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Could a Baby

Keep Richie Out of the Pokey?

6/22/2007 2:01 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0622_nicole_purse_jail_fm-1With pregnancy rumors running every which way, Nicole Richie and borefriend Joel Madden added fuel to the baby blabber fire. TMZ spies saw them purchase a $300 Born Out of Necessity chic leather diaper bag at Bel-Bambini baby boutique on Thursday. But even if she's not pregnant, Richie might want to consider getting knocked up real soon -- it might save her from following in Paris' shackled footsteps.

With her DUI trial set to begin on July 11, what judge in his right mind would send a pregnant waif to the slammer?! Oh the humanity! If she's found guilty, Wrongway Richie will spend a minimum of five days in jail, with the possibility of up to a year behind bars -- and we're not talkin' Hyde!

Anyone know of a good prison daycare?

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1.

G    

I hope she doesnt go to jail! Go Nicole!!!!!!!!!

2582 days ago
2.

bobbie    

WOW FARRAH-FALLON GET A GRIP ARE YOU SERIOUS! YOU NEED A LIFE MAN!

2582 days ago
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WE KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT OPRI!    

IF NICOLE RITCHIE WERE TO APPEAR BEFORE JUDGE JUDY, I THINK THIS IS HOW IT WOULD GO:

JJ:
MISS RITCHIE, YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE STOPPED BY THE COPS BECAUSE THERE WERE SEVERAL 9-11 CALLS PLACED BY PEOPLE WHO SAW YOU DRIVING THE WRONG WAY ON THE FREEWAY, IS THAT CORRECT, MISS RITCHIE?

NR: UH, YEAH
JJ: NO, IT'S NOT YEAH, THE ANSWER IS YES, SHOW SOME RESPECT WHEN YOU ARE IN MY COURTROOM! STAND UP STRAIGHT! WIPE THAT SMIRK FROM YOUR FACE!
NR: (ROLLS HER EYES UPWARD) SMILES
JJ: DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME, YOUNG LADY! (LOOKS AT BAILIFF) HEY, BERT, DID I SAY SOMETHING FUNNY?! DID I ?!
BERT: (BERT SHAKES HIS HEAD) NO, I DID NOT HEAR YOU SAY ANYTHING FUNNY (IRONIC SMILE).
JJ: NO, OF COURSE NOT! MISS RITCHIEEE, LISTEN TO ME! DON'T LOOK DOWN--LOOK AT ME!!! YOU ARE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY!! YOU COULD HAVE KILLED MANNNN-YYYY PEOPLE THAT NIGHT! NOT ONLY WERE YOU INCAPACITATED BY THE DRUGS YOU WERE TAKING, BUT YOU ARE SO USED TO BEING UNDER THE INFLUENCE, THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD DRIVE JUST FINE WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF NARCOTIC PHARMACEUTICALS!!! IS THAT RIGHT?!
NR: MUMBLES....SOMETHING.........
JJ: I DID NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR ANSWER!! WHEN YOU SPEAK, DO SO IN A MANNER THAT SOUNDS CLEAR AND CONCISE. DO YOU KNOW WHAT CLEAR AND CONCISE MEANS? OR ARE YOU STILL UNDER THE INFLUENCE?! (POUTS FOR EMPHASIS). ARE YOU STILL TAKING DRUGS, MISS RITCHIE?!
NR: I AM ABOUT TO ENTER REHAB, I KNOW I HAVE AN EATING DIS....
JJ: WHAT?! WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOUR HORRIFIC TRAFFIC INCIDENT!!! DON'T BRING ANYTHING ELSE UP, MISS RITCHIE!!! I AM ALREADY CONFUSED ENOUGH AS IT IS!!!! NOW, DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! NOW, MISS HILTON, ARE YOU STILL USING DRUGS?
NR: I AM NOT PARIS HILTON I AM NICOLE RITCH.....
JJ: DO I HAVE STUPID WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! DO I???? LOOK, PARIS, DON'T PEE ON MY LEG AND TELL ME IT'S RAINING!!!! NOW, FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME, ARE YOU STILL USING DRUGS?
NR: YES.
JJ: YESSSS!!! SHE SAID YES!!! WE FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER! THAT WAS LIKE PULLING TEETH! LIKE HAVING TO DEAL WITH A BUNCH OF MONKEYS WHEN THEY ARE ALL FIGHTING FOR JUST ONE BANANA!! (LAUGHTER IN THE AUDIENCE).
NR: YOUR HONOR, I..........
JJ: APPP, PAAAAP, PAAAP, PAAAAAP, PAAAAAH!
JJ: YOU KNOW THAT TAKING DRUGS IS A SERIOUS THING?! YOU HAD ENOUGH VICODIN IN YOUR SYSTEM TO KILL A HORSE!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!!!!!!!!
(THE SOUNDS OF CRICKETS IS HEARD IN THE ROOM AS IT IS DEADLY SILENT).
NR: WELL, I'M NOT A HORSE.....
JJ: (LEANS INTO BERT, AND SPEAKS SOFTLY LOUD) BERT, LOOK AT HER. WATCH HER. SHE IS DANGEROUS.
BERT: BUT, JUDGE, IF A FLY LANDED ON HER, SHE WOULD DROP DEAD FROM CARRYING THE WEIGHT OF THE FLY!!
JJ: MISS RITCHIE, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE WITH CHILD.
AND YOU ARE NOT MARRIED! YOU ARE NOT VERY SMART ARE YOU?
IS THE FATHER HERE?
NR: NO HE ISN'T HE IS TOURIN....
JJ; SHE HASN'T DELIVERED THE BABY YET AND HE'S ALREADY ABANDONED BOTH OF THEM!!!!!!!!
JJ: MISS RITCHIE, EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE PREGNANT, YOU MUST STILL SERVE SOME JAIL TIME BECAUSE THE SENTENCE WAS GIVEN TO YOU PRIOR TO YOUR GETTING PREGNANT ON PURPOSE TO GAIN THE COURTS' SYMPATHY!
IN ADDITION, YOU COULD HAVE KILLED COUNTLESS PEOPLE AND YOU SHOULD THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS, MISS RITCHIE, THAT NO ONE WAS KILLED THAT NIGHT. THE VICTIMS' FAMILY WOULD HAVE HAD TO DEAL WITH THAT FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. AND PREGNANT OR NOT, YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE MAXIMUM PENALTY IN A CASE LIKE YOURS.
SO, YOU ARE GOING TO JAIL, AND MAYBE YOU WILL LEARN SOME GOOD LESSONS IN LIFE. TAKE THE TIME IN JAIL TO TAKE STOCK OF YOUR LIFE. AT THE MOMENT, IT IS NOT A PRETTY SIGHT.
JUDGEMENT FOR THE STATE, JAIL TIME FOR MISS RITCHIE. THAT'S ALL!!!!!!!!!

