Celebrity Justice
Paris' Cell Mate Hand-Picked

TMZ has learned Paris Hilton's cell mate has already been selected.

Officials at the jail where Paris will do time have decided an inmate who is doing time for reckless driving will be the perfect match for Paris. Sources tell TMZ that jailers were looking for someone who they believe will not try to cash in on Hilton's stay. The woman is already in the cell that Paris will be in ... waiting for a touch of Hilton.

Sources also tell TMZ that jailers are already conducting searches of anything electronic -- they are prohibiting cameras, cell phones and Celeb Mugshots gallery: Click to lauch gallerythe like. We're told a memo has gone out to the staff, warning them that anyone who takes pictures of Paris will be disciplined -- i.e., fired.

Our sources say a "written protocol" has already been prepared especially for Paris' stay, detailing "when and how things should be done for her."

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31. Hand picked? Of course she is going to say she won't "cash in" on Paris! Who wouldn't, then when your released, run for the nearest tabloid and make some $$$$$ I would!!!

Posted at 2:18PM on May 30th 2007 by Dr. Ruth

32. PA-LEEZ!!!!!!!!! The wench should do the whole time and put her in general population. WTF? If this was any of us regular Joe blows, there would be no breaks. Hey ho, can you say 'THATS HOT" now? Or perhaps it will be the carpet muncher in the top bunk that will be quoting you now....

Posted at 2:20PM on May 30th 2007 by PaRiS is a HO!

33. #34.....was typing the exact same thing!! Probably Kathy HIlton posting that....LOL

Posted at 2:21PM on May 30th 2007 by Pleaseeeeeeeee

34.
PARIS HILTON ISN'T ANY BETTER THAN THE NEXT PERSON

SHE SHOULD GO TO JAIL 45 DAYS AND BE DONE WITH IT .

DO YOU REALLY SEE MONEY MAKING PARIS HAPPY????

ANSWER IS NOOOOOOO.

PARIS HILTON WILL NEVER BE HAPPY , NO MATTER WHAT

LIES SHE OR HER FAMILY SAYS .............SHE'S VERY UNHAPPY

YOU CAN SEE THAT .

PARIS HILTON AND HER ENTIRE FAMILY USING THERE

LAST NAME TO BENEFIT THEM ............THAT'S NOT GOOD.

Posted at 2:25PM on May 30th 2007 by MONEY WILL NEVER MAKE PARIS HILTON HAPPY OR ANYTHING ELSE ,,,,,,

35.
Don't tell Paris...
but the crews that handle the meals
and distribute the commissary snacks
are poised to contaminate everything Paris receives,
if Paris disrespects any of the inmates.

Posted at 2:22PM on May 30th 2007 by Ra

36. Hey PIE!!! Put the crack pipe down. You are definately delusional. She is NOT ANY BETTER than a common street walker with cash.

Posted at 2:25PM on May 30th 2007 by PaRiS is a HO!

37. I am not gay - but I don't think any self respecting lesbian would want a taste of that herpetic vampire.

Posted at 2:25PM on May 30th 2007 by Startmakingsense

38. How you doing CoCo, its been awhile, since I have seen you standing by the bus stop ready to throw a couple clones onto the short yellow bus. It is true, wonky eye Parasite is still oozing glistening slime on the streets from the snail trail she leaves behind. Parasite has been Dumb Blonde Middle School nurse's office plenty of times and our resident care taker Nurse Ratchet has tried to cure that lazy eye issue with bi-weekly physical therapy. Soon as it is getting back to normal, the clone takes her protective face shield off her helmet and lets her boy toys poke her in the eye one more time. These clones never learn their lessons. Remember CoCo, money can buy you love, get you plenty of boy toys, BFFs, good dope and a private table at any one of La La Land's numerous underage drinking is allowed clubs with an illterate blind bouncer. But the one thing money can't buy is common sense.

Posted at 2:25PM on May 30th 2007 by Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

39. Doesn't the 8th Amendment prevent cruel and unusual punishment? I mean Cali bans the death penalty and if I had to share a cell with Paris I'd be like,"Just exicute me,Dammit!" That poor woman. Talk about learning a lesson the hard way!

Posted at 2:25PM on May 30th 2007 by Dawn

40. OMG. Why don't they just put her up in a tower of a castle for crying out loud.

Oh, let's not disrupt her perfect self, her perfect being JUST because she was born into a wealthy family!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This makes me sick! OUR TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK?!

Posted at 2:31PM on May 30th 2007 by Barf

41. her and her fish hook nose can drop dead for all i care.

if she owned up to what she did and stopped acting like the victim i might have a little respect for her.

Posted at 2:31PM on May 30th 2007 by sassy

42. Well since she is getting special treatment, there is no reason for her not to serve her entire sentence

Posted at 3:59PM on May 30th 2007 by goodlord

43. What's the point in putting her dumbass in jail if it's going to be like staying in a hotel. What a bunch of freakin' idiots. She will definitely NOT learn one thing from her mistakes. She'll be back in there within a year & maybe eventually they'll stop babying her sorry ass.

Posted at 3:05PM on May 30th 2007 by penny

44. 28. Because Paris is an important celebrity, she has to get special treatment, idiots.

Posted at 2:15PM on May 30th 2007 by Pie

Thats right, We cannot have her in with the poor ugly people . Come on , for god's sake.. Even you peons should be able to understand that.........

Posted at 2:33PM on May 30th 2007 by oprah is god.........

45. Why bother even sending her, this entire punishment has turned into a total joke of the Justice system.

Posted at 2:35PM on May 30th 2007 by TimTom

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