Which "A.I." Alum is the Burned Beach Bum?

1. It's Kelly Clarkson.

Posted at 11:09AM on Mar 29th 2007 by jane

2. Why is she so fug at the moment?

Posted at 11:12AM on Mar 29th 2007 by Kate

3. Wow, that is INSANE.....She looks bigger then ever......

I am a HUGE Kelly fan, I voted for her the ENTIRE first season.....and since Idol, i really thought she blossemed into quite a nice looking woman....but here, she looks like a bit of a porker.....

WHAT HAPPENED KELLY??????

Posted at 11:17AM on Mar 29th 2007 by Great Dane

4. WHO IS THAT OTHER WOMAN WITH HER??? IF SHE IS A CELIBRITY, SHE SHUD GO SEE A DOCTOR FOR ** ALL** HER CELLULITIS... DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:29AM on Mar 29th 2007 by shirl smith

5. Chelsea Clinton?

Posted at 11:35AM on Mar 29th 2007 by candy

6. chubba chub chub

Posted at 11:36AM on Mar 29th 2007 by the one

7. Is it a crime to be a little heavy? Give her a break! No wonder so many people have anorexia or bulimia these days!

Posted at 11:51AM on Mar 29th 2007 by bena

8. Had Kelly been thin, no doubt the same EXTREMLEY SHALLOW hags who post here would have made remarks about her being anorexic or bulimic. .

Incidentally, while she certainly is not thin or skinny, she is not anywhere near to being fat and for the dimwit who referred to cellulite, I would suggest looking at some actual pictures of cellulite because I see none on either girl, just dents one in the middle where she actually has a waist and some real hips instead of just pelvic bones... Perhaps looking at your own ass would give you a better clue as to what cellulite actually looks like.....and perhaps someone should do a psychological evaluation on people who think skeletons whereing bikinis are attractive or sexy. Could be a clue to an underlying tendency toward pedophelia or even necrophelia....

Posted at 11:52AM on Mar 29th 2007 by For Shame

9. For shame---it's time for you to diet. FATSO

Posted at 11:54AM on Mar 29th 2007 by Nicole Richie

10. What a pig!!!

Posted at 11:55AM on Mar 29th 2007 by dude

11. This is too funny....don't you people know that most regular people are just regular, normal size people.

Give 'em a break.....A lot of people could lose a few pounds and whoever made the comment about the celluilite....you probably have it twice as bad.

It is inherited...thank goodness my mom didn't have it....do not have any after 3 kiddos!

Don't be soooooooooooooo judgmental children.

Posted at 11:56AM on Mar 29th 2007 by ROBIN

12. I'd still tap that..........I think shes smoking hot

Posted at 11:57AM on Mar 29th 2007 by brad1782

13. She has a very ODD SHAPE to begin with. Very short arms for her height and short legs. She's always been chubby and I don't think she will ever be slim.

Posted at 12:03PM on Mar 29th 2007 by DJ

14. Kelly Clarkson is a TRUE American Idol! She's true to herself, her family, her friends, and her fans! I think she is BEAUTIFUL inside AND out!!!

Rock on, Kelly!!!...and PLEASE don't listen to these hates...they're just jealous! Stay who you are...your true fans love you just the way you are!

Posted at 12:10PM on Mar 29th 2007 by Kelly

15. Uh, for the illiterate dumbass who posted about "cellulitis". I think the word you were looking for is "cellulite" and there is none on either girl....

Cellulitis: An acute spreading bacterial infection below the surface of the skin characterized by redness (erythema), warmth, swelling, and pain. Cellulitis can also cause fever, chills, and "swollen glands" (enlarged lymph nodes). Cellulitis is a clinical diagnosis based on the spreading involvement of skin and subcutaneous tissues with erythema, swelling, and local tenderness, accompanied by fever and malaise.

Cellulitis commonly appears in areas where there is a break in the skin from an abrasion, a cut, or a skin ulcer. It can also be due to local trauma, such as an animal bite. Only rarely is cellulitis due to the bacteremic spread of infection -- bacteria arriving from a distant source via the bloodstream.

Posted at 12:39PM on Mar 29th 2007 by CLUE FOR THE DORK