You're in luck. Because a TMZ staffer scored a ticket to night two of Britney's "secret" tour, you've got a front row seat to the show, er, concert, er performance, er... whatever.
After a two hour delay, excited fans began chanting her name. Then the wigged singer finally hit the stage, and the crowd went completely nuts. But wait- is she chewing gum?!? Damn. Lip synching AND chewing. She really IS talented.
Her fans, however couldn't care less and rocked out to exactly 12 minutes of her "vocals." Money well spent.