Can Someone Help Jessica Get Dry?

5/14/2007 11:55 AM PDT
For some reason, Jessica Alba is soaking wet -- and the only help she's getting is from a portable heater? What kind of a country is this?

The "Fantastic Four" stunner was in the midst of a photo shoot in Malibu on Friday, and found herself on the beach in this alluring pose -- while cold and moist.

It's an outrage that a celebrity should be left cold and wet on the beach. An outrage!