1. please don't post pictures of this asshole.

Posted at 11:52AM on Jun 25th 2007 by whatever

2. Hey!!!

WHAT'S

WITH

THE

FAT

SUIT!!!!!

AND

MOMMIE

I

MY

PANTS...................AGAIN!!!

LOOK????

Posted at 11:55AM on Jun 25th 2007 by cAPTAIN nEMO

3. hahahahahaha

Posted at 11:56AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Rebecca

4. Typical "friend" of Paris. Losers, every single one of them.

Posted at 11:56AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Prnzez

5. Isn't intentional oil spill in the water illegal?

Posted at 11:56AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Julie

6. Who is this clown, looks like a beached whale. The poor people in that ocean around him must of ran for their lifes when he surfest from the water.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Bimmer

7. Oh for the love of baby Jesus......this guy is sooooooooo utterly disgusting.......maggot!!!
I hope his crotch spontaneously combusts!

Posted at 12:00PM on Jun 25th 2007 by quack quack

8. This man-child seriously needs to put a shirt on.

Posted at 12:01PM on Jun 25th 2007 by JustMe

9. Post #5 "Julie"..........that was f'n funnie.

Posted at 12:02PM on Jun 25th 2007 by CindiCat

10. #9 and a brea

Posted at 12:03PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Bimmer

11. All I can say is, between this troll and Cisco Adler, Mischa Barton must have some pretty low self-esteem. What is she thinking when she picks a guy?

Posted at 12:09PM on Jun 25th 2007 by tess

12. Maybe Mischa just likes to slum it.

#11 yea, I can see where a bra would come in handy for the grease-ball

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 25th 2007 by JustMe

13. Even an ocean full of water couldn't wash it off... THAT must have been the oily sheen I saw on the ocean while flying back from the Bahamas! YIKES! That's worse than the Exxon Valdez!!

Posted at 12:39PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Aerial view

14.

Oh my goodness, he looks like he is packing some meat. I must have him. Rich and Hung

Posted at 12:41PM on Jun 25th 2007 by ManDate

15. LMAO! Thank you TMZ!

One of the best you've ever posted. The only thing that was missing was the siren sound effect. :) whoooop! whoooop! whoooop!

Posted at 12:42PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Mission