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Greasy Bear: Oil Slick in Miami

6/25/2007 12:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

WARNING SWIMMERS!

A massive oil slick washed ashore in Miami over the weekend, ruining the surf for vacationers and wildlife.

Marine biologists traced the environmental disaster to Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis, seen here emerging nearly unscathed from the sea, in what was once a pair of white bathing trunks.

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1.

amberbrushetteisasleaze    

i would take him in a heartbeat he is sooooooo hot

2571 days ago
2.

name withheld    

please don't post pictures of this asshole.

2588 days ago
3.

huh    

Hey!!!

WHAT'S

WITH

THE

FAT

SUIT!!!!!

AND

MOMMIE

I

MY

PANTS...................AGAIN!!!

LOOK????

2588 days ago
4.

Seriously    

Typical "friend" of Paris. Losers, every single one of them.

2588 days ago
5.

Rebecca    

hahahahahaha

2588 days ago
6.

oh brother    

Isn't intentional oil spill in the water illegal?

2588 days ago
7.

MommaT    

Post #5 "Julie"..........that was f'n funnie.

2588 days ago
8.

Bimmer    

Who is this clown, looks like a beached whale. The poor people in that ocean around him must of ran for their lifes when he surfest from the water.

2588 days ago
9.

quack quack    

Oh for the love of baby Jesus......this guy is sooooooooo utterly disgusting.......maggot!!!
I hope his crotch spontaneously combusts!

2588 days ago
10.

JustMe    

This man-child seriously needs to put a shirt on.

2588 days ago
11.

Bimmer    

#9 and a brea

2588 days ago
12.

tess    

All I can say is, between this troll and Cisco Adler, Mischa Barton must have some pretty low self-esteem. What is she thinking when she picks a guy?

2588 days ago
13.

JustMe    

Maybe Mischa just likes to slum it.

#11 yea, I can see where a bra would come in handy for the grease-ball

2588 days ago
14.

Sooze    

Why oh why do you even subject us to him? This scumbag is newsworthy?

2588 days ago
15.

Uggubugga    

hey, watch out for those moobs!(man boobs) Thankgod he wasn't running!!

2588 days ago
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