1. Elliot the flunkie,

In the words of Donald Trump, "You're Fired"!

Posted at 12:19AM on May 7th 2007 by RP

2. That judge sounds mean.

Posted at 12:23AM on May 7th 2007 by Anonymouse

3. her publicist is a total DIVA!

Posted at 12:31AM on May 7th 2007 by dAI

4. WOW, I wonder how much he got paid to say that???? Or how much is his book deal???
Please if the judge dosn't believe you why do you think that anyone else will?????

Posted at 12:40AM on May 7th 2007 by Respect41Self

5. No press for Paris is good press for everyone!!!! Let's see how long see will have her show???? It needs to go like Paris needs to go take a lesson in "REAL LIFE".

Posted at 12:43AM on May 7th 2007 by Respect41Self

6. omg! At the next appeal this will probably used to get her off,and she will continue to drive recklessly.She will be laughing all the to the bank (so to speak).But what has she done for her dui? Did she learn anything? I think not and how do you get in your car at night and not turn your lights on? The only time I can think of is if one is drinking or using drugs. Who knows what will happen now.

Posted at 12:46AM on May 7th 2007 by allison

7. Lets not mince words, Elliot. Who are you kidding? John Lennon must be laughing his ass off at you for ever taking the job of Putrid Hilton`s publicist. You lost all credibility years ago. Greedy with no pride! Pathetic!!

Posted at 12:47AM on May 7th 2007 by djmattn

8. Hmmmm..... money buys EVERYTHING!
This PR guy who is NOT responsible for Paris (who is the world's worthless human being) going to jail has to publicly apolgize to her and kiss her feet as she walks into jail !!! God I feel sorry for him! Paris DESERVES every bit of this sentence.
I give three cheers to this judge!

Posted at 12:52AM on May 7th 2007 by prettyinpink

9. Elloiot Mintz is her publist not her lawyer. Are we to believe that Mr. Mintz was practicing law without a license by telling Paris what she can legally do? I don't think so. Why the F would this stupid bitch ask this queen about legal advice when she has the cry baby Wessel Witzman to give her the high paid legal advice? That whole crew should be ashamed of themselves. Oh, my the way, before TMZ took it down, their was a photo of Kathy Hilton standing next to her daughter, basically topless at a party. Its no wonder Paris is so messed up.

Posted at 12:54AM on May 7th 2007 by Rosie O'donald

10. shut-up

Posted at 12:58AM on May 7th 2007 by givemeabreak

11. perjury is illegal! even for the wealthy! this is what you get for not taking the law seriously.

Posted at 1:03AM on May 7th 2007 by amytns

12. Elliot the minion, puleeeeeeeze !!! He is just trying to ride the Hiliton gravy train.
Ok, so Paris is a bit of an "air-head".....her social climbing mother did nothing to further her daughters education. That sex-tape should have been a "wake -up-call" for that stupid bunch . With that said I kinda feel bad for her because she has had very bad parenting....I wish Paris well, and I hope she gets her act together and volunteers somewhere in Africa or South America working with the underprivleged....she should also be made to clean cages at Animal Shelters in LA and maybe then she would see real suffering, and not use dogs as an accessory.

Posted at 1:05AM on May 7th 2007 by pariswuzpunkd

13. Give me a break!
It's called personal responsibility. The everyday person does not need a team of lawyers and a publicist to interpret a suspended license. She did the crime, so if she was too busy or too above finding out for herself what she can and can't do legally,then she has no one to blame but herself.
Could you imagine if everyday Mr. Joe Bluecollar pleaded "misinformed by my publicist"?
Driving drunk kills innocent people. There is never an excuse for it, EVER. If you can afford a team of high placed lackeys to read those big words for you, then you can also afford to call a cab (or text a limo)!

Posted at 1:09AM on May 7th 2007 by grey

14. Thank the judge in Paris's hearing! Here's how!
Body: Send your thanks to the judge in Paris's hearing and also urge him to refuse any plea bargains:

Michael T. Sauer, judge, Los Angeles County Superior Court (Metropolitan Courthouse, Dept. 60), 1945 S. Hill St., Los Angeles, CA 90007,

Pass on this address to everyone you know!

Posted at 1:12AM on May 7th 2007 by RP

15. ahhh..a publicist to the bitter end. This should be good for future clients to see how he will lie for his clients even when he is the scapegoat..Nice play Elliott but everyone knows only a moran wouldn' know they have a suspended license especially when that person signs a document stating she knows..duh!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:18AM on May 7th 2007 by gwen0