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This Week's Biggest Losers

04/27/07

4/28/2007 4:04 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Sheryl Crow insists she was only joking when she wrote on her website that we should each limit ourselves to one square of toilet paper per restroom visit. But at week's end, these folks were still squarely stuck on the hot seat!

luke wilsonLuke Wilson: This "Frat Pack" member may need to turn in his Hollywood fraternity card and seek the less swanky digs of the "Flat Pack." It doesn't matter what the genre is; gooey romance ("Alex & Emma"), goofy romance ("My Super Ex-Girlfriend"), crime comedy ("Mini's First Time"), sci-fi ("Idiocracy"), family entertainment ("Hoot") or shock horror ("Vacancy"). In each case, Owen and Andrew's younger bro has been a box office no-show. Wilson is hoping that by cozying up to Jessica Simpson for his next release, the romantic comedy "Blonde Ambition," he can bring his tenure as the "Ashley" of the Wilson clan to an end. If that fails, he may want to follow in the footsteps of his fellow Occidental College alum, Ben Affleck -- and try his hand at directing.

hugh grantHugh Grant: Just a few months ago, the British actor was the subject of fawning profiles in magazines such as Vogue, all of which celebrated the "Music and Lyrics" star as a misunderstood genius. Turns out that may all be a load of baked beans. Listen up, mate: When you choose to still live on the same street as your leggy ex-girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley, chances are the paparazzi will regularly try to push you past the edge of reason. And if you're going to get into a rugby scrum with a photographer, like the fracas this past Tuesday, for God's sake choose your weapons more wisely. Groceries, no; those keys you had in your other hand, better. A Divine Brown bobble head -- perfect!

john mccainSenator John McCain: The Beltway's answer to Bob Hope needs to hire new joke writers, and fast. On the heels of his misguided cover version of the Beach Boys classic "Barbara Ann" (he sang it as "Bomb Iran"), the man who has made more appearances on "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" than any other guest began his latest appearance this week with a bomb. Literally. By joking that he had considered bringing back an IED (Improvised Explosive Device) from his recent visit to Iraq and plant it under Stewart's desk, McCain foolishly trivialized the number one cause of U.S. casualties in the Iraq war. Put it this way: If Senator John Kerry had made the remark, right wing bloggers would be calling for his head -- again.

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kt    

Luke and Affleck should thank the skies every morning they wake up for the 'luck' they've had in making so much money and having absolutely ZERO talent and D-U-L-L personalities and screen presence! Both need to go away and retire and give opportunities to other deserving, presently unknown actors!
(did you hear that, studios???) (it doesn't matter who their co-stars are, they ruin any film just by opening their mouths!)

2672 days ago
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annab    

SHERYL CROWE SHOULD USE HER HAND TO WIPE HER ASS :) THEN THE REST OF US CAN USE ALL THE T PAPER WE WANT!

2671 days ago
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mickey lou    

Sure you were only kidding Sheryl! Once the world started making fun of you, you decide to sing a different tune!The Sheryl Crowr's of the world want the little people to conserve while the Hollywood brats travel in private jets & run their airconditioners all yr. round.

2671 days ago
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Hal    

An idiot should have known she was joking! Surely nobody thinks she was serious (other than Rosie, and I would imagine she needs a roll to wipe her fat ass--if she can reach it).

2671 days ago
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Cici    

Does anyone really care about the political opinions of Sheryl Crowe, Rosie, Sean Penn, etc...Singers, Actors, Comedians, entertainment professionals should stick to what they do best ENTERTAIN. They always look and sound so stupid and incredible naive when they get on their soapboxes and impose their views about politics on the rest of us.

What they actually know about politics and government affairs would fill a thimble, at best. Geezus, they're so tiresome! Just sing, dance, act, make people laugh. Other than that - please...shut the hell UP and get over your self!!

2671 days ago
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Me!    

I'm also pretty sure McCain told Stewart he wanted to know where his dogs were so he could kick one. That's really not a trait I want in a president.

2671 days ago
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jake    

The truth is that everyone must see Luke Wilson's latest -- VACANCY -- it is a nail biter and one of the best thrillers of its kind. Not to be missed, it will have you on the edge of your seat.

2670 days ago
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meeper    

Sheryl Crowe should stick to singing. She lacks gravitas for an activist. Sing, Sheryl, sing.

2670 days ago
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I love Dwayne    

Doesn't anyone remember that he was in that HUGE hit 'Legally Blonde'?

2670 days ago
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just a thought    

I like Luke Wilson!

2670 days ago

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