted at 12:58PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sailor

10. Mismatch, mismatch, mismatch!

Posted at 2:03PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Allison

11. oh please they aren't hand and hand...can't ya tell by the looks on his face that her wacko father paid him to be seen with her for publicity.

Posted at 5:28PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Jordyn

12. Ewww, I thought this was over already, isn't she dating Dane Cook? I guess she gets her pick of dick. I still have problems believing this is anything more than a fug-buddy situation. Why would you high five your boyfriend for buying you jewelry (remember NY)? Wouldn't you hug or kiss him? The whole pics at NYE? Drunken idiocy. Looks like someone never sobered up!

Posted at 1:05PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by over yet?

13. Just can't root for Jessica in anything she does!! Anyone who hooks up with her goes down in my opinion. What a bimbo!! I hope Nick realizes what a lucky break he had, I believe he would have stuck with the marriage no matter what if she hadn't bailed! I hope he is counting his blessings!!! GO NICK!

Posted at 2:24PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sue

14. Leave Jess alone ..yes she loves nick,but she knows he has a slut already..

Posted at 1:39PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by Sherry

15. I like John, but the thought of these two intimate is blech...my face contorts as if I sucked a lemon. She is just brainless T&A....reeks of desperation.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jan 23rd 2007 by ct