In the latest issue of GQ, cover girl Lindsay Lohan, looking smokin' hot in a black sparkly swimsuit, was interviewed electronically ("Because that's how the kids are communicating these days," the writer suggested), and the results were ... mixed.
When asked about playing poker, Lindsay thumbed via Blackberry, "I just emailed my friend sara pantera saying I'm going to start playing poker again! I bought two puppies today!" So much for lucidity.
Then the topic of cats came up, and Lindsay texted, "Cats scare me. I just think of bad luck from black ones like I had in 'Just My Luck'! I need a boyfriend. Geez." Clearly, her focus is limited to one line at a time.
And for the finale, interviewer Marshall Sella asked Lindsay what the happiest moment of her life was. She wrote back, "Gotta think sex scene today" and never wrote back again. Next time, try the phone!
Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsHer head looks funny in this pic. Like it was photoshopped on!
That's the best she's ever looked - I didn't even know it was her! This pic doesn't look anything Like Ho-Han!
She wishes she looked like that photo...Air brushes do wonders...She should be happy though, those stumps she calls legs aren't in the picture.........
What a bad photoshop. Her head is way to big for that picture. Yikes.
I am still trying to decide who is nuttier: the interviewer or the interviewee. What an idiotic way to conduct an interview!!!
PERHAPS LINDSAY WAS AT A PLASTIC SURGERY REHAB, INSTEAD.
SHE'S OBVIOUSLY HAD LOTS AND LOTS OF WORK DONE.
LINDSAY IS GODDER THAN GOD!
ONLY FAT FEMALES ( aka PIGS ) hate her & limp wristed "men" !
GO LINDSAY!
Finally exposed - shes a wierdo:
If you needed any proof that this chick is a total dingle twit, here it is. She's now so "impow-tant" that she can only be interviewed by Blackberry. Also, she apparently has trouble stringing together coherent sentences. She better not lose her looks; if she does, she won't be able to get a job anywhere. The only good thing to say about her is she hasn't done a slutty Pair-ass Hilton or Kim "Porno" Kardashian sex tape yet...
Excuse me No. 12: I am 40 years-old (not young) , not a limped-wrist man and I am not a "pig." I weigh 101 lbs., and I still don't think Ms. Lohan is an attractive girl---never have.
This is a good picture of her, but she really doesn't look that good in all of the other shots II have seen of her. So, don't call people "pigs" just because they may not have the same opinon as you.
I saw this magazine last week in the store and had to look about TEN times before finally realizing it was Lindsay. It does not look anything like her, and it really goes to show what a great job airbrushing and photoshopping does. Lindsay isn't butt ugly, but she's not the hot, flawless woman they're trying to pull off here.

















