If she has to, Keira Knightley wants to be able to climb off a boat. 
The "Pirates of the Caribbean" star was spotted trussed and pullied, doing some indoor rock climbing in England. The ropes reveal that Keira does indeed have an ass afterall.
If you want to hang with actors, this is the place.
Filed under: Paparazzi Photo, Keira Knightley
1. Wow...that was catty.
There really isn't anything else you could actually report on? Just...making fun of a skinny chick, huh?
Posted at 4:56PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by John
2. EAT!!!!
Posted at 5:05PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Jen
3. Please give this bitch a super size burger with fries and a malt with extra sugar so she can put some weight on. She is scary looking....skin & bones. I'd rather have a fat ass than look like her!!
Posted at 5:21PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by The Bitch is back
4. She's still hot. You're playing on your readers, because you know most of them are morbidly obese.
Posted at 5:36PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Mike
5. She looks healthy, active, and beautiful. Reporters who make catty comments like this are merely tabloid gossips. These people should NEVER influence our opinions. If we let their poison into our minds, we will set ourselves up for pettiness.
Love & Music,
Alex Bach
Posted at 7:31PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Alex Bach
6. I still love Keira; I thinks she's very beautiful and talented. Go pick on someone who actually deserves it.
Posted at 8:17PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Elaina
7. not really that catty, you hear more catty comments in the women's restroom, but equally as lame.
Posted at 9:40PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by kd
8. REPLY TO WHOEVER WROTE THIS:
"Please give this bitch a super size burger with fries and a malt with extra sugar so she can put some weight on. She is scary looking....skin & bones. I'd rather have a fat ass than look like her!!" Posted at 5:21PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by The Bitch is back
I BET YOU $10 YOU HAVE A FAT ASS, YOU MORBIDLY OBESE SLOTH. I'D RATHER BE SKIN AND BONES THAN LOOK LIKE YOU.
SO HOW ABOUT YOU STOP BITCHING ABOUT KIERA'S WEIGHT, TUCK YOUR CELLULITE RIDDEN LOVE-HANDLES BACK IN YOUR MUFFIN TOP PANTS AND STUFF ANOTHER CUPCAKE IN YOUR MOUTH.
PUT DOWN THE F*CKING FORK, BEEYOTCH.
Posted at 10:39PM on Feb 2nd 2007 by Skinneee
9. ok Skinneee that was a tad rude but yea leave her alone. she's always been skin and bones. sum ppl r just like that
Posted at 10:38AM on Feb 3rd 2007 by Ally
10. hahaa skineee good one...I agree.
Of course she's skinny I dont think anyone is denying that and the only people who have a problem with it are the fatty's.
Posted at 3:53PM on Feb 3rd 2007 by shawn
11. Hey ! its not your f***ing business if she skinny or whatever she is im sure she enjoy herself
Posted at 5:22AM on Feb 4th 2007 by D
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