Still Greasy Bear

Posted Jun 13th 2007 11:22AM by Celly

Oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, less voluminous brother of rantastic "Gummi," is reportedly unhappy with his sweaty image ... and decided to change his look. No luck.

Page Six says that the blank-staring crude inheritor "went on a diet and showed off his leaner form at a party the other night ... where he only drank water." Leaner form? What did he do, clip his nails?

Compare the Bear in this Firecrotch rant photo (which launched his infamy as a spewer of sweat-stained invective) with this pic of His Greasiness spotted behind the velvet ropes at a Hollywood party last night. Oh yeah, major difference. Nevermind.

Tags: brandon davis, BrandonDavis, firecrotch, greasy bear, GreasyBear, gummi bear, GummiBear, jason davis, JasonDavis

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1. YOU ARE DISGUSTING BRANDON.

Posted at 11:57AM on Jun 13th 2007 by lana

2.
EWWWW-yuck

Posted at 7:33PM on Jun 13th 2007 by kittychan

3. Yep! #1-I have to agree with you...........YUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:59AM on Jun 13th 2007 by =) the happy one

4. why IS he so greasy? disgusting... must be horrible to touch...

Posted at 12:02PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Michellaneous

5. Brandon-alittle advice, a shower with soap and some shampoo ! just a thought :)

Posted at 12:06PM on Jun 13th 2007 by =) the happy one

6. go to THE QUEER OF ALL MEDIA WEBSITE FOR THE MOST COMPLETE PHOTO COVERAGE OF ALL THE BLOGS TONS OF PHOTOS SLIDESHOW INCLUDING SHIRTLESS ACTORS SLIDESHOW

Posted at 4:09PM on Jun 13th 2007 by THE QUEER OF ALL MEDIA

7. WHY does he look so dang slimy? But still, he's so much better than his brother...they are both nasty. With all that money he needs to buy some Biore face blotting papers.

Posted at 12:08PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Slick is Sick

8. What is his so called claim to fame? Who are his parents? Anyone know?

Posted at 12:08PM on Jun 13th 2007 by wow

9. maybe if he cut his hair... nevermind

Posted at 12:11PM on Jun 13th 2007 by sarah

10. BRANDON YOU SHOULD REALLY WATCH WHAT YOU SAY ON CAMERA
BECAUSE YOU ARE ARE A DISGUSTING PIG.

I HATE THE WAY YOU SPOKE OF LINDSAY.

WHAT DOES YOUR PUBIC AREA LOOK LIKE. IT IS PROBABLY SO DISGUSTING
IT WOULD MAKE EVERY WOMAN IN AMERICA MAKE THEM VOMIT FOR A MONTH.

YOU ARE A GROSS HIDEOUS THING. I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN PUBLIC WITH YOU. I WOULDN'T EVEN CARE IF YOU WERE A TRILLIONARE.

YOU LOOK GROSS-YOUR PERSONALITY IS GROSS-AND IN TERMS OF YOU BEING A HUMAN BEING- YOU ARE GROSS.

YOU PISS ME OFF AND MAKE ME SICK. I HAVE TO GO VOMIT NOW.

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 13th 2007 by lana

11. ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted at 12:13PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Prnzez

12. He's greasier, I think. He's repulsive.

Posted at 12:14PM on Jun 13th 2007 by K

13. First - I think what he said about Lindsey was freakin' hilarious!

BUT - at least she's heard of PROACTIVE. What a slimy, gross, slip-n-slide T-zone pal!! GAWD!!

And why is it that NO ONE ever mentions he's completely wasted, stoned and marble-mouthed ALL the time? Danny DiVito gets blasted for being loaded on "The View"... how come we can't do the same for this douche bag?

Posted at 12:16PM on Jun 13th 2007 by Whatever

14. #6 He dated Paris and he's an oil heir. I say draft his ass and send it to Iraq.

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 13th 2007 by greyhawk

15. Thanks #14

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 13th 2007 by wow

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