Looks Eggsactly Like Gene Simmons

Gene Simmons got his face all tweaked for an episode of "Family Jewels." Now you can have your own lil' keepsakes of the KISS rocker as he used to be ... no yolk.Gene Simmons

A New Orleans based eBay egg maker is offering two, one-of-a-kind, handpainted egg art sculptures bearing the former likenesses of the KISS singer.

No, they're not real eggs... but it's still a crackup.