Paris Hilton -- Animal Style

In a fitting metaphorical celebration of Paris' swift in-and-out of jail this week, someone delivered In-N-Out burgers to La Casa Hilton last night. Nothing says "welcome home" like a big bag of fast food.

As an veritable army of camera crews lined the street outside her home, a huge bouqet of flowers and some Double-Doubles were delivered -- as Hilton's family members, including her parents, sister Nicky, aunt Kyle Richards and lawyer Richard Hutton -- all stopped by to see how the "emotionally distraught and traumatized" former jailbird was doing.

Kathy paused to tell cameras she was "happy to have her home," and aunt Kyle was pissed that the same public outrage wasn't shown for the case of Michelle Rodriguez, who served just 2 hours of her 60-day sentence.



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1. Okay she wouldn't eat her hot dog in jail but she'll scarf down an unknown substance that's been ground up?

Posted at 10:17AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Ticked off

2. Hey Auntie Kyle, no one heard about Michelle Rodriguez and besides she was ready to face the piper...for real! Now shut up, no one wants to hear another word from the Hilton clan, you are all liars and schiesters...BOYCOTT EVERYTHING HILTON!BOYCOTT THE BIMBO SQUAD!

Posted at 10:18AM on Jun 8th 2007 by okay

3. As Paris would say "ITS HOT!"

Posted at 10:21AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Jewels

4. Your niece is a convicted drunk-driving, probation-violating, slutty, whining fool, Kylie-poo.

Posted at 10:26AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Beverly HiltonBillies

5. Funny that Al Sharpton can bitch about the injustice of Paris Hilton serving only 3 days for driving on a suspended license, yet he says nothing about black music star R. Kelly raping and then urinating on an underage girl! It's been five years of delaying tactics to avoid trail. Where's the outrage? Which is the bigger hypocrisy Hilton or Kelly?

Posted at 10:30AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Deaf, Dumb, & Blind Justice

6. No one cared about Michelle Rodriguez because she showed up and checked in without hysterics. She also didn't have all sorts of stipulations from a judge added as terms of her sentence.

Paris, on the other hand, is a media whore who makes it a point to flaunt herself at every turn. You can't demand attention and make scads of money from said attention and then cry 'unfair' when your own actions draw negative opinions.

How many other inmates were released because they were scared and on the verge of a breakdown? I'd guess not a one... so much for fair.

Posted at 7:51AM on Jun 13th 2007 by Fiona

7. Auntie Kyle is not a Hilton, she's a sister in law, just another parasite hanging out where the fame and $$$$$ are. Michelle never cried and whined like a 2 yr. old to get out of jail. I hope to God, they put her back in jail. She is the biggest idiot in America right now, auntie poo! Your family is a laughing stock! HAHAHA

Posted at 10:28AM on Jun 8th 2007 by MoJo

8. Michelle Rodriquez was released due to overcrowding. And yes, regular people do get released for that reason all the time.

Posted at 10:50AM on Jun 8th 2007 by be on say

9. I'm sorry, but trying to compare Paris with Michelle Rodriguez just doesn't fly. Paris is the personification of EVERY snobby, 'better-than-you', 'above-the-law' stereotype that you could imagine.... Michelle Rodriguez can't compete with that....

Posted at 10:31AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Joe Mama

10. Michelle Rodriquez was released due to overcrowding. And yes, regular people get released for this very reason quite often. Michelle never received special treatment.

Posted at 10:56AM on Jun 8th 2007 by be on say

11. Leave Paris alone. I am not a fan of her BUT she did not deserve 45 days. I can understand how someone who has lived a privilage life would be shaken up if she had to go to jail. I am sure the three days and the fact she had to go had a huge impact on her privilaged life.

Posted at 12:08PM on Jun 8th 2007 by Ellen Goldberg

12. Paris and Michelle Rodriguez are two totally different situations. Michelle didn’t HIRE a doctor to come in and get her out of jail – a luxury not available to others in lock up. Also, Michelle didn’t lie to the public’s face, saying she was ready to do her time like everyone else, days before seeking out special treatment.

Auntie Kyle, I loved the Witch Mountain movies as a little girl. Please don’t ruin it with vapid comments.

Posted at 10:38AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Julie

13. WITH ALL THIS PARIS HOOPLA EVERYONE IS FORGETING THAT TODAY IS NICOLE RICHIE'S DUI HEARING TOO!!!!

ONCE AGAIN PARIS HAS ECLIPSED HER ANOREXIC A LIST BEST FRIEND FOEVER!!!

P.S. GAY MAFIA HAD ISIAH FIRED!! TRAVESTY

Posted at 10:38AM on Jun 8th 2007 by YOUR FORGETING

14. her aunt's attitude is exactly why paris is such a spoiled little bitch. michelle was NOT on her 3rd offense. paris has had enough breaks.

what about all of that video of her doing coke and smoking weed? if that was any of us we would have been locked up a long time ago!

Posted at 10:39AM on Jun 8th 2007 by jenn

15. Wonder if her "medical condition" will keep her out of Hyde and all of her VIP party palaces when this is all over... doubt it... she'll be back drinking, drugging and driving like every other celebretard that gets a slap on the wrist...and for these idiots to minimize what she did as a simple "traffic infraction"... maybe if they had someone close to them killed or injured for life by a drunk driver commmitting a "traffic infraction" they would think again...high society, LOW CLASS MORONS!

Posted at 10:42AM on Jun 8th 2007 by Hollywoodequalsretards

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