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5/9/2007 2:52 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Rocker Turns Hasselhoff into Punchline

Rob Zombie's got a secret weapon for getting paparazzi off his back -- The Hoff!

TMZ caught the rocker-turned-horror-movie-director trying to fend off photogs outside Il Sole last night. After telling our camera that he didn't "have anything exciting planned," Zombie said the real story would be a shot of who was inside -- joking that David Hasselhoff was in the restaurant getting "tanked." KITT was not parked with the valet.

Also in L.A.: Tennis vixen Maria Sharapova was spotted leaving Mr. Chow, David Weintraub hit up Parc and 18-year-old celebuspawn Rumer Willis snuck out the back door of Hyde.

It was ladies night in NYC -- with Lindsay Lohan partying after her "Georgia Rule" premiere, and the Olsen twins, Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse heading to the Gramercy Park Hotel. The original Fergie, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, was also caught last night in New York, and Hayden Panettiere was out late with her jailbait friends.

All this and more in today's Wimbledon-worthy edition of Star Catcher.

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Judibabesiowa:  1741 days ago

www.myspace.com/hiltonhotelprotest

ME AGAIN!!!!

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yoda:  1741 days ago

Hasselhoff getting tanked - ROFL

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anthonysdreamgirl**:  1741 days ago

Rob Zombie kicks ass! ;-)

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Angie:  1741 days ago

Rob Zombie is so hot!!!! yum!!!

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Angela:  1740 days ago

Rob is soo effin hot... mmmm
DONT HASSLE THE HOFF LMAO!!

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maryellen:  1740 days ago

>>>>>>>perfect threesome, the girls who snort togeather, stay togeather kate, linsleeze, and annoying whineramy.

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iHMB:  1740 days ago

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If you hate your boss or you have a funny story about them, report it here! Start up the new cult trend ANONYMOUSLY reporting bad boss behaviour!

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Morteus:  1740 days ago

Addiction is a disease kids.

Rob Zombie obviously needs a little class. What's next...jokes about people with MS?
I wonder if he is going to make a joke of Michael J. Fox next.

Hey Zombie.....I heard Tammy faye is dying of cancer! That should keep you laughing for a long time! Dumb ass!!

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anthonysdreamgirl**:  1740 days ago

Yes, Morteus, but a self-inflicted disease that is preventable is different than cancer...

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