TMZ has obtained the order Judge Michael Sauer signed today. We're no handwriting experts, but he seems pissed.
In big, bold strokes, the judge scrawled his order, demanding that the Sheriff's Department bring Paris to court. TMZ first reported that the Sheriff refused to cooperate, on grounds the judge did not have jurisdiction.
The order reads, "LASD [Los Angeles Sheriff's Department] directed to bring D [actually a triangle -- meaning defendant] to court!!"
Too much coffee, your honor.