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Looks Eggsactly Like Gene Simmons

3/23/2007 3:57 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Gene Simmons got his face all tweaked for an episode of "Family Jewels." Now you can have your own lil' keepsakes of the KISS rocker as he used to be ... no yolk.Gene Simmons

A New Orleans based eBay egg maker is offering two, one-of-a-kind, handpainted egg art sculptures bearing the former likenesses of the KISS singer.

No, they're not real eggs... but it's still a crackup.

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Virginia    

I can stand Gene Simmons, But these eggs sre pretty cute.

2750 days ago
2.

RL    

I am not a Gene Simmons fan but he should feel flattered. The egg art is beautiful. And, the artist is obviously very talented.

2750 days ago
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JLinde    

I never cared much about KISS and Gene Simmons until I heard that a certain weird little band geek considered them a major influence on his work. That's right, that weird little band geek was .....Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails. He would love those eggs!

2750 days ago
4.

char    

POOR GENE..HE MUST BE NEARING BROKE.
HE HIT ON ME MANY YEARS AGO AT THE RECORD PLANT RECORDING STUDIO.
.HE WAS SO DISCUSTING I RAN OUT!

2750 days ago
5.

Missy    

Is it a rotten egg? This guy is ancient....

2749 days ago
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Carlo    

tmz is so boring this week!

2749 days ago
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Snarksnarksnark    

Puke! Gag! Barf!

2749 days ago
8.

Ladyblue    

I love his show and I'm over 70! All celebrity kids should be as neat as Kiss and Shannons!
Can't wait for the new season to start... Outrageous sometimes but fun.



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2749 days ago
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YMMV    

What a nifty Easter basket gift for that KISS fan!

2749 days ago
10.

Rolley    

Yes! but do you have any guesses?

2749 days ago
11.

LongJohn69    

How about making one of the wheel-chair bound, brainiac physicist Hawking dude? Now there's a real "egg"head for ya.

2749 days ago
12.

Seriously    

Gene, his porn star wife (used to be), and his whacked kids should
not be on TV. What a bunch of nut bags.
Talk about a dysfunctional family. YUCK.

2749 days ago
13.

shirliana    

gene simmons is so ugly now... can't stand him.. his show is all about Money... what he owns... etc.. his so called girlfriend is just after the money and his kids are spoiled brats.. Why did he not marry his girlfriend???????????? that proves he wants to be surrounded with alot of sluts... what a whimp she is....the money is so good for her.. she will never walk out on him.
his show SUCKS

2749 days ago
14.

Standards are badly needed.    

I love this family. They are funny, witty, understated, clever, and loving towards eachother.
The children are bright & humorous while remaining polite,respectful, and down to earth. The show is charming and endearing, and so are they. Don't discredit unless you've really actually watched. My only comment is that Gene needs to turn off his deals/cell phone on occasion and give them his full attention. To push Shannon or kids to the back burner at any turn insults them, and actually insults him. Family first. The money will always flow, because Gene sees opportunity everywhere. What Gene needs to realize is that when he's on his deathbed, he's not going to wish he'd made one more deal. He'd want one more day to really spend time with his family, and his family are absolute pearls, every one. I wish them all well.

2749 days ago
15.

Debbie    

I LOVE GENE AND HIS SHOW!

2748 days ago

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