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Greasy Bear: Oil Slick in Miami

Posted Jun 25th 2007 11:30AM by Celly

WARNING SWIMMERS!

A massive oil slick washed ashore in Miami over the weekend, ruining the surf for vacationers and wildlife.

Marine biologists traced the environmental disaster to Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, seen here emerging nearly unscathed from the sea, in what was once a pair of white bathing trunks.

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1. please don't post pictures of this asshole.

Posted at 11:52AM on Jun 25th 2007 by whatever

2. Hey!!!

WHAT'S

WITH

THE

FAT

SUIT!!!!!

AND

MOMMIE

I

MY

PANTS...................AGAIN!!!

LOOK????

Posted at 11:55AM on Jun 25th 2007 by cAPTAIN nEMO

3. Typical "friend" of Paris. Losers, every single one of them.

Posted at 11:56AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Prnzez

4. hahahahahaha

Posted at 11:56AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Rebecca

5. Isn't intentional oil spill in the water illegal?

Posted at 11:56AM on Jun 25th 2007 by Julie

6. Post #5 "Julie"..........that was f'n funnie.

Posted at 12:02PM on Jun 25th 2007 by CindiCat

7. Who is this clown, looks like a beached whale. The poor people in that ocean around him must of ran for their lifes when he surfest from the water.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Bimmer

8. Oh for the love of baby Jesus......this guy is sooooooooo utterly disgusting.......maggot!!!
I hope his crotch spontaneously combusts!

Posted at 12:00PM on Jun 25th 2007 by quack quack

9. This man-child seriously needs to put a shirt on.

Posted at 12:01PM on Jun 25th 2007 by JustMe

10. #9 and a brea

Posted at 12:03PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Bimmer

11. All I can say is, between this troll and Cisco Adler, Mischa Barton must have some pretty low self-esteem. What is she thinking when she picks a guy?

Posted at 12:09PM on Jun 25th 2007 by tess

12. Maybe Mischa just likes to slum it.

#11 yea, I can see where a bra would come in handy for the grease-ball

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 25th 2007 by JustMe

13. Why oh why do you even subject us to him? This scumbag is newsworthy?

Posted at 2:44PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Sweet Cheeks

14. hey, watch out for those moobs!(man boobs) Thankgod he wasn't running!!

Posted at 12:50PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Uggubugga

15. Even an ocean full of water couldn't wash it off... THAT must have been the oily sheen I saw on the ocean while flying back from the Bahamas! YIKES! That's worse than the Exxon Valdez!!

Posted at 12:39PM on Jun 25th 2007 by Aerial view

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