Celebrity Feuds
Cuban to Trump: You're Tired!

Composite of Mark Cuban and Donald TrumpDallas Mavericks' owner Marc Cuban has lashed out on his blog (natch) at fellow billionaire buffoon, Donald Trump, for essentially getting fired, now that "The Apprenctice" has been left off the NBC fall season. Hey Mark, how'd "The Benefactor" work out for ya?!

Cuban slams Trump's real estate/business ventures (Trump Water anyone?) and gives the Combover King backhanded suggestions for staying in the public eye -- in order to remain even remotely relevant. Besides doing the lecture circuit on How to Single-Handedly Destroy Your Own Brand, Mark suggests Donald should try out for VH1's "Celebrity Fit Club" and "I Love New York," or replace his public enemy #1, Rosie O'Donnell, on "The View." Oh lord! And you think Elisabeth is irritating?!

Finally, Cuban challenges Trump to another season of "The Apprentice," Moron vs. Moron -- starring Rosie and the Donald's trophy wife, Melania -- deciding Cuban and Trump's fate in the boredroom. Only if the chair is an option!

Tags: Donald Trump, DonaldTrump, Mark Cuban, MarkCuban, The Apprentice, TheApprentice

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1. Looks like it's Karma-catch-up time for Tronald Dump.

Posted at 4:56PM on May 22nd 2007 by tommie T

2. No, I don't find Elisabeth irritating. Not only do we agree on a lot of the issues, she's about as hot as they come. Cept for that whole pregnant deal. Though swollen bewbies are nice.

Posted at 6:34PM on May 22nd 2007 by Doug

3. Give him hell Mark !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:38PM on May 22nd 2007 by Pleaseeeeeeeee

4. Trump has fashioned himself after dictators and kings; he has created his own reality from hyperbole, self justification, cruelty and ignorance. There will be no saving grace for this man unless he decides to step out of his kingdom, his ivory tower and take a good long look at the real world, at real news, at self awareness, kindness and knowledge...and practice these things. I used to think he was kinda entertaining until I realized how superficial his beliefs and needs were and how cruel he could be to non-trophy women. He is a woefully shameful "figure head" for American men. I hope they realize that.

Posted at 1:43PM on May 22nd 2007 by Holly

5. Why is The Donalds face always for red? It looks like a yeast infection. Does it itch and burn. There are meds for that.

Posted at 2:01PM on Nov 7th 2007 by Sherry

6. Was never a big fan of Grump, oops Trump, but did watch the apprentice. After his feud with Rosie and him bragging about how great he was, it was over for me. I'm glad his show was dumped. These people need to keep their egos private

Posted at 1:48PM on May 22nd 2007 by kshel

7. Trump is a bald, bloated, and broke insecure old man.His day in the sun is overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.Can you imagine someone of the ilk of Warren Buffet, or Bill Gates acting like this juvenile blowhard.

Posted at 2:02PM on May 22nd 2007 by Ebony

8. NO LEFTIST TMZ, I DIDN'T THINK ELIZABETH WAS ANNOYING. SHE IS THE ONLY PERSON ON THAT SHOW THAT HAS A BRAIN AND MAKES ANY SENSE.

NOTE TO TMZ:

You may try to hire a person that isn't a liberal and somone that isn't gay! I happen have it on good authority that you have at least one writer working for you that is gay, which is fine--there is nothing wrong w/ that. However, the progay liberal agenda is getting old. So great, be proud and whoever you are, but please please LEAVE THE AGENDA AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:02PM on May 22nd 2007 by Lindsay

9. Hey Mark,
You can talk about Trump's failures, but I got one word for ya...GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS BABY!!!!!
How many NBA trophies are on your mantle....ZERO.....YOU'RE FIRED!!
And MY BITCH!!!
Don Nelson

Posted at 2:12PM on May 22nd 2007 by Don Nelson

10. Mark Cuban is as relevant as last weeks kareoke winner at the local pub! Look who wants to lecture someone, the poster boy for how not to act like an adult club owner, Mark "the whiner" Cuban..... puhleez, somebody muzzle him!!!

Posted at 2:20PM on May 22nd 2007 by Romeo752

11. OPEN LETTER TO DONALD TRUMP:

FINALLY! THE OPPORTUNITY TO SEE YOU GO TOE-TO-TOE WITH ANOTHER GUY. YOU PICKED ON MARTHA AND ROSIE, NOW LET THE PIT BULL IN YOU ATTACK MARK CUBAN. PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS TOUGH GUY.

LET'S SEE WHAT YOUR REALLY MADE OF AND DON'T HOLD BACK. NOW THIS IS ENTERTAINMENT!!!!!!!

Posted at 2:31PM on May 22nd 2007 by Get Real

12. I can only think about the people Trump bitched at for being "a quitter" before they were fired.....

Posted at 2:37PM on May 22nd 2007 by whatever you say

13. lol

Posted at 2:55PM on May 22nd 2007 by jazi

14. i'd say it would be funny to see these two go at it, except it would be too frickin boring to even watch!

lindsay, you're getting old. i realize this is just a site on which to rant and get out the day's stresses, but your silliness is so tiresome. if you dont like TMZ, just go to another site with your "bent".

Posted at 3:13PM on May 22nd 2007 by kim

15. I'd like to see the Donald on Extreme Makeover, starting with a new hairdo.
They could take 15 - 20 years off him. Then we'd get 20 extra years of....oh, never mind.

Posted at 3:14PM on May 22nd 2007 by i2ndThat

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