Page Six says that the blank-staring crude inheritor "went on a diet and showed off his leaner form at a party the other night ... where he only drank water." Leaner form? What did he do, clip his nails?

Compare the Bear in this Firecrotch rant photo (which launched his infamy as a spewer of sweat-stained invective) with this pic of His Greasiness spotted behind the velvet ropes at a Hollywood party last night. Oh yeah, major difference. Nevermind.