2580 days ago
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Carson P    

SEND HER TO JAIL!!!! Keep her in there long enough to get her GED!!! She is barely pregnant..she and the baby will survive..I would be more concerned after she gets out!! party, party party!!! That poor child does not stand a chance with Nicole Richie as its mother!! STAY AWAY FROM PARIS!! and her posse!!

2576 days ago
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Karen    

court date was the 11th...this is the 24... she got away with it cause I havent heard anything about what happen in court, unless I missed it and if I did someone please let me know.....

2562 days ago
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getting tired of crap    

The answer to that question is NO! She will have to go even if she's about to deliver there on the courtroom floor. There's too many cases of pregnant women being tossed in jail for her to get off.

2594 days ago
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jenn    

noway is this bitch pregnant, she is working the rumors to her benefit

2594 days ago
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Dee    

pregnant or not you can still be locked up. There are women out there in jail that are pregnant. You don't start showing until your @ least six to seven month. She can @ least get 3 months in jail or even a week. She needs to get locked up for serveral days @ least. I think her driving offense was way worse than Paris.

LOCK HER UP!

LOCK HER UP!

LOCK HER UP!

LOCK HER UP!

That's what she gets for stealing Hillary's MAN. Hillary is way better looking than Nicole. Something is seriouly wrong with Richie's face. HAHAHA And I don't care who thinks she pretty.

2594 days ago
9.

David Alv    

Can someone do something with this white-trash train wreck? I bet if Paris (a.k.a. semen dumpster) got 45 days, this skank will get a year! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Put the cow back in the pasture!

2594 days ago
10.

Another Nobody    

Another celebrity getting special treatment.

There are thousands of women in prison who are pregnant... have their children in prison and YES there are prison daycares for those women who get to see their kids once in a while.

Knocked up and rich still dont make you above the law.

Well... I guess we'll have to see about that huh.

2594 days ago
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USHER LISTEN TO YOUR MOTHER    

gOD SEND HER TO JAIL..HER BOYFRIEND CAN RAISE THE KID WHILE SHE IS IN THERE...SHE SURE DESERVES IT...SEND THE BITCH TO JAIL...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

2594 days ago
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gimmeabreak    

Are you kidding?!! There are thousands of pregnant women in jail. There IS prenatal care provided to expecting mothers. Our tax dollars help to pay for it! If Nicole is pregnant (God, help us) there is no reason she can't serve her time as well. If Nicole has cleverly planned to become pregnant so she can avoid jail time, I think she'll be sorely mistaken.

On the bright side, at least in jail she'll have three meals a day. And if she refuses to eat, maybe her cell mates will hold her down and force feed her. It'll be the only way to keep her from slipping through the bars.

A note to some of you starlets (Paris, Nicole, and others)... Just because you're biologically able to bear a child doesn't mean you should. Please do your part to help save the world from sinking further into deeper, darker despair and idiocracy by populating it with your spawn.

2594 days ago
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jollyrancher    

She should go to prison just like her BFF Paris did and serve her time. There are plenty of pregnant females in jails right now.

2594 days ago
14.

Hater    


I love me some Nicole baby! Joel must truly feel as if he has been blessed by God to be the chosen one to impregnate Nicole. Lets all hope the baby has her gorgeous skin and angelic features.

2594 days ago
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hora    

no way should a woman be thrown in jail pregnant. all you people talk trash- if that was your wife, your sister or your girlfriend you would fight with whatever you could to keep her out of jail. dont even try to lie

2594 days ago
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