All Aboard the USS Big Hair & Spandex!

Posted Apr 11th 2007 2:43PM by TMZ Staff

Where's an iceberg when you need one?

Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil has become the rock 'n' roll version of Captain Steubing, and has launched a four-day Mexican vacation aboard the Carnival Imagination called the "Motley Cruise." Sailing the high seas just took on a whole new meaning!

The ship of fools sails January 24, 2008 from Miami, with stops in Key West and Cozumel, and includes concerts by Neil and "several other recognizable bands," yet to be announced. Sounds to us like an episode of "Bands Reunited!"

While rooms start at $479 (alcohol not included), those who opt for the $1400 - $1700 suites get priority seating for the concerts. Is that a perk?

Whatever you do, don't forget sunblock, Dramamine ... and your ear plugs!

Filed under: Music, Wacky & Weird

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1. Just one of those daze I suppose

Posted at 2:50PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Britney Spears Pictures

2. So...this isn't a Motley Crue thing...

Posted at 3:31PM on Apr 11th 2007 by NikkiSixx

3. Great...a convicted drunk who killed an innocent person, and has beaten up prostitutes, now leading a cruise that I'm sure is an excuse for a "booze cruise". Shame on this asshole.

Posted at 3:31PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Johnnie

4. Already got my suite booked.

Posted at 3:45PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Wouldnt you wanna know

5. Yeah! Nothing better than rocking out in paradise with Rock & Roll's hottest front man!!!!

Posted at 3:54PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Vincecrazed

6. Well, after looking at his picture, good thing he'll be close to water. Looks like he could use a wash. Yuk.

Posted at 3:55PM on Apr 11th 2007 by E. Alneda

7. Hey Vince!!
Your still lookin hot, but are you gonna pay for this?? Sorry hon cant afford it, but I would if I could!

Posted at 3:57PM on Apr 11th 2007 by blt

8. He is probably doing it in conjunction with promoting his new tequila Tres Rios which is actually really good. I tried it for the first time last week. No need to bash him.

Posted at 4:02PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Brooke

9. They needs to get Montly Crue and a few of the other "hair spray" bands from the late '80's and do one BIG cruise.
That would be a blast.

Posted at 5:10PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Miss Kitty

10. Sorry, didn't read the entire article. Maybe it will be other bands from the era.

Posted at 5:11PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Miss Kitty

11. I don't know why TMZ is bashing this. I live in Miami and Carribean Cruises are so old and overdone for most Miamians. This seems like a good reason to reconsider. Plus, its all about rock and roll. who doesnt like liquor and loud music. Cruise ships are boring and need a little spice thrown in to entertain those of us under the age of 100.

Posted at 5:33PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Buckaroobonzai

12. Why on earth would you need ear plugs??? Motley Crue rocks.

Posted at 7:11PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Debra

13. Sounds like a good time. Would go if I could, but I promised my family our first cruise would be a Disney cruise. This gives a whole new meaning to "cruising the Sunset Strip".

Posted at 9:52PM on Apr 11th 2007 by Long time Crue fan

14. I am an ex stripper. I worked Vince Neals bachelor party on board a yacht in marina Del Rey haarbor in Califonia in the late 1980's. I am not a bit impressed with rockers like this, They generally have no respect for women, whether you are a stripper or not. or Mother THersa. Forget them.

Posted at 12:20AM on Apr 12th 2007 by Virginia

15. Vince has had his problems, as most rockers have, but why bash him? Take away the alcohol and Vince seems to have a sweet soul. Either join the cruise or stay home - it's just that simple. Sounds like one hell of a party to me.

Posted at 9:22AM on Apr 12th 2007 by lr

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