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Paris WILL Do the Time

5/8/2007 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris HiltonParis Hilton could break out of her 45-day jail sentence six days ahead of schedule -- but only if she's on her best behavior. In other words, she MUST serve 39 days minimum, and there's no way out earlier.

TMZ has learned that Hilton is eligible for a "Good Time/Work Time" credit, a federal mandate which offers a chance to leave the joint early -- for inmates sentenced to 11 days or more. According to the mandate, every four days that an inmate spends behind bars "in an acceptable manner" will count as six. So, as long as Paris doesn't smuggle in a BlackBerry or stab a fellow inmate with a shank carved from a bar of soap -- she should be back at Hyde after just 39 orange jumpsuit-clad days!

Another way Hilton could be released sooner is if the jails became overcrowded in a short period of time due to a special circumstance, like a giant city-wide riot. A federal order would allow the most non-violent offenders to be released first to make room.

Police sources tell us that the Hollywood hills resident will enjoy a 24-person POD for "special needs inmates," and she'll be bunking with a fellow convict. Finally, being a socialite comes in handy!

The judge has ordered that the celebutante is to receive "no alternative sentencing," which means no work furlough, no home detention, and no city jail programs. And you thought being an heiress was easy.

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Matt    

Having experienced jail myself I don't feel that the sentence Paris is receiving is in anyway outlandish or exaggerated because of her celebrity status. 45-days in jail is an appropriate and typical sentence for her list of charges and probation violation. The judge did not make any special differentiation between her and the ordinary citizen, he sentenced her as he saw fit and according to my experience in the courtrooms it is not unusual for people to be sentenced to jail for driving with a suspended license. I have witnessed individuals sentenced to 1 year in jail for three of these infractions, and remeber she also has a DUI.
She should be comforted to know she only has to serve 45-days in jail, it is usually 90-days. As for the special-needs sectional of the jail-house, I think everyone should understand that this does not mean "jail-free" but all it means is that these individuals either have some sort of handicap or differentiation that calls for them to be segregated from general population. There really isn't much of any advantage to this kind of housing, in truth it is generally the same. When looking at this case you have to consider the fact that most people would face a similar sentence for the same infractions, she is just being held to the same set of lawful standards that we are all expected to adhere to. When I broke the law and was sentenced to jail I didn't complain and whine about it, I knew the consequences before I committed my crimes, and besides, "ignorance of the law (as a judge would say) is no excuse."

2665 days ago
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AJsandiego    

I think Paris should serve all her jail time. She only served 3 days in jail and her mommy and daddy got her out. If this was any one of us (not celebrities) we would be doing the full time in jail, plus pay a huge fee, community service, drivers license suspended for a year, etc. Remember this isnt Paris's first offense either driving drunk behind the wheel. When is all this going to stop? When she finally kills someone!

It should not matter if you are a celebrity, or if you have money so you can buy people off....If her mom and dad bought off people they should be put into jail for "bribery" which is also a crime in the state of California. Paris did the crime and she MUST do the time!

2659 days ago
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Lucifer Tiddeys    

Everyone knows JAIL is the new RE-HAB. Once again, Paris boldly leads us fashionistas and trend setters to that which is hip and happenin'.

FYI, I understand the judge assigned to the case is a Regan Appointee, his views are Extreme Right Wing, his peer reviews are consistantly rock bottom and as for job performance---with 35 years experience in law, he has been assigned to light weight cases normally reserved for neophyte Judges.

2658 days ago
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qwkinuf    

NEWS FLASH

The Twin Towers professional staff has positively diagnosed Paris Hilton’s condition.

Miss Hilton has been confirmed to be suffering from an advanced case of HUTAS (Head Up The Ass Syndrome). Hilton exhibits the advanced symptoms related to a patient with their head clearly up their ass. It is known that if HUTAS isn’t diagnosed and treated in its early stages, the condition suffocates the brain and leads to irreversible systemic damage. Symptoms are characterized by a lack of intelligence, muffled hysteria and blind arrogance which enlarges the head making it more difficult to cure the disease.

Treatment for HUTAS includes applying repeated and sufficient force to each side of the buttocks with one’s foot. Having the patient walking or running while their buttocks is booted builds psychological remedy for the patient and satisfaction for the treatment specialist. Most professionals agree that in Miss Hilton’s case, several hundred treatment sessions will be required to obtain full remission. Due to the expected long and arduous recovery period, it is recommended that the public at large be recruited to administer treatments.



2657 days ago
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Jonathan Abbinante    

LAS VEGAS ROCKIN REALTOR WILL BE SELLING THAT HOT JAIL BABE PARIS

ONE HOT SERIOUS LAS VEGAS PENT HOUSE AS SOON AS SHE IS OUT OF

THE SLAMA. THE POSER/CLOSER OF LAS VEGAS,, YES THAT GUY THAT DOESNT SUFFER FROM PLEASURE ANXIETY WILL BE SHOWING PARIS HOT VEGAS
CONDOS .

2656 days ago
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Bryan Valenzuela    

UNDER THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. WE AS THE PEOPLE ENJOY SOMETHING CALLED THE FREEDOM TO TRAVEL. A DRIVER LICENCE IS ONLY ACTUALLY REQUIRED OF US TO OPPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE UPON THE ROADS AND BYWAYS OF AMERICA IF WE ARE ENGUAGED IN COMMERCE.

IN OTHER WORDS, UNLESS MISS HILTON WAS ENGUAGED IN A COMMERCIAL ACTIVITY WHILE DRIVING, SHE DID NOT VIOLATE ANY LAW. I AM SURPRISED THAT HER ATTORNEY WAS NOT AWARE OF THIS.

