Britney is quite a lady, y'all!
The weave-atrocious pop mom popped into a Beverly Hills nails salon to get a French-tipped manicure to complement her demure hairdo, creating this ghetto/beach been-up-all-night-hey-mistah look! Heyyyyyyyyyyh!
Paparazzi were utterly charmed by Brit's greeting to them! Spears now joins our illustrious gallery of bird flippers! Now if she'd only flip that "hair" in the trash!