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Paris Didn't Have to Spread 'Em

6/6/2007 9:14 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Paris Hilton might not be adjusting to her new gray-barred home so well, but at least she didn't have to go through the cavity search when she got there.

A maintenance guy tells the New York Post that Paris was spared the humiliating probe -- "She didn't have to spread 'em," -- and sources tell the Post that the booking area was cleared when Paris checked in, which didn't endear Hilton to her fellow inmates. Still, yesterday, lest you think that she's getting special treatment, deputies rejected a couple deliveries for Paris, including a dozen roses and a fruit basket.

Also, out of left field (literally), a group of Idahoans (or are they?) have filed a petition with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger at CageHIlton.com, asking for the "eternal incarceration" of Paris. The petition claims to be the view of the "Idaho potato."

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31.

JLR    

You guys keep saying enough about Paris, but you're the ones that always post and lengthy ones too. Yes, Paris is intelligent. She's intelligent enough to understand how to make money by exploiting and/or working her last name, something most lack in leadership. Mommy and Daddy Hilton aren't as rich as you think they are, and Paris has brought and will continue to bring money into that particular Hilton klan. Ya know what I've seen over and over in life, most can be sitting on a gold mine and still never find it, and actually lose it, while spending life wondering why they never have money. I've also seen where one can receive a "new" material thing, and within a few months, it will be destroyed. Paris is a party girl, but she does it up right. Never seen her blowing puck, shaving her hair, or passed out. Yea, she broke probation and now serving, but she will have her debutante/socialite career, unlike so many others in H'wood that have and/or blowing their livelihood. So stop calling her dumb, she's much smarter and certainly more savvy than most that post here!!!

2665 days ago
32.

susan    

Paris should NOT have had to go to jail. Yes, she got a DUI....thousands of people get DUI's and never see jail time. I do not condone driving while intoxicated but I will place bets that 98 % of all of you reading this have driven after having drinks at least once....you just didn't get caught. of course if you had, you probably would not have had to do actual time. They are making a statement with Paris and I think she is very brave.
Get off her backs people and look in a mirror while you are at it.

2665 days ago
33.

Susan    

is it really surprising that dinah lohan is a lying crackwhore? really? i give her a month b4 she gets her very own DUI...i mean, all the cool girls are doing it too....

2665 days ago
34.

JLR    

Paris is a celeb with money and fame. Putting her jail with other law breakers (as she is), who can be jealous of her status, can result in unfavorable reactions and situations. If they did a spread on her, the only thing they would find is a tube of lip gloss, so why bother. Oh I know, to prove she is just like all the other inmates and to humiliate her, right??? That's what we want....to humilate her.

Jessica let the best thing go that ever came into her life...Nick! John's a player. Too bad she never knew that! She's a bimbo airhead that will keep bouncing from bed to bed.

2665 days ago
35.

who cares    

SMART MOVE ON THE JAILS PART---NO TELLING WHAT KIND OF DISEASE THEY WOULD GET FROM HER NASTY " CAVITY"-
AND THE POOR THING IS COLD GUESS SHE IS NOT SAYING " THATS HOT" NOW IS SHE
SHE IS ONE UGLY NASTY LOOKING THING

2665 days ago
36.

Mookie    

actually, she's in jail for VIOLATING PAROLE for driving without a license. NOT for DUI.

Big Difference if your casting her as a martyr.

2665 days ago
37.

montana mike    

#35 susan-i hope when paris gets out that she never drinks and drives again and hits and maybe kills you or one of your relatives. this sounds like a big joke to you, maybe because you are a paris fan, but in the real world breaking the law is not a photo opportunity, and hopefully she will learn something good from this, but with people saying that she deserves better than the rest of us--i doubt it.

2665 days ago
38.

dee    

yeah. Who'd want to search paris, anyway ... although she might be hiding something pretty funny in some really strange place.

check out this awesome list of things I found that talks about what paris might be doing in jail ... I love number 1!

http://red.blogs.aol.com/truthorcrapred/truth_or_crap/passing_time_in_the_slammer/

Also, some cool paris -- pre jail pix here
http://bered.com/entertainment/paris-hilton

2665 days ago
39.

dee    

Can we get over john and Jess already? He's not even cute. In fact, he made a list of the ugliest celebs!!! Check it out. He's like no. 13 I think

http://bered.com/style/20-ugliest-celebrities

2665 days ago
40.

Caribbean Goddess    

I am going to be honest, I went to an all female prison years ago and having a cavity search is humiliating. You half to get naked, bend over and cough. Now I see how she creeped her Gucci bag in her cell. She would of been better off doing community service because she is not getting the actual affect of being in jail. Also, who in the f**k would send roses and a fruit basket to someone that locked up, now that is funny.

2665 days ago
41.

Daddy wants some of the pie too.    

#25 is right. A "maintenance guy"? Please! Paris was not given the "pay jail" option by the judge like someone here claimed. Quit being guppies and falling for this "Paris getting special treatment" hype. It's just a way to keep this BS going. With their 2 main cashcows, Paris and Lindsay. neatly tucked away the media has nothing to do so they toss this baloney out. I bet some of you can't wait for the "Paris--Day 3" post to come out!!
When it was "made public" that her first meal was cereal people were calling in wanting to know what kind of cereal it was!!! LOL. I bet their favorite show was "The Simple Life".

2665 days ago
42.

JESSICA    

Get This Party Started

Paris Hilton might not be adjusting to her new gray-barred home so well, but at least she didn't have to go through the cavity search when she got there.

A maintenance guy tells the New York Post that Paris was spared the humiliating probe -- "She didn't have to spread 'em," -- and sources tell the Post that the booking area was cleared when Paris checked in, which didn't endear Hilton to her fellow inmates. Still, yesterday, lest you think that she's getting special treatment, deputies rejected a couple deliveries for Paris, including a dozen roses and a fruit basket.

Also, out of left field (literally), a group of Idahoans (or are they?) have filed a petition with Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger at CageHIlton.com, asking for the "eternal incarceration" of Paris. The petition claims to be the view of the "Idaho potato."

Meanwhile, her little brother Barron isn't having such a good time of it either, as Page Six reports, getting mugged outside a New York club at knifepoint -- until security guards scuttled the muggers. No one was hurt.



SKANKY PARIS HAS SPREAD HER LEGS ENOUGH ON THE OUTSIDE...THEY WERE AFRAID THAT THE CRABS SHE HAS WOULD GET ON THEM....HENCE THE WORD CRABBYTWAT

2665 days ago
43.

JLR    

jamstan, you're right about it!!!

2665 days ago
44.

Daddy wants some of the pie too.    

#46--If you're going to correct someone get your story straight! Paris is in jail for violating probation, not parole--2 different things! Probation is given to someone that is not in jail. Parole is given to someone that is!

2665 days ago
45.

USHER LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER    

THE ONLY THING THAT PARIS SPREADS IS HER LEGS AND OF COURSE HERPES...LOL

2665 days ago
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