A PERSON ENJOYS THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL UNDER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE ALL BEEN LED TO BELIEVE THAT DRIVING IS A PRIVILAGE AND IS THUS REGULATED. DRIVING A VEHICLE FOR A PURPOSE OF COMMERCE IS WHERE HAVING A DRIVER LICENCE FALLS INTO PLAY.

KNOW THE LAW. AND YOU COULD AVOID GOING TO JAIL PARIS HILTON.

IT IS SAD THAT MISS HILTON IS BEING USED TO MAKE THE WHOLE OF THE POPULATION BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE SERVANTS. LOOK, CAN YOU SEE, EVEN THE RICH AND POPULAR PARIS HILTON MUST BOW DOWN TO THE PUPPET MASTERS.

I THINK SHE SHOULD FLEE THE COUNTRY INSTEAD OF BOWING DOWN TO SUCH FRAUD. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO FREE TRAVEL UNDER THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. IF THERE IS NO COMMERCE BEING ENGUAGED IN BY A DRIVER, THEN THAT DRIVER ENJOYS THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL UNDER THE FEDERAL CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. PERIOD.

HOW IS IT THAT WE HAVE ALL BECOME SO MUCH LIKE SCARED AND IGNORANT CHILDREN IN THE SIGHT OF THESE JUDGES? WE PLAY THE GAME THAT THEY MADE FOR US TO FIT WITHIN. THE GAME THAT BENIFITS THEM EACH TIME THEY SENTANCE US TO JAIL OR PRISION. OH YES, THEY RECIEVE BENIFITS. IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN ACT OF COMMERCE ITSELF.

SAY NO PARIS HILTON. STAND UP AND MAKE AN EXAMPLE FOR THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. USE YOUR NAME AND YOUR STATURE TO BRING THE TRUTH TO LIGHT.

-Bryan Valenzuela

2668 days ago
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Bryan Valenzuela    

I READ THE COMMENTS OF MANY PEOPLE HERE AND IT REALLY IS SAD. YOU ARE ALL SUCH SYCHOFANTS. SO EGER TO PLEASE THE SYSTEM THAT ENSLAVES YOU ALL.

UNDER THE COMMON LAW, A PERSON MUST INJUR A PARTY BEFORE BEING CONSIDERED TO HAVE COMMITTED A CRIME.

THE STATUES ARE NOT LAW. THEY ARE WRITTEN TO RESEMBLE LAW.

VERY FEW OF YOU DESERVE THE FREEDOM THAT YOU BELIEVE YOURSELVES TO ENJOY. YOU ARE ACTUALLY NO BETTER THAN A FREED SLAVE. AND THE 14TH AMMENDMENT WAS USED TO MAKE ALL OF YOU NOTHING MORE THAN FREED SLAVES. AND AS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW OR THE CONSTITUTION WHICH WAS GIVEN TO YOU, YOU ARE ALL QUITE UNKNOWINGLY THROWN INTO THE STATUS OF BEING CHATTLE PROPERTY. AND THE STATE AND ITS SYSTEM CONTROLS AND OWNS YOU.

PARIS HILTON PROBABLY FEELS THE TRUTH OF HER SITUATION, BUT HAS HAD NO ONE SAVVY ENOUGH TO TELL IT TO HER. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL UNDER THE CONSTITIUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. A DRIVER LICENCE IS ONLY NEEDED BY LAW IF YOU ARE ENGUAGED IN COMMERCE UPON THE MOTERWAYS AND BYWAYS OF THIS NATION.

WHY HAVE WE ALL BECOME CONVINCED THAT RIGHT IS LEFT AND THAT LEFT IS WRONG?

GO ALL THE WAY LEFT PARIS HILTON. I THINK YOU SHOULD.

-Bryan Valenzuela

2668 days ago
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Michael    

I doubt she will spend a full day in jail. Anyway, it is a great move for her career/fame.

2691 days ago
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meeper    

I understand Hilton will be in a special, secure, private section in prison for persons with 'celebrity' and not in the general population. She felt she could act and behave with impunity. Laws aren't made for her. She transcends the law. And 45 days isn't enough!

2691 days ago
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allison    

SHE CERTAINLY QUALIFIES UNDER SPECIAL NEEDS ! (haha) But as for special treatment,this girl will learn nothing.She should be treated like any other person. As many times as she was pulled over you cant make me believe she did not know about her licience being suspended. Govenor Arnold do not help her out,this girl needs a wake up call big time! It would be on you if she gets in trouble again or hurt or kills someone next time.

2691 days ago
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Shannon    

I'm sure she'll get out of it. Look at OJ, he killed 2 people and is still walking around free.

2691 days ago
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MrParisHilton    

I also think its a great business move, she will pull even more ahead with jail time. Stay strong Paris.

2691 days ago
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Lenn K.    

She will not spend one day in jail. Too much money, too popular and too much juice!!

2691 days ago
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Janice    

She really does deserve the appeal especially after the spectical the judge made in church on Sunday. After all people we are not hanging Osama Binladin. This is a Motor Vehichle violation. I wish you people would put the effort into finding osama as you put into hanging Paris.

2691 days ago
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dmcgee    

Kathy Hilton made a comment to the prosecutor, 'You're pathetic!' Well, maybe, just maybe she should look at her daughter. She is the poster child for pathetic. What will it take for all these spoiled-rich-brat-way-over-paid-no-talent (Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, Britney Spears) people to learn that they CANNOT be above the law, and that money doesn't make you a class act celebrity. Imagine the heartbreak of a parent that will lose their child to a drunk or coked-up 'celebrity'. The judges need to grow a set and finally make these people accountable. Isn't that what being a responsible human being really means? Being accountable for our actions. There, I feel better now!

2691 days ago
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