Paris: Like a Prayer

1. Why am I not surprised to hear that Paris is on her knees?

Posted at 4:03PM on May 31st 2007 by perezStinks

2. Oh give me a break!! That spoiled, self indulgent little tramp is going to spend a few "privileged" days in the county jail with a pre-selected bunk mate and she needs to find God? The moment she gets out she will revert back to her reckless ways. Spoiled brats like that expect the world handed to them on a platter and it's always about me, myself and I. She needs to find something worthwhile to do with her life and stop only thinking about herself.

Posted at 4:03PM on May 31st 2007 by AJ

3. Kind of a unique strategy for the Hiltons...the born-again Christian PR tactic. Interesting. Probably a smart move. It hasn't been done for awhile. Maybe Paris can pull it off. It will take all the "acting" skills she has! Do you think the public will fall for it? Amen.

Posted at 4:04PM on May 31st 2007 by Stephie_in_Tampa

4. I'm sorry, but WHY all this stupid, ridiculous drama over this litle rich girl going to jail for 23 days? 3 weeks of her rich, spoiled life. The media needs to get a life. This is NOT a story. Our wonderful servicemen and women who are risking their lives for our country - now that's a story. Paris Hilton - I just don't care. She committed a crime and has to pay a very tiny price in the scheme of things.

Posted at 4:07PM on May 31st 2007 by Julie

5. Mother Hilton - and I use the term very loosely is a DIM BULB!

Posted at 4:07PM on May 31st 2007 by verulamium

6. What day is she getting locked up, so our break from Paris news begins?

Posted at 4:09PM on May 31st 2007 by Erika

7. Can Sidney Poitier "Build them a chapel"?

Posted at 4:09PM on May 31st 2007 by Castra Regina

8. OH for god's sake, she is going to jail , for a few weeks! Its not like a life sentence for christ sake! Get over yourself girl!

Posted at 4:09PM on May 31st 2007 by Karen Walker

9. Paris and a pal attended an evening church service at Bel Air Presbyterian Church, which offers several classes on Tuesday evenings, including an Adult Discipleship class -- the perfect course for a future convict! TMZ spoke to one of the church's Bible Study leaders, who explained, "The bible is the key thing. Without the bible you don't have anything. You get to know who your God is." This might come in handy in jail!


The other Tuesday church group is "The Foundry," for ages 22-35, which according to their site, helps to "Grow them up in the likeness of Christ through small groups, and go out to serve with their gifts and passions." Retail therapy to save the world! Hoorah! Shop for Jesus!

Whichever class Paris attended, she is definitely on the road to scrubbing her sins away! Goodbye perdition, hello probation!



oh come on, when I worked for san Quentin as a Guard...I saw every nasty piece of life turn to GOD! and believe me, once they get out...its to hell with the Church..Parisite is no difference. Why go to church now when her skanky crabbytwat has never entered a church before..........Kathy Hilton (MAMA WHORE) needs a reality check..cause this whore Paris will always be many mens skanky ho. As for Kathy Hilton....take your whorish ass to some parenting class....Bitches like Kathy Hilton should have been sterilized at birth.

Posted at 4:12PM on May 31st 2007 by don

10. Hell's Hot!


TMZ spoke to one of the church's Bible Study leaders, who explained, "The bible is the key thing. Without the bible you don't have anything. You get to know who your God is."

Posted at 4:13PM on May 31st 2007 by Betty

11. To bad she is insincere. All for show.....if I had seen photos of her entering and leaving church BEFORE all this DUI situation - then MAYBE I would think she was somewhat sincere....But the only pics we see of her even near a church are AFTER the fact.

Posted at 4:31PM on May 31st 2007 by Victoria

12. Are all of the Hiltons inbred? That would surely explain their collective lack of intelligence.

Posted at 4:13PM on May 31st 2007 by Freakshow Fan

13. Paris is searching now because she is in the fox hole. I am sure she has quit drinking, is going to A.A., etc. Thing is, I am sure when her time is done she will go back to her old ways.
This is temporary, people. Trust me...

Posted at 4:15PM on May 31st 2007 by Amy

14. Look what hell you are putting your family thru, miss paris! And miss lindsay! Ever thought of that little brats? Then again the woman did raise this little brat. Never mind.

Posted at 4:16PM on May 31st 2007 by Sadie Mae Glutz

15. I HAVE TO STICK MY FINGER DOWN MY THROAT ON THIS ONE!

Posted at 4:16PM on May 31st 2007 by Doin the Rosary Beads