Oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, less voluminous brother of rantastic "Gummi," is reportedly unhappy with his sweaty image ... and decided to change his look. No luck.
Page Six says that the blank-staring crude inheritor "went on a diet and showed off his leaner form at a party the other night ... where he only drank water." Leaner form? What did he do, clip his nails?
Compare the Bear in this Firecrotch rant photo (which launched his infamy as a spewer of sweat-stained invective) with this pic of His Greasiness spotted behind the velvet ropes at a Hollywood party last night. Oh yeah, major difference. Nevermind.
6/13/2007 12:22 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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For all the comments about how ppl like Greasy Bear shouldn't even be on these sites- as they haven't done anything besides party, be spoiled & rich, & take up space--
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY THEY ARE ON THESE SITES! As much as you all hate it, you're watching, and care enough to COMMENT... If you really wanted them banned, how that would have to happen is by NO ONE caring enough to wonder about them, get pissed at their actions, or comment about them. YOU are why they exist... I'm just sayin'.
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Yep! #1-I have to agree with you...........YUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Brandon-alittle advice, a shower with soap and some shampoo ! just a thought :)
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go to THE QUEER OF ALL MEDIA WEBSITE FOR THE MOST COMPLETE PHOTO COVERAGE OF ALL THE BLOGS TONS OF PHOTOS SLIDESHOW INCLUDING SHIRTLESS ACTORS SLIDESHOW
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WHY does he look so dang slimy? But still, he's so much better than his brother...they are both nasty. With all that money he needs to buy some Biore face blotting papers.
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What is his so called claim to fame? Who are his parents? Anyone know?
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BRANDON YOU SHOULD REALLY WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ON CAMERA
BECAUSE YOU ARE ARE A DISGUSTING PIG.
I HATE THE WAY YOU SPOKE OF LINDSAY.
WHAT DOES YOUR PUBIC AREA LOOK LIKE. IT IS PROBABLY SO DISGUSTING
IT WOULD MAKE EVERY WOMAN IN AMERICA MAKE THEM VOMIT FOR A MONTH.
YOU ARE A GROSS HIDEOUS THING. I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN PUBLIC WITH YOU. I WOULDN'T EVEN CARE IF YOU WERE A TRILLIONARE.
YOU LOOK GROSS-YOUR PERSONALITY IS GROSS-AND IN TERMS OF YOU BEING A HUMAN BEING- YOU ARE GROSS.
YOU PISS ME OFF AND MAKE ME SICK. I HAVE TO GO VOMIT NOW.
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First - I think what he said about Lindsey was freakin' hilarious!
BUT - at least she's heard of PROACTIVE. What a slimy, gross, slip-n-slide T-zone pal!! GAWD!!
And why is it that NO ONE ever mentions he's completely wasted, stoned and marble-mouthed ALL the time? Danny DiVito gets blasted for being loaded on "The View"... how come we can't do the same for this douche bag?
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#6 He dated Paris and he's an oil heir. I say draft his ass and send it to Iraq.
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