Cuban slams Trump's real estate/business ventures (Trump Water anyone?) and gives the Combover King backhanded suggestions for staying in the public eye -- in order to remain even remotely relevant. Besides doing the lecture circuit on How to Single-Handedly Destroy Your Own Brand, Mark suggests Donald should try out for VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club" and "I Love New York," or replace his public enemy #1, Rosie O'Donnell, on "The View." Oh lord! And you think Elisabeth is irritating?!
Finally, Cuban challenges Trump to another season of "The Apprentice," Moron vs. Moron -- starring Rosie and the Donald's trophy wife, Melania -- deciding Cuban and Trump's fate in the boredroom. Only if the chair is an option!