Lohan Befuddles Interviewer via Blackberry

In the latest issue of GQ, cover girl Lindsay Lohan, looking smokin' hot in a black sparkly swimsuit, was interviewed electronically ("Because that's how the kids are communicating these days," the writer suggested), and the results were ... mixed.

When asked about playing poker, Lindsay thumbed via Blackberry, "I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I'm going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!" So much for lucidity.

Then the topic of cats came up, and Lindsay texted, "Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in 'Just My Luck'! I need a boyfriend. Geez." Clearly, her focus is limited to one line at a time.

And for the finale, interviewer Marshall Sella asked Lindsay what the happiest moment of her life was. She wrote back, "Gotta think sex scene today" and never wrote back again. Next time, try the phone!



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1. I'm assuming she had her phone stolen too?

Posted at 1:28PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by jaclynn

2. Her head looks funny in this pic. Like it was photoshopped on!

Posted at 1:31PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Anna Nymity

3. That's the best she's ever looked - I didn't even know it was her! This pic doesn't look anything Like Ho-Han!

Posted at 1:37PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Susannah

4. She wishes she looked like that photo...Air brushes do wonders...She should be happy though, those stumps she calls legs aren't in the picture.........

Posted at 1:41PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by tim

5. Seems like that rehab really worked out for you Linds.

Posted at 1:48PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Dottie

6. What a bad photoshop. Her head is way to big for that picture. Yikes.

Posted at 2:05PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by teachme

7. She is a retard.

Posted at 2:28PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Leslie

8. I am still trying to decide who is nuttier: the interviewer or the interviewee. What an idiotic way to conduct an interview!!!

Posted at 2:23PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Dragonwolf

9. PERHAPS LINDSAY WAS AT A PLASTIC SURGERY REHAB, INSTEAD.

SHE'S OBVIOUSLY HAD LOTS AND LOTS OF WORK DONE.

Posted at 2:34PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by the other Brittany

10. LINDSAY IS GODDER THAN GOD!

ONLY FAT FEMALES ( aka PIGS ) hate her & limp wristed "men" !

GO LINDSAY!

Posted at 2:40PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by I WOULD EAT HER SWEET SH!T TO HER NEAR THAT ASS OF HERS!

11. If you needed any proof that this chick is a total dingle twit, here it is. She's now so "impow-tant" that she can only be interviewed by Blackberry. Also, she apparently has trouble stringing together coherent sentences. She better not lose her looks; if she does, she won't be able to get a job anywhere. The only good thing to say about her is she hasn't done a slutty Pair-ass Hilton or Kim "Porno" Kardashian sex tape yet...

Posted at 3:29PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Slut-ebrity

12. Excuse me No. 12: I am 40 years-old (not young) , not a limped-wrist man and I am not a "pig." I weigh 101 lbs., and I still don't think Ms. Lohan is an attractive girl---never have.

This is a good picture of her, but she really doesn't look that good in all of the other shots II have seen of her. So, don't call people "pigs" just because they may not have the same opinon as you.

Posted at 2:54PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by I love TMZ!

13. I don't think the picture looks anything like her.

Posted at 2:55PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Teri

14. I saw this magazine last week in the store and had to look about TEN times before finally realizing it was Lindsay. It does not look anything like her, and it really goes to show what a great job airbrushing and photoshopping does. Lindsay isn't butt ugly, but she's not the hot, flawless woman they're trying to pull off here.

Posted at 3:17PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Kristen

15. Looks an old picture of Rose McGowan's head photochopped.

Posted at 3:49PM on Apr 3rd 2007 by Huh?

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