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Look Into Our Crystal Ball, Greasy Bear

Posted Mar 13th 2007 12:15PM by TMZ Staff

The future of Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis is looking a little Rocky! Yo Adrian!!
Brandon Davis and Sylvester Stallone
TMZ has uncovered the sly ghost of billionheir Greasy Bear's future -- and it's the sweating, steroidal, foaming-at-the-mouth spitting image of Sylvester Stallone.

Although the "Firecrotch" starter hasn't been caught with alleged performance and image-enhancing substances like Mr. Rambotox, lord knows Greasy's reputation could sure use 'em!

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1. Paris Hilton is patient 'zero' when it comes to herpes outbreaks.

Posted at 12:34PM on Mar 13th 2007 by HerpesHilton

2. I think that is insulting to Sly.

Posted at 12:35PM on Mar 13th 2007 by mary

3. I think he looks like Elvis during the bloated, drug addict stage near the end of his life. If we are all lucky Greasy Bear will not live long enough to look like Sly.

P.S. He owes me money too and I will have my people collect soon...

Posted at 12:47PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Bloated Bear

4. Greasy Bear is nasty.

Posted at 12:43PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Julia

5. The reason why Swollen Face Greasy Bear Brandon always looks so sweaty is because he's a major coke head!! and god knows how many other drugs is currently circulating his system.

Posted at 12:43PM on Mar 13th 2007 by christie

6. Nice fucking mullet Sly!!!! Does he think he looks sexy??? Buy a new greased up rug u nasty old has-been

Posted at 12:48PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Kiki

7. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS GUY SOME SOAP AND WATER... HE LOOKS FILTHY!

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 13th 2007 by teeks

8. Love the wording of your comparison...I almost had to excuse myself after reading that! Brandon will look like that a lot sooner than at age 60 (mostly because that obese piece of sweaty shit will be long dead before then) because of all the drugs he does, his constant state of obesity and Paris' lifetime viral gift he has will certainly shorten his wasteful life by (hopefully) decades. Sly can at least use the age card to help justify why he's wearing the beat-down clown mask all the time. Sorry, there's no fat-fuck loser card yet, Brandon. You could really use one!!

Posted at 12:51PM on Mar 13th 2007 by JaneSays

9. hahaha. i'm still laughing at Brandon Davis. poor guy, he never should have gotten drunk and opened his mouth.

Posted at 12:54PM on Mar 13th 2007 by duvy

10.

right on point TMZ..........................................LOL!

Posted at 12:56PM on Mar 13th 2007 by newsjunkie

11. Brandon looks good, like he lost a little weight.

And what's with the jealous comments about Paris Hilton?
Paris surely is a much better person than the Haters - and they know it.

Posted at 1:05PM on Mar 13th 2007 by Elyse

12. the guy is a drug dealer and has gambling debt, friend of paris, and oh he sweats a lot, WHY IS HE WORTH MENTIONING???

Posted at 1:04PM on Mar 13th 2007 by AnonXX

13. Why do we care about this guy agian? Please stop giving him press. He is irrelevant- he's not good looking, he's not intresting, he's a train wreck, please let's move on

Posted at 1:04PM on Mar 13th 2007 by rrrr16

14. please stop with this guy.

Posted at 1:07PM on Mar 13th 2007 by jenn

15. Haters are nothing but a pathetic bunch of losers who bitch about others but have garbage in their own brains.

Posted at 3:44PM on Mar 13th 2007 by lol

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