Gene Simmons got his face all tweaked for an episode of "Family Jewels." Now you can have your own lil' keepsakes of the KISS rocker as he used to be ... no yolk.
A New Orleans based eBay egg maker is offering two, one-of-a-kind, handpainted egg art sculptures bearing the former likenesses of the KISS singer.
No, they're not real eggs... but it's still a crackup.
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1. I can stand Gene Simmons, But these eggs sre pretty cute.
Posted at 4:42PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Matt
2. Is it a rotten egg? This guy is ancient....
Posted at 5:53PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Missy
3. I never cared much about KISS and Gene Simmons until I heard that a certain weird little band geek considered them a major influence on his work. That's right, that weird little band geek was .....Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails. He would love those eggs!
Posted at 6:01PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Hollywood CelebSex
4. Puke! Gag! Barf!
Posted at 6:26PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Dragonwolf
5. tmz is so boring this week!
Posted at 6:32PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Carlo
6. POOR GENE..HE MUST BE NEARING BROKE.
HE HIT ON ME MANY YEARS AGO AT THE RECORD PLANT RECORDING STUDIO.
.HE WAS SO DISCUSTING I RAN OUT!
Posted at 6:40PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by char
7. I love his show and I'm over 70! All celebrity kids should be as neat as Kiss and Shannons!
Can't wait for the new season to start... Outrageous sometimes but fun.
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Posted at 8:29PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by Ladyblue
8. What a nifty Easter basket gift for that KISS fan!
Posted at 8:43PM on Mar 23rd 2007 by DW
10. How about making one of the wheel-chair bound, brainiac physicist Hawking dude? Now there's a real "egg"head for ya.
Posted at 9:49AM on Mar 24th 2007 by Roger C
11. Gene, his porn star wife (used to be), and his whacked kids should
not be on TV. What a bunch of nut bags.
Talk about a dysfunctional family. YUCK.
Posted at 11:12AM on Mar 24th 2007 by Prnzez
12. gene simmons is so ugly now... can't stand him.. his show is all about Money... what he owns... etc.. his so called girlfriend is just after the money and his kids are spoiled brats.. Why did he not marry his girlfriend???????????? that proves he wants to be surrounded with alot of sluts... what a whimp she is....the money is so good for her.. she will never walk out on him.
his show SUCKS
Posted at 12:28PM on Mar 24th 2007 by shirl smith
13. I love this family. They are funny, witty, understated, clever, and loving towards eachother.
The children are bright & humorous while remaining polite,respectful, and down to earth. The show is charming and endearing, and so are they. Don't discredit unless you've really actually watched. My only comment is that Gene needs to turn off his deals/cell phone on occasion and give them his full attention. To push Shannon or kids to the back burner at any turn insults them, and actually insults him. Family first. The money will always flow, because Gene sees opportunity everywhere. What Gene needs to realize is that when he's on his deathbed, he's not going to wish he'd made one more deal. He'd want one more day to really spend time with his family, and his family are absolute pearls, every one. I wish them all well.
Posted at 3:52PM on Mar 24th 2007 by Yup.
14. I LOVE GENE AND HIS SHOW!
Posted at 3:26AM on Mar 25th 2007 by Debbie
15. I am not a Gene Simmons fan but he should feel flattered. The egg art is beautiful. And, the artist is obviously very talented.
Posted at 12:26PM on Mar 26th 2007 by RL
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