Elliot Mintz No Longer on Paris Patrol

HA Iknew it.

Mintz-

You might want to leave that last lame attempt at spin doctoring off the ol resume. Seriously, what happened? Did you find an old stash from the John and Yoko days?

Jail.....it's a good thing!

One bologna sandwich for lunch....sixty-three cents


One orange jumpsuit....nine dollars


Getting forcibly tattooed by five of your new BFF's....PRICELESS!

How pitiful is this that a grown woman at 26 years old has no idea following a court hearing that her license is suspended. She has a high-priced attorney representing her and she is relying on a publicist for guidance?

I used to think the whole Paris thing was sad. But it's gone way beyond sad. The whack job parents should be ashamed of themselves for their part in creating this train wreck. It's absurd that Kathy Hilton has the nerve to condemn the judge or prosecutor for making sure her daughter doesn't make a mockery of the judicial system (which is something giving that we're talking about LALA Land)

No amount money will fix what's happening in this family's life. What's going to happen when the last two young Hilton's get out there? Hopefully they will want to avoid the spectacle that is their sister's life.

Isn't it amazing that most people understand what the Hiltons will never comprehend...it's better to have a life with a modest amount of money based in reality, than a life of wealth that doesn't have any basis in the real world. They may be irritating and infurating, but you can't help but pity them.

Dear Sir or Madam;

If you could please forward this on to Mr. Elliot Mentz, myself and my orgainization would be most apprecitive.
President The Tommy Foundation
Mr. Thomas E. Kelly

Dear Elliot:

I have been trying to make recontact with you. Please write to me at the above foundation.
Thank you.
Your old friend,
Tommy

To all else;

Please think of "Justice" be for you you agree to put anyone in jail. Do we know all the circumstances? No of course not. Then what gives us the right to any judgement? I say make a forgiving judement if any at all. Why? Because each one of us who is without fault should throw the first stone, and at that, they should be the only ones throwing anything around. Including judgements.
A very discusated with this pannel, individual.
Mr.T. Kelly
P.S.
Reserve your judgements for the real criminals that reside in Washington D.C..
t

With all due respect, Mr. Kelly, I think it IS fair to be commenting on Paris' predicament. She has already been found guilty of DUI and placed on probation (which she violated twice!). There's really no speculation in this case.

I know of your organization and the fine work it does in bringing awareness to missing children. I hope you continue with tremendous success for your foundation. We just happen to disagree on the issue of commenting on Paris.

Also, you might want to go through the normal Hollywood channels to contact Mr. Mintz. TMZ is not likely to forward the post you made.

Oh haaaaaaaa....in response to the poster below:

"100. Don't you people get it? Paris is better then all of you! You don't drive a new Bentley. You couldn't get into any of the Hollywood clubs that she gets into. You losers could ever afford any of the cloths she wears. Tinkerbells dog leash and collier is worth more then your whole waredrobe! You Idiots. You are nobodies. She is somebody.We love you Paris. You sould have canned that moron publist a long time ago. If it was not for him, this would not be happening to you. And you people who are putting her mother down are nothing but low fife creeps! Why shouldn't her mother stick up for her. She is a loving mother. We love you Paris.

Posted at 10:34AM on May 7th 2007 by Paris is a victim"

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Hey.....be careful who you're calling a low fife creep....i don't have a fife in my house and i don't know how to play a damned fife...i thought they were big during the revolutionary war...and i think you have also lost your mind

no offense intended

I am the worldwide author of "Prison Of My Own," a true story of how our family survived the nightmare of my husband being sent to prison for 18 to life for murdering his mistress. I am also a public speaker and counself prison families and prisoner's children. I think Paris needs help from someone who understands the fear of being behind bars, how it will impact her life and I'd be honored to be contacted by Elliot Mintz or anyone who knows her personally to help her make this adjustment and share what this experience will be like. I'd like to inspire her with our story, which is far from what she is facing, yet very similar. When anyone goes to prison for anything, it is stripping away all that you hold dear and being left with the bare essentials. I'd like to help Paris and let her see that good can come from it. Just read our story. ABC News 20/20 is going to be airing it soon. I'm available and I'd like to help her through this experience, from our own journey through years of prison time....Paris, if you let God work on you when you've behind those prison walls, miracles can happen!