Britney: I'm A-Tannin' Y'all!

Posted Apr 26th 2007 11:22AM by Celly

Britney Spears appeared at a tanning salon in Beverly Hills to try improving her appearance ... in this country-meets-cuckoo calamity.

Wearing a ratty wig styled for Victoria Principal in a catfight episode of "Dallas," the braless pursued popwreck added a Depression Era dotted babydoll jumper and an Acapulco Motel 6 gift shop straw hat to complete her "look."

Top it off with a brass and leather sack suitable for marauding pirates, enlarged Elvis sunglasses and a Hello Kitty keychain, and hey, y'all, here's my look!

Filed under: Train Wrecks, Paparazzi Photo, Beauty, Britney Spears

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1. Did she break every mirror in her house? Why is she so tacky all the time? DAMN
She use to be so put together.

Posted at 12:08PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Dottie

2. Seriously do these people look in the mirror before they leave the house???? I'm all for being different, but there is a line between dressing unique and dressing trashy and tacky, Britney being the latter.

Posted at 12:11PM on Apr 26th 2007 by tinkerbell

3. I kinda like the dress. I just wish she would stop wearing these goofy hats. We know its a wig.... you can wear the wig,.. thats cool.. but why the big goofy hats all the time? Its doesnt distract us from the fact that youre wearing a wig hun. Leave the hats at home and you might look semi normal.

Posted at 12:12PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Ms. Allison to you

4. Is there NO END to her horrific get-ups??? She is such a trainwreck, it's actually entertaining.

Posted at 12:12PM on Apr 26th 2007 by get a STYLIST!

5. Put a Bra on Girl - show us you have some Class!

Posted at 12:18PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Cathy

6. She looks just like the piece of trailer trash she is!!! If she keeps tanning, we'll be calling her something else.;-)

Posted at 12:18PM on Apr 26th 2007 by pepsipup

7. She really must not ever look in the mirror and see how ridiculous she looks. Just goes to prove cash doesn't = class. She is soooooooo white-trash.

Posted at 12:19PM on Apr 26th 2007 by gel

8. TO the people who follow her around and take these pictures of her,

" YALL NEED TO GET A REAL JOB. WHY NOT LEAVE HER ALONE.

Posted at 12:19PM on Apr 26th 2007 by BRIT IS BEAUTIFUL

9. I think everyone should leave brittney alone ,I think she is really trying!!

Posted at 12:20PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Amy

10. I think she has lost it (koo koo). Isn't she suppose to be worth millions. Your right #7 and you can't buy class either.

Posted at 12:25PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Stephanie

11. #9-Amy
what exactly do you think she is trying?
I would agree that she is succeeding in trying to look stupid, incompetent, whorish, undeserving of the good things she has, and immature.
I would also agree that she has succeeded in trying to get into the media every little chance she has.
IMO - whatever she is trying to do/accomplish....she needs a different plan

Posted at 12:27PM on Apr 26th 2007 by A

12. Why can't she find a wig that looks good??? How hard can it be?
Or, just forget the wig altogether! Sad, sad, sad.

Posted at 12:31PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Paris Hilton

13. She knows exactly what she's doing. This is a calculated move so when her album is released people will talk about how great and put together she looks. It would be brilliant if not for being so obvious.

Posted at 12:33PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Die Courtney Die

14. Does she own a mirror? She always dresses so badly. She looks like rich white trash when she's left to dress herself.

Posted at 12:34PM on Apr 26th 2007 by Jennifer

15. The child is CRAZY, instead of a rehab she should have been in a mental institute.

Posted at 12:34PM on Apr 26th 2007 by kysauntie

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