The Role of Sporty Spice Will Be Played by David

1. posh needs to eat. Looks stupid to be that skinny yet have oversized boobs.

Posted at 12:10PM on May 3rd 2007 by Lynn

2. He looks like Sting.

Posted at 12:13PM on May 3rd 2007 by sara

3. His wife looks like a buggy eyed lizard faced alien

Posted at 12:13PM on May 3rd 2007 by Space Between Ears

4. Gawd, I sure hope that Scaree Spices milk jugs don't explode and start spraying milk all over the damn place!!!

Posted at 12:16PM on May 3rd 2007 by Space Between Ears

5. She does need to EAT.. and a lot if you ask me.. she has lost her SEXY'ness (is that a word..lol)... she' does'nt even look pretty any more.

Posted at 12:28PM on May 3rd 2007 by Dani

6.
POSH AND BECKS ARE SCAREY UGLY.

Posted at 12:32PM on May 3rd 2007 by steve

7. These two will soon have a rude awakening!

Posted at 12:40PM on May 3rd 2007 by lana

8. Posh looks REALLY weird. Like an older celeb who is trying to make their face look young but really looks like a painted corpse.

Posted at 12:45PM on May 3rd 2007 by isthatforreal

9. Have any of you ever thought that maybe she's just skinny because that's the way her body is?? That's the way I am and I get lectured all the time. "You need to put some meat of your bones", "you need to start eating more"...F@#$ OFF!! I know that, and I do eat! But the fact is: I CAN'T HELP IT. I'm always going to be skinny. I'm not going to start eating fatty things that are unhealthy just to put on a few pounds to impress people. And I don't blame her for not doing that either. Maybe she can't either. Why do people mock us?? It's almost to the point where morbid obesity is more acceptable than being underweight. Besides: not everyone likes to stuff their faces like most people do.

Posted at 1:25PM on May 3rd 2007 by .

10. Old Spice.

Posted at 1:26PM on May 3rd 2007 by jen

11.

#10: NOT EVERYONE LIKES TO BINGE AND PURGE LIKE YOU EITHER!!!!!

CARE FOR A BARF BAG SICKO?????

Posted at 1:43PM on May 3rd 2007 by DANSY

12. its funny how people always say that the spice girls are old, becasue every single one of them is YOUNGER then other pop stars such as Gwen Stefani and Jennifer Lopez who are never accused of being old.

Posted at 2:11PM on May 3rd 2007 by chris

13. Ever notice how she NEVER smiles? I guess you get a perpetual scowl when you don't eat.

Posted at 2:36PM on May 3rd 2007 by Wake Up

14. See Dansy's post is exactly what I mean. I have never binged or purged. But people assume.

Posted at 3:12PM on May 3rd 2007 by .

15. Houston...Victoria's got a problem! She obviously started out thinking she had to be rail thin to be sophisticated or cool....but has now become an ugly....pathetic looking creature...whatever looks she had...are gone. The big boobs look cartoonish...not unlike millions of other women who look the same...thinking no one can tell the difference between natural...G-d given breasts and these dime a dozen soccer balls implanted on their chests. Funny...but they might all take a lesson from the likes of Keira Knighley....Cameron Diaz....Kerry Washington...Alicia Keys..Charlize Theron....Eva Longoria...Sarah Michelle Geller...Natalie Portman...to name a few! Sexy is not about boobs....but don't tell that to all those clones out there....you know...the ones never seen in public without their standard tight tee shirts or low-cut tops or dresses..............wouldn't want to burst their little bubbles...

Posted at 3:57PM on May 3rd 2007 by ellie