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Paris Didn't Have to Spread 'Em

6/6/2007 9:14 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton might not be adjusting to her new gray-barred home so well, but at least she didn't have to go through the cavity search when she got there.

A maintenance guy tells the New York Post that Paris was spared the humiliating probe -- "She didn't have to spread 'em," -- and sources tell the Post that the booking area was cleared when Paris checked in, which didn't endear Hilton to her fellow inmates. Still, yesterday, lest you think that she's getting special treatment, deputies rejected a couple deliveries for Paris, including a dozen roses and a fruit basket.

Also, out of left field (literally), a group of Idahoans (or are they?) have filed a petition with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger at, asking for the "eternal incarceration" of Paris. The petition claims to be the view of the "Idaho potato."

Meanwhile, her little brother Barron isn't having such a good time of it either, as Page Six reports, getting mugged outside a New York club at knifepoint -- until security guards scuttled the muggers. No one was hurt.

Jess and John -- Definitely Over, Probably

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer's on-off-on-off-whatever-again relationship is definitely over this time.

"It has been rocky and it had been rocky, and it reached the end of the road," says a source close to Mayer according to People. "It is definitely over -- the relationship has ended." Of course, then there's Jess' side, which says that they're done, but that they could always get back together. "This is the twelfth time they've broken up ... Who knows what the future will bring." We know.

K-Fed Too Busy to Take Actual Movie Role?

Kevin Federline -- remember him? -- isn't going to be in a movie with Keanu Reeves and Forest Whitaker, and hilariously enough, it's because he has "availability" issues. What, working too hard?

Federline, according to one report, was slated to appear in "Night Watch" with actual stars Reeves and Whitaker, but clears it up. "This is not true," according to a Fox Searchlight rep. "Kevin Federline was not cast." The rep says that the Federleezy was being considered for "a minor role," but he didn't get the part "due to his availability and our shooting schedule." Contain that snickering.

Oprah's Lady Parts Wear Red Leather Boots?

Sometimes, media oracle though she is, we have no idea what Oprah is talking about. When asked by about how much of Ralph Lauren's stuff she's got in her closet, she just went, uh, there: "I can never let anything go. I still have a pair of red patent-leather boots. Years ago, I watched the 'Vagina Monologues' and they said, 'What is your vagina wearing?' It's wearing Ralph Lauren red patent-leather boots." Maybe because they don't fit on her six-toed foot?

Party Favors: Dina Lohan -- Not Really a Former Rockette ... Cuba Gooding Saves Young Man's Life ... Taylor Hicks -- The Other Man

Dina Lohan always seems to be described as a former Rockette, but Page Six looked into it, and it just doesn't check out. They couldn't find any record of her having kicked up her heels at Radio City. ... Cuba Gooding, Jr. was waiting outside the famous Roscoe's House of Chicken 'n Waffles in L.A., when he saw a 20-year-old man bleeding after four gunshots, reports Gatecrasher. Cuba stopped the blood and called cops, and is credited with saving the young man's life. ... TMZ recently told you that Taylor Hicks has been cavorting with Milwaukee TV anchor Caroline Lyders. Now, Star (via MSNBC) says that Lyders' longtime boyfriend isn't so happy about it. Soul Patrol indeed.


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Of course they wouldn't let those guards cavity search her. Those guards would make a mint selling that story about what Paris' crack looks like.

2642 days ago


We all knew the Los Angeles jail system would lie about treating paris like everyone else. It has been special treatment since the first minute. Paris is a liar about the pay jail thing. The order from the Judge who gave her the sentence can be read online, and it specifically orders no pay jail. Everything she said before entering jail is as scripted and fake as her newly modes fashion sense, her going to church and her claim to be able to read the books that she made a media event of buying. She needs to get thrown in with the big girls and get her dirty whore ass kicked.

2642 days ago

castra regina    

No cavity search? Maybe that's where Saddam's WMD's are hidden.

2642 days ago


LOVE these witty TMZ writers!

So funny with the follow-ups to the recent pic of Oprah's 6- toed foot!!!

2642 days ago

Marshall Jefferson    

Why is Paris receiving "special" treatment?

Kevin should have taken the role!

Dina Lohan needs to stop trying to live through Lo Lo and get her act together.

2642 days ago


Go Cuba!!

2642 days ago

Dawn Day    

Lord knows Paris has spread it enough that we all have that nausiating image burned in our brains. They probably didn't have enough rubber gloves to protect themselves to do a cavity search!

2642 days ago


How would a maintenance guy know Paris didnt get a cavity? I didnt know maintenance guys stood in while they got performed!!! DUH!!!

2642 days ago


What did Paris smuggle in?

Best answer wins a photoshopped trophy.

2642 days ago


I'm sure Paris not suffering one bit.
As for Jessica, STUPID for letting Nick go.
Nick, don't marry Vanessa!!

2642 days ago


Yawn Yawn on the Paris Hilton Jail saga!! Enough all ready. TMZ must be bored.

Hasn't Opera gained back almost all her weight again??? She is looking heavy to me.

2642 days ago

Omar Paklamis    

Paris video of her first day in Jail on youtube...

2642 days ago


Of course Paris didn't have to 'spread em'......

Paris has 'Spread em' enough to last a life time.


2642 days ago


And a cavity search would have been humiliating to Paris WHY? She spreads herself for the Paparazzi, for heaven's sake, and she puts her lame sex tapes all over the internet. Please spare US the poor Paris was spared baloney. Besides, no one probably wanted to touch her even with gloves. And knowing how Paris LOVES to spread for her fans, maybe they thought that withholding the standard cavity probe would be like punishing her, LOL.

2642 days ago


Paris DIDN'T SPREAD 'em???? That's a first for her!

2642 days ago
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