Jessica Simpson and That Guy She's Dating

1. jon mayer needs a haircut. BIGTIME!!! jessica simpson is the next anna nicole smith. nobody even knows what she is famous for anymore.

Posted at 12:00PM on Apr 4th 2007 by dippen

2. I have not listened to John Mayer's music since he hooked up with Jessica. It is a turn off for me. And I can't wait for Jessica to just fade away in bimbo land.

Posted at 11:27AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Former John Mayer Fan

3. Where in the world did she get that dress? From her Great-Grandma?

Posted at 11:27AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Donna

4. #3 Yeah I agree, I just can't get into John Mayer's music anymore. Hopefully someone will come along and take his place.

Posted at 11:33AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Another Former John Mayer Fan

5. He looked super pissed.

Posted at 11:35AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Dottie

6. #2 LOL! One should not wear an ugly dress just because it is an expensive designer dress. And John Mayer wants to get laid, so I'm sure John said it looked fabulous on her.

Posted at 11:32AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Sidney

7. what a dweeb

Posted at 11:39AM on Apr 4th 2007 by douch950

8. I love the two of them together......

I think they make a great couple!

Best of luck to you Jess and John!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:38AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Great Dane

9. This is Jessica's fat dress. Notice that she wears these kind of dresses when she puts on weight. The only people that are into Jessica are pre-teens, perverts, females that are overweight and lack confidence (they idolize any women that is not fat) and guys who masterbate while thinking of Jessica.

Posted at 11:39AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Wake Up America

10. AH, HA HA HA HA!!! THE STUPID BIG BOOB BLOND IS OVERSHAWDOWING ANOTHER MAN WITH HER HOPELY SOON TO BE CAPUT CELEBRITY.

HOW DOES IT FEEL BODY IS A WONDERLAND DUDE WITH THE WEIRD HAIR AND WEIRD LOOKING FACE?

JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU GUYS WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET SEX. SHE'S GIVING HIM EVERY KIND OF SEX THERE IS TO GIVE AND THATS WHY HE PUTS UP WITH HER DUMBNESS!!

Posted at 11:42AM on Apr 4th 2007 by D. Cagle

11. I hate to point out the obvious, but John Mayer is a HUGE upgrade for her. You act like Nick was some super famous guy, he was a no talent hack, at least this one was actually famous on his own first.

Posted at 11:50AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Pointed

12. Ugly dress? Jessica is always at the height of fashion....she was in an airport, it's colorful, comfortable.....is it the most FLATTERING outfit I have ever seen her in, NO.......but, I like the red, goes great with the new brown hair......the bag, fabulous.....

She is EMBRACING SPRING!

Stop hating on their happiness.....

John's latest album is EXCELLENT....and if you choose not to listen to it because he's dating a young, beautiful singer.......no great loss to him.....you OBVIOUSLY weren't "FANS" in the first place......he is a different kind of artist, very out of the ordinary.....he sings with conviction.....has principles.....I think he's breath of fresh air.....

Posted at 11:44AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Great Dane

13. #1 Jessica is famous for being a sloppy shop-a-holic, self absorbed blonde ditz on the reality show The Newly Weds. Her music and acting suck. She probably dyed her hair brown to match her bottom hair because John got tired of the color difference.

Posted at 12:07PM on Apr 4th 2007 by Jamie

14. #9....

You obviously have issues, maybe you are the one sitting in front of your computer....shoveling fast food in your mouth.....maybe you have THREE teeth in your mouth....maybe you are BALDING.....who knows? Jess isn't wasting away like the Nicole Richie's of this world....GOD BLESS HER FOR THAT!

I think Jess is a great girl.....A GREAT ROLE MODEL for young girls...she's adorable as ever.....I've NEVER seen her on TMZ drunk, without her panties, on drugs in rehab.....she's a hard worker, she has a beautiful voice- very strong.....I have heard her sing live, and it sounds just as good as her album....which half of the artists can not say.....they are all FAKE.......yes, she has BIG BOOBS....they are hers too!!!!!!......Should she get a reduction to avoid being called a big boobed dumb blonde? Take a look at her pics from childhood....no PLASTIC......

And for the remarks about her being stupid etc......

Take a LONG look at yourself.....that DUMB woman is a millionaire.....she has a music career, she's been in movies....make-up....she's recently released a shoe line......

When you become HALF as smart as that DUMB, BIG BOOBED BLONDE, now BRUNETTE.....then by all means, feel free to spew insults......

Posted at 11:55AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Great Dane

15. At least Jessica hooked up with a real celebrity. He doesn't need her for money or fame. Meanwhile, Nick hooked up with no-name, pumpkin head Vanessa. She's using him to advance her own career then she will dump him. Nick and Vanessa are just based on sex. There is no way he really cares about that ghetto skank. Vanessa is known to be a gold digging, classless ho.

Posted at 11:57AM on Apr 4th 2007 by Love