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Catwoman is a big ol' mess -- and we're not talking about the Halle Berry bomb!

Feline-featured New York society monster Jocelyn Wildenstein proved cats and dogs can get along, while making her way through LAX on Monday. Comedy and tragedy! Meow!

The 66-year-old plasticine queen, dressed in a leopard print belly-baring top -- more suitable for a kitten than a cougar -- handled her pooch as she tried to shield him from the sight of her kabuki-meets-Michael-Myers-"Halloween"-mask-face! Arf!

It takes millions of dollars -- and a team of insane doctors -- to look this good!



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91. Is her face like that by accident or on purpose? I don't know who this woman is but her face is disgusting to look at....

Posted at 4:20PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Sandra

92. Is it really Parasite and Tinkerbell? Really who is the poor ugly woman???

Posted at 4:31PM on Jun 12th 2007 by JR

93. God, she's nasty looking...

ATTENTION WOMEN - This is what happens to you if you get too many plastic surgeries. So, be happy with who you are, and don't go under the knife...

Posted at 4:43PM on Jun 12th 2007 by The Bottom Line

94. Whoever the doctor is that did that to her face needs to have his license revoked. That is one scary looking lady.

Posted at 4:46PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Oh my goodness

95. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein

Posted at 4:55PM on Jun 12th 2007 by kylee

96. i feel sorry for the dog

Posted at 6:14PM on Jun 12th 2007 by annab

97. Does anyone know, is she really trying to look like a cat?

Posted at 6:14PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Tracy

98. Is this truly a woman? It looks like a transvestite whose surgery ran amok. Whatever, I'd be suing whatever 'surgeon' did that!

Posted at 6:41PM on Jun 12th 2007 by patirol

99. " IT'S MELANIA TRUMP!!!"

To: Paris Hater\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Live Sad, Dull & Pathetic Lives


You say that "Paris haters live sad, dull and pathetic lives", but in making fun of this woman are you not being a "hater" too? I think it's sad to hate anyone. There is already too much hate in the world. It's everyone's prerogative to comment as they see fit, and they are the ones who have to live with what they put out in the world. However, if you dish out hate on a person, whoever it may be, don't condemn others when they do it too, it's hypocritical.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jun 12th 2007 by DottieDame

100. Jocelyn Widenstein is a socialite, who has undergone millions of
dollars of numerous cosmetic surgeries, to look like a feline /cat
:article with more photos:
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2005/08/jocelyn_wildens.html

Posted at 6:44PM on Jun 12th 2007 by julie t

101. For all of those asking about Jocelyn Wildenstein here is a web site explaining who she is and why she had all of the plastic surgery, http://www.divasthesite.com/Society_Divas/jocelyne_wildenstein_a.htm

Posted at 6:53PM on Jun 12th 2007 by DottieDame

102. If she's willing to do that to her own face she shouldnt be allowed to own animals...SHE ALREADY CLIPPED THE POOR DOGS EARS...evil

Posted at 6:57PM on Jun 12th 2007 by c

103. recent youtube video of Jocelyn Wildenstein, where she does look much better than in the older post -cosmetic surgery photos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V27wYXELKWQ

Posted at 7:08PM on Jun 12th 2007 by shari v

104. I have read the story behind Jocelyn Wildenstein and it is something.

To want to hold on to a man so much to transform herself into the beloved cats her husband loved to keep him is so tragic.

The doctors who performed the surgery should be ashamed.
They mutilated Jocelyn's face.

Posted at 7:12PM on Jun 12th 2007 by YMMV

105. GOD PUT THAT WEIRDO ASLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 8:49PM on Jun 12th 2007 by KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!!

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