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Catwoman is a big ol' mess -- and we're not talking about the Halle Berry bomb!

Feline-featured New York society monster Jocelyn Wildenstein proved cats and dogs can get along, while making her way through LAX on Monday. Comedy and tragedy! Meow!

The 66-year-old plasticine queen, dressed in a leopard print belly-baring top -- more suitable for a kitten than a cougar -- handled her pooch as she tried to shield him from the sight of her kabuki-meets-Michael-Myers-"Halloween"-mask-face! Arf!

It takes millions of dollars -- and a team of insane doctors -- to look this good!



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91. Well, the bright side is, she sure doesn't look 66 years old. And she isn't half as ugly as some of the fugly comments you people make about her.

Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 12th 2007 by I bet you look great too

92. Is her face like that by accident or on purpose? I don't know who this woman is but her face is disgusting to look at....

Posted at 4:20PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Sandra

93. Maybe its just me...but she just looks like an older version of Shanna Moekler...doesn't she?

Posted at 4:15PM on Jun 12th 2007 by netsirk

94. God, she's nasty looking...

ATTENTION WOMEN - This is what happens to you if you get too many plastic surgeries. So, be happy with who you are, and don't go under the knife...

Posted at 4:43PM on Jun 12th 2007 by The Bottom Line

95. I wonder if she regrets making herself look like a cat...

Posted at 9:54PM on Jun 12th 2007 by SWEET_BLONDE

96. Whoever the doctor is that did that to her face needs to have his license revoked. That is one scary looking lady.

Posted at 4:46PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Oh my goodness

97. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein

Posted at 4:55PM on Jun 12th 2007 by kylee

98. i feel sorry for the dog

Posted at 6:14PM on Jun 12th 2007 by annab

99. Does anyone know, is she really trying to look like a cat?

Posted at 6:14PM on Jun 12th 2007 by Tracy

100. Is this truly a woman? It looks like a transvestite whose surgery ran amok. Whatever, I'd be suing whatever 'surgeon' did that!

Posted at 6:41PM on Jun 12th 2007 by patirol

101. " IT'S MELANIA TRUMP!!!"

To: Paris Hater\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s Live Sad, Dull & Pathetic Lives


You say that "Paris haters live sad, dull and pathetic lives", but in making fun of this woman are you not being a "hater" too? I think it's sad to hate anyone. There is already too much hate in the world. It's everyone's prerogative to comment as they see fit, and they are the ones who have to live with what they put out in the world. However, if you dish out hate on a person, whoever it may be, don't condemn others when they do it too, it's hypocritical.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jun 12th 2007 by DottieDame

102. Jocelyn Widenstein is a socialite, who has undergone millions of
dollars of numerous cosmetic surgeries, to look like a feline /cat
:article with more photos:
http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2005/08/jocelyn_wildens.html

Posted at 6:44PM on Jun 12th 2007 by julie t

103. For all of those asking about Jocelyn Wildenstein here is a web site explaining who she is and why she had all of the plastic surgery, http://www.divasthesite.com/Society_Divas/jocelyne_wildenstein_a.htm

Posted at 6:53PM on Jun 12th 2007 by DottieDame

104. If she's willing to do that to her own face she shouldnt be allowed to own animals...SHE ALREADY CLIPPED THE POOR DOGS EARS...evil

Posted at 6:57PM on Jun 12th 2007 by c

105. recent youtube video of Jocelyn Wildenstein, where she does look much better than in the older post -cosmetic surgery photos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V27wYXELKWQ

Posted at 7:08PM on Jun 12th 2007 by shari v